Adult Blogs - A Time for Parties, Presents and Prophylactics
December 15, 2009 12:00 amSUPER THANKSGIVING AND CHRISTMAS SALE!!!
Wow -it's really coming down to crunch time now with less than 2 weeks to go until Christmas! We're right in the swing of party time, shoppingand wrapping gifts which is why I thought I would take a few moments out of my busy weekend to let you know about a few items that just might fit in well with all the XXX-Massing you've got goin' on right now.
These goodies should help you with everything from adding some just-naughty-enough touches to your Christmas parties to adding some spice to your gift giving.
It's Party Time!
Incorporate these fun little extras into your Christmas parties to take them up a notch on the funny/sexy meter.
Sexy Santa and Mrs. Clause Themed Party Items: This collection is soooo cute with Santa and his lady shakin' what their mamas gave 'em-naked! There are napkins, plates, party hats and cups. This means a whole lotta sexy cuteness and no clean up at the end of the night!
Santa Mooning Party Items: Yes, you read right - Santa mooning for all your guests to see. The guys should love this one since all guys seem to find mooning as funny as farting and all. You've got all you need for a funny and easy night here too with napkins, plates, cups and party hats.
My Fave Hostess Gift and Secret Santa Ideas
What's a Christmas party without a cute gift for your hostess or a funny gift for to give when playing Secret Santa?! These are super fun and super cheap ideas that are sure to put a smile on someone's face this Christmas! And by "super cheap" I mean all under $10!
Santa Vibe: I love this one because it does double duty as a gag gift and a sexy one for a friend/hostess/colleague/partner who happens to have a sense of humor. It's a 5 inch vibrator with a Santa face and hat at the 'head'!
Ben Wa Gold Balls: These babies come in a crystal-ish case which just makes them look even more festive! Great hostess gift.
Candy Cane Waterproof Vibe: This super festive vibe is safe for play in and out of the water!
The Sexiest and Funniest Gift Wrapping
I can honestly say that one of my favourite things about Christmas is the wrapping of the gifts. I just love giving gifts that are wrapped in a way that really makes them stand out against the others under the tree. Being able to add a little sex to the holidays is always a nice plus! Check out the naughty wrapping I found.
Bondage Santa Gift Wrap: Great choice for your naughtiest of friends! Tell them they've been really naughty with this wrapping paper that features Santa gettin' told who's the boss by a scantily clad Mrs. Claus!
Santa Dancing with Topless Ho's Gift Wrap: Yeah, that's right - gift wrap featuring a pervie Santa dancing with his topless Ho's...Ho's...Ho's!!
Dancing Santa in G-String Gift Bag: This bag lets you see Santa in his practically-naked splendor! His belly ain't the only thing that jiggles like a bowl full of jelly!
Christmas Condoms
I couldn't let you off without a little schpiel on the importance of safe sex before the holidays. After all, what else are you gonna do to keep warm over Christmas break??
I've said it a billion times and I'll say it again - SAFE SEX CAN BE SEXY!!! So, to help you tie safe sex in with the Christmas season I have selected all my favorite safe sex stuff to add to people's stockings, keep in your teeny-tiny little party clutch and even fill a bowl with at your Christmas party.
Christmas Condoms on a Stick Display: Condoms for your party guests don't get any more festive than these my friends!
Durex Love Condoms: This is one of my favorite brands and it's Christmas so why not give a lil' love! This 4 pack is perfect for stuffing a stocking and your partner!
Hope these ideas help make your Christmas season a whole lot more festive! | 
