Adult Blogs - Some of The Most Ridiculous Looking Toys That Will Get You Off Right!
February 20, 2008 12:00 amThough I am a lover of all things sexy; I will be the first to admit that some sex toys just look downright ridiculous upon first glance and some of the names are over-the-top enough to make anyone roll their eyes. For some; a sweet little bunny face, a dolphin or a beaver do absolutely nothing in terms of arousal and may even illicit a chuckle or two, but, don’t let the appearance of some of these toys fool you and do take the time to figure out what purpose they serve because chances are that you will be very pleasantly surprised by what these odd looking items will do in terms of vamping up your sex life and getting you off!
I’m going to share with you some of the strangest yet most amazing creations in adult toys that I have come across so that you can save yourself some time and heat things up with some of the greatest toys around… once you stop laughing of course.
The first one is the SnugglePuss—the name does it to me every time! This toy not only has a name that can’t help but give you a giggle but it’s also shaped much like a lobster claw and isn’t particularly sexy in appearance, but let me tell you that in terms of function; this toy is the bomb! When inserted properly, this bendy and nubby toy rubs your G-spot just right!
The next one is the Honey Bunny Cock Ring. Personally; I think the name and adorable appearance are sweet selling points, but upon showing this one to a man friend; the reaction I got was a mixture of laughter and disgust. He just could not get over the fact that this toy looked like a girly pink pet! Well let me tell you that I offered it to him to test out with his girlfriend and within a day he was singing a very different tune! Don’t let the cute exterior or name mislead you here because this bunny offers a serious vibe that managed to get them both off.
While we’re on the subject of bunnies; I will admit that I was immediately a skeptic of the Rabbit Vibrators in spite of the hype brought on by Sex and the City. I just couldn’t see how a vibe with a bunny on it could be sexier than one shaped like a big beautiful penis, but being the sport that I am; I tested it out in the name of research and was turned to putty when the Deluxe Rabbit Pearl managed to make me orgasm within mere seconds of turning it on! It is to this day my favorite vibrator—bunny face, pearls and all!
Finally, the one that to this day has gotten the biggest belly laugh out of me has also proven to be one of the greatest inventions in sex toys ever as far as I’m concerned! I’m talking about the Accommodator which is a strap-on dildo that straps on to the face. Yes, the face.
The first time I laid eyes on this one I swear that I was rolling on the floor in hysterics within seconds, but once I managed to get back up and the stitch in my side from laughing so hard disappeared; I was able to really get the sheer genius of it all. This super-dildo straps on to the chin and is inserted into your partner while you go down on them. Hello! Penetration and licky-dee-doo? An amazing combo indeed! This toy—as odd as it looks—can be used on men and women. Genius. Absoulutely genius.
Can’t get over how strange/funny/ridiculous they look? No worries; just close your eyes, lie back and enjoy! | 
