So it's been a big week for those working as sex professionals in Ontario, Canada now that the prostitution laws have been struck down. Prostitutes are now able to round up business freely and run their business out of their homes without fear of being arrested. I personally support this decision because it will help keep a lot of women off the dangerous streets and allow them to earn their living in the safety of a home or brothel. Sure beats winding up dead and buried on a pig farm in B.C., like 49 other prostitutes did!
In honor of this ruling, let's look at some must-haves for those of you looking to run a brothel or work independently from home. Yes, that's right; I'm helping you get started as a sex worker if that's what you're looking to be.

Hmm...It's been a few seconds since I typed that and I haven't yet been struck down by lightening and see no sign of a locust infestation outside my window. Guess that means it's safe for me to proceed...

First on my list of must-haves if you're planning to take advantage of this new ruling is condoms. Safety first! To be the hostess with the mostess, it's a good idea to have a few kinds of condoms on hand to cater to all tastes and situations. Flavored condoms will be your best friend when it comes to oral sex. I shouldn't need to remind you that even oral sex poses dangerous health risks. And, for those less-than-savory clients, a flavoured condom can make the job a whole lot easier!

Next on my list is lube. You just gotta have lube! I'm guessing that since not all clients are going to resemble the likes of George Clooney, a little help in the lubrication department may be needed. And, lube is also a must when it comes to anal, should that be one of the services offered. Remember that there are different lubricants for different tastes and types of sex. Have some super-slick anal lubricant around for those backdoor clients and a whole lot of condom-safe lube for every other need. To mix it up and offer your favorite clients a little somethin' extra, warming lube is a nice touch.

And finally, some lingerie is always nice. Since the quality of your client base and extent of your success will depend on your image; looking good is important. I personally think that class-over-trash is the way to go when choosing your lingerie because ideally you want an upscale client base. Let's face it; having a lucrative business is key so do all that you can to brand the right kind of image for yourself. This being said though, there will always be that lawyer or doctor who loves it naughty and dirty, so maybe one piece of vampy red lingerie-or a dare-I-say slutty-costume may be worth having around...just in case. And, for those men who have a stocking fetish, a few pairs of sexy stockings and garters are sure to be a worthy investment to your new business venture in the oldest business in the world.