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This latest Twitter trend made us realize something: Not only can women be irrational, but they can misconstrue what we say so much that it can become an internet sensation.Guys, it's not rocket science. But it sure is entertaining. Without further ado, here are some of the better additions from the women of the world to the trending hashtag #3WordsThatWomenHate .-itzhaleybby -strpljenspasen -AnastaciaDear -_KissMyAsxBitch -_MsBBJudy -baabymel -Tekaguedes -AOtwenty -Ms_3my -queen_yea -AmyEve93 -theGlitter_Girl -BiancaGasparri -_KayeLani_ -LiveandLuv -KhadijaRM -Laura_STL -revell7 Check out our #2011RegretsYouShouldMakeSureNeverHappenToYou , #30WaysToMakeAGirlSmile and The 15 Relationship Rules We Can All Agree On for more advice from Twitter.

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It's A Man's World" is a column on anything and everything related to the modern man, by Ian Lang. If there are any topics you'd like to see addressed here, send them to us at editorial@askmen.com , or let us know in the comments section.Who doesn’t want to do better with the ladies? Even if you’re in a steady relationship (or even married), it’s nice to know you’ve still “got it” when it comes to the fairer sex. Sadly, nature (being the mother of all cock blocks) makes it difficult for us by making women harder to figure out than the Riemann hypothesis. This is good for women because it makes it such that only the most capable of suitors find themselves getting the ladies’ attention (a damning example of the 80/20 rule if I ever saw one). Does this secret weapon even work? Fortunately for men, all is not lost. Our secret weapon in the battle of the sexes is known as the dating coach, a “professional” who, ostensibly, has the know-how and skill necessary to transform Stan Marsh into Steve McQueen. Indeed, many companies and individuals advertise guaranteed results, though I’m not sure how they define a result. Thousands of men spend tens of thousands of dollars every year on books, seminars and boot camps hoping to improve their chances of consensual coitus.There is such a thing as a good dating coach (I’m by and large a fan of David Wygant’s writing , here on AskMen and elsewhere, and there are a handful of other good dating gurus whose writing appears on this site), but most of these coaches are good at teaching men overall life skills and applying them specifically in a romantic setting. Because, really, that’s more or less what dating success boils down to -- social skills. Men who are able to read into social cues and respond accordingly are simply going to be more successful in any situation (including dating) than men who are not, regardless of looks, status, etc. But instead of just teaching broad, common-sense concepts that would neither fill many pages nor be considered revolutionary to many readers, many dating gurus develop theories and strategies that promise to unlock the secrets of exactly what you need to say and do in order to score that hot half-Asian/half-Colombian girl beckoning you from across the bar (I know most guys like blondes, but it’s my column, so we’re using my fantasy). Practice does not always make perfect To demonstrate my problem with this, I’m reminded of a fraternity brother of mine. He purchased some dating books and would often “try out” some of the lines on his female roommate. I give him a lot of credit for at least practicing, but, unsurprisingly, his roommate’s typical response was, “No, that probably wouldn’t work.” Similarly, I recall being in a bar in Stamford, CT, sitting next to two women who were maybe in their 30s. A guy my age approached and proceeded to spit out entire routines of canned pickup material. Despite making no headway whatsoever, he plowed ahead with all the finesse of a torch juggler, finally asking for and being denied phone numbers.Both anecdotes represent the fundamental problem with any dating manual: There’s no such thing as a universally perfect pickup line. My reasonably good-looking and successful fraternity brother’s lines fell flat for the same reason those of the nerdy kid did. It doesn’t matter how brilliant something is on paper or coming from someone else’s mouth, because if it’s not something that you would naturally say, women are going to know it. A chubby, awkward guy trying to demonstrate status by telling a girl his ex was a model will come across as less believable than a bunch of politicians playing an honest game of poker. For as much as dating books highlight women’s heightened ability to pick up on social cues, much of their advice centers on boldly ignoring that and misrepresenting yourself in one way or another.Every single poll of women says the same thing: The number one thing they look for in a man is confidence. I don’t doubt this, but most men misunderstand or misconstrue what confidence really is. Going out of your way to demonstrate your value as a suitor is the opposite of confidence. All the money, all the status in the world is rendered moot when you have to flaunt it for attention. Confidence is the starting place Confidence is a result, not a cause. A lack of confidence isn’t necessarily the result of failure, but rather the failure to meet expectations. If you’re unemployed but feel like you should be working on Wall Street, then you’re not going to feel very comfortable in your own skin. But if you’re unemployed but have a realistic view of what you can do to get back on your feet, you’ll have a lot less anxiety. Women recognize that. Musicians get laid for two reasons: 1) They can play music, and 2) Most of them genuinely believe that the sky’s the limit in terms of their success. That kind of steadfast optimism and self-assuredness is intoxicating.If you find yourself failing with women, maybe the problem is less about the man you are and more about how comfortable you are being that man. Don’t look for pickup lines, cure-alls or secret codes, because none of it will work if you’re not in the right place mentally. Reevaluate your ambitions and goals, and you’ll start coming across to others (men and women alike) as more stable, easygoing and, most importantly, confident.If you need a dating or life coach to help you do that, fine. Remember, if there really was a successful formula for figuring out women, whoever came up with it would be a lot richer and a lot more famous than any pickup artist you’ve heard of.Help make Ian Twitter famous at @TheIanLang . 

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Here at AskMen, we’re all about helping guys. But sometimes advice from one dude to another can only go so far. That’s why we decided to go straight to the source to find out what the world's hottest women actually expect from us.UFC ring girl and host of Ultimate Insider Arianny Celestelet us in on what she wants from a guy, how she feels about making our Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2012  and her time as a ring girl. Arianny Celeste On The Top 99 What do you think got you on the Top 99 list?I think the fact that I’m so active on social networks and very connected with my fans is probably the driving factor that got me on the list.Who would you like to see on the Top 99 ?Mila Kunis and Jessica Alba should definitely make the list. What other kind or type of list would you like to see yourself on?I’d like to see myself on some kind of accomplishment- or entrepreneur-type of list, simply because I’ve built everything on my own and worked very hard to get to where I am. Listen Up, Guys: Here's What She Really Wants What quality do women look for mostly in a guy?A guy with a personality who's not boring and someone that has general respect for people and his surroundings.What’s the biggest grooming mistake a guy can make?Not grooming.What type of guy do you see yourself going for more?I don’t have a type, I always see myself with different types of guys, but mostly someone that is intelligent and funny because I get bored so easily.Who should pay on the first date?The guy.Would you care if a guy picked you up in a garbage strewn beater?As long as it’s clean it doesn’t matter.What's your biggest turn-on?A guy who will take care of you no matter what -- to the point where you don’t have to worry and you know that he’ll always be there for you.What's your biggest turnoff?Neediness and moodiness.What jewelry is acceptable for a man to wear?A watch is all they should wear.Would you date a guy who makes less than it would take to comfortably support a family?Family is very important to me, so I think he would need to do everything that he could to make sure he can support his family.One final piece of advice for men in five words or less?Be yourself, no bullsh*t. Arianny Celeste On Being A Ring Girl What would you say is the best perk about being a UFC ring girl?The best perk is getting to travel around the world. I’ve seen so many places in so little time that it's such a real blessing.When traveling for the UFC, how much is PR and how much 00004000 time do you get for yourself?There’s always time. We make time, especially if it’s an exciting place. Are you into any other sports?I like to watch football and basketball. I don’t really follow it religiously like I would MMA, but I do like to watch it.The craziest thing you’ve seen during or after a fight?I’ve seen a fighter's arm being broken. Can’t really top that one.What’s the most memorable moment you've had as a ring girl?The last time we were in Brazil, because of the energy of the crowd. They were just going insane, and it was the most fun I had at a fight. And Toronto with 55, 000 fans in attendance was definitely memorable.What can we expect from Arianny Celeste in 2012?Well, I’m going to take 2012 by the balls, actually. All kidding aside, I will continue to work with the UFC in promoting myself and pursue a career in acting while also continuing my hosting duties.

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Derek Cajun works for Love systems as a dating coach, and is a freelance writer & actor on the side. This is an excerpt from his new book, The Gentleman's Guide To Online Dating . 1. Forever alone When choosing the pictures to use on your dating site profile, be sure to include pictures where you're having fun with others. Nothing says “possible weirdo” like a profile with nothing but shots of yourself completely alone. Women will assume you have no friends, and no options. Don't feel the need to include photos of yourself all over other women either. All it really says is that you felt the need to include it, and that you're either a player or a horn-dog. Pro-tip: Try incorporating at least one picture where you're the center of attention in a group of people. 2. Bad shots Your photos communicate who you are, and on dating sites they're almost always the first thing a woman sees, so make sure you look your best in your main profile picture. Wear clothes that best communicate who you are, make sure your hair is nice, you should be centered in the frame and use a shallow focus if possible. Pro-tip: Don't look at the camera! Studies have shown that women are more likely to click on a man's profile if he's not looking at the camera in his photo. 3. It's not an interview Your “about me” in your profile shouldn't be a list of likes/dislikes, facts about you, or things you're looking for in a woman. That's boring! Try to communicate your personality in your write-up. Be descriptive! Tell a funny story that explains the type of person you are or describe an adventure you could both go on ! Give them something to comment on so if they're interested in you, messaging you will be that much easier. Pro-tip: Make sure your spelling and punctuation are correct. Terrible grammar can be a big turn off for some women. 4. Terrible messages Your first message can make or break you, so put some thought into it. Short sms-style messages are not the way to go here, and neither are long, drawn out diatribes about how much you have in common with each other. Try to evoke an emotional reaction out of her with your messages, and keep it fun! She may get dozens of messages a day -- try to make yours stand out. Pro-tip: Using humor is a great way to relieve the tension of the first message. Try inviting her to come along on a made-up activity like robbing a bank or stealing a pirate ship, be creative! 5. Get her off the site! Don't wait for the communication to fizzle by playing email tag back and forth on a dating site. Try to get her on the phone after a few messages and get to know her for real. Don't rush to set a date up -- women often want to make sure they can feel comfortable around you before they'll agree to a meet. Chat programs like skype are also a great way to have a more personal method of communication. Pro-tip: Don't be too formal with setting up the date. Often “going for a drink” at a hip local bar or restaurant is an easy low-investment date that won't break the bank for you.

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Are you versed in the most important relationship rules? The ones that make or break, the ones that determine how many computer viruses you're getting, the ones that could even, potentially, get your uncle to stop pulling you aside, saying, "You know you can tell me anything." If not -- and it's not as easy as it sounds -- we found a dozen or so that we can all agree on, taken from today's Twitter trend #RulesInARelationship. -LiteSkinTatted -iadorewomen_ -AndreasBoxx_ -RealCurlyCee -hoodiesnheels -TheeTomHardy -RealCurlyCee - _Snape_ -VinnyGraham -rubbdingyrapids -D_Brilliance -DPrizzy -Gentlemenhood -Amant_La_Chatte -DaRealStatic Check out our #2011Regrets You Should Make Sure Never Happen To You and #30WaysToMakeAGirlSmile for more advice from Twitter.

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Here at AskMen, we’re all about helping guys. But sometimes advice from one dude to another can only go so far. That’s why we decided to go straight to the source to find out what the world's hottest women actually expect from us. This week, we asked adult actress and soon-to-be Bollywood star Sunny Leone what she looks for in guys. Hopefully her answers make the female sex a little less mysterious. If anything, we've learned that humble guys aren't necessarily less attractive than cocky guys. What would you say that women look for most in a guy? We usually use our minds and hearts when we think about being attracted to a man. When a man is funny and smart and very in tune with women's needs it's a huge plus in any woman's books. Even though we're a real women's rights generation, all women really do want a gentleman. I think that [the gentleman] is coming back. Best compliment? It's usually when somebody tells me that I'm not just a pretty face. I run my own production company and I always find it very endearing when someone says, "Oh wow, you're not just someone who looks good, you're actually a nice person who's honest and genuine and smart." What's the biggest grooming mistake a guy can make?Shaving everything off. Everywhere. Guys, go get laser. Us girls are so sensitive to everything that comes near our bodies. We're always so soft. Even if we don't shave for a day, we're still soft. It's not like that coarse, thick hair that gives us razor burn. What's your biggest turn-on?Someone who has their own style. I love that. Someone who is really, really smart, and that doesn't need to be book smart -- smart in their own way. How they talk, how they function, how they run their work life. What's your biggest turnoff?A guy who wears too much cologne . Do you think it's appropriate for men to wear jewelry? Um, I don't know. I'm the kind of girl that likes a guy that has a sense of style with whatever they're doing, whether that's wearing necklaces, bracelets, earrings, whatever. So if it's part of their sense of style, that's fine. Would you date a guy who made less money than could comfortably support a family? When you're with somebody you have to be compatible in every way. If I had a boyfriend who worked his ass off, but didn't make as much, I think I'd respect that. Who's sexier: the macho Alpha guy or the scruffy Beta guy?I like the scruffy guys better than the jock.Who should pay on the first date? A man. I always offer, that's always been my thing, but deep down inside I'd expect him to do that. I come from an old-school mentality. That's what my dad would do, my grandpa would do, my brother would do. I was just brought up in a way where that's what a man should do, at least on the first date anyway. Would you care if a guy picked you up for a date in a garbage-strewn beater? If that's the only car he had, then I guess that would be fine! I obviously like him if I'm going on a date with him. He might have a Maserati in his garage and he's just testing me out.

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One of the benefits of being in a long-term relationship is that you have someone that you can readily depend on for regular sex. For guys especially, this is a very important part of a commitment to another person. However, it is precisely when you start to expect sex from your girlfriend that she starts using that presumption against you. Some women make a habit of withholding sex from their partners, while some only do it under very specific circumstances. To men, this seems like cruel and unusual punishment. Of course, there is a difference between a woman simply not wanting to have sex and purposefully withholding it. When a woman withholds sex, she’s trying to send a message. Here are some of the reasons she might cut you off and what you can do about it. She’s pissed This is probably the most common reason that women withhold sex. If you’ve done something that made her furious, she may not be above punishing you by keeping the one thing you really, really want out of your reach. The last thing a woman wants to do when she’s feeling any kind of negative emotion, whether it’s mad, sad, frustrated, annoyed, stressed, or worn out, is get busy between the sheets. While many guys can turn off the unpleasant feelings and get down to business, a woman finds it more difficult to push those emotions aside and get aroused. You might be satisfied with angry, violent sex, but she wants to work out her angst before she jumps into bed. The solution to this is to find out why she’s upset and try to fix it. Sometimes simply acknowledging that you’ve done something wrong is enough to make her calm down. Other times, the only way to get out of the doghouse is to participate in one of those long, heartfelt conversations in which you share feelings. She’s asserting herself 00001A28 If she’s keeping the good loving from you, it may be an attempt to assert her power over you and the relationship. If there’s one area of a relationship women think they have control over, it’s sex. She may just be doing it to show you who’s boss in bed or she may be compensating for feeling powerless in some other aspect of her life. Maybe she has a cruel boss, a domineering best friend or an overprotective mother. If you suspect that she’s withholding sex to assert herself, the easiest way to get the carnal door open again is to compliment her sexual abilities and prowess. This may seem counterintuitive, but if you acknowledge how much you appreciate her in bed she may realize that trying to prove her status is unnecessary. She’s manipulating you Another reason women withhold sex is to get something out of you. When no other methods of getting what she wants are working, she might resort to revoking your sex privileges until you agree to what she’s after. This will usually be a pretty big thing. Generally, she’s not going to bother holding out on you in order to get you to take out the garbage. The easiest way to get around this is to give her what she wants. If that’s not a possibility, you’ll have to appeal to her sense of reason. If that doesn’t work, try giving her something similar to what she wants. If you can’t make that happen, you might have to wait it out and service yourself until she comes to her senses. She’s bored She could be avoiding sex with you because she’s not enjoying it. Some women are embarrassed by the idea of talking about sex with their partners, especially if there is a problem. So instead of telling you what’s wrong, she might just close up shop. Read on for more reasons women withhold sex...

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Here’s what’s “normal”: adults have sex primarily when they’re tired. This shapes the quality, content, and frequency of the experience. Most adults save their “prime time” for things that are either more important (raising their kids, working after hours, maintaining their health, handling crises) or more reliably satisfying (watching TV, going out, sharing hobbies, playing around on Facebook). Not having much energy is one aspect of “normal sex” that most people don’t want. But many adults seem to believe that most sex will inevitably take place when they’re not at their best, without considering the consequences of this kind of sex life -- that it may become routine, not involve much time, lose its playfulness, and that using contraception or a lubricant may seem like too much trouble.If we think of “normal” as common, typical, and accepted as “the way things are,” this is what “normal sex” actually looks like:• Awkwardness and self-consciousness are common.• Communication is limited.• Neither partner laughs or smiles much.• One or both partners are obsessively concerned about performance.• One or both are unsure what their partner likes.• One or both tolerate what they dislike, hoping that it will stop soon.• Masturbation is kept secret.• There’s difficulty using birth control without embarrassment or conflict.• Desire requires a perfect environment.• Sex is sometimes physically painful.• He believes that “her orgasm problem reflects on me.”• She believes that “his erection problem reflects on me.”Also, whether young or old, gay or straight, male or female, when American adults have sex, they frequently:• Are self-conscious or self-critical about their body• Don’t feel as close to their partner as they’d like• Don’t feel confident that they’re going to have a good time (which is why they don’t do it more frequently)• Are concerned about performance -- either their own or their partner’s• Feel inhibited about communicating what they want, don’t want, feel, or don’t feelHealth problems are also frequently part of “normal” sex -- because normal people have health problems.So, are you starting to look pretty “normal”? Are you starting to realize this might not be the right goal?I want to change things for you -- and not by improving your “sexual function.” This book isn’t literary Viagra. It’s more like literary brain surgery (sorry, no tummy tuck, boob job, or hair implants, just brain surgery).The awkwardness and emotional isolation described above are what most people get when they try to have “normal” sex. And that’s why your vision of sex matters. So let’s spend the rest of the chapter exploring why it’s not important to be sexually “normal” and why, in fact, pursuing “normal” sex is often destructive.Of course, by “normal” sex most people don’t mean the reality I’ve just described, but a romanticized vision of perfect performance, perfect environment, and nothing too novel or psychologically challenging. The only thing normal about that kind of sex is the fact that so many people aspire to it, and so few people have it. (And here’s a secret every sex therapist knows: even when people get this kind of sex, they’re not necessarily satisfied with it.)So if, like so many other people, you’ve been pursuing the wrongthing (“normal” sex), you need a new way to think about sex. Although most people assume it’s logical to have a performanc 00004000 e orientation (how many times per week, how many minutes beforeorgasm), that’s only one way to look at sex. And it’s exactly thewrong way.Excerpted from SEXUAL INTELLIGENCE: What We Really Want from Sex and How to Get It by Marty Klein, reprinted with permission from HarperOne, an imprint of HarperCollins Publishers.

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Want to win her over? Start by making her smile. It's not rocket science, folks.But that's not always as easy as it sounds -- so it's a lucky thing we just discovered a Twitter trend-worth of helpful hints. Here's what we gleaned from  #30WaysToMakeAGirlSmile . -SmileNGrace -EverydayLaVan -NotUrAverageTae -iDeepIove -THEOfficialStix -IAmJossh -@EverydayLaVan -GMC_Fynest -EmelieNordify -utopiafalls2 Check out our #2011Regrets You Should Make Sure Never Happen To You for more advice from Twitter.

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So, you walk into a restaurant and you wait 15 minutes for a table. You're starving. You sit down, stare at the menu and a kind voice says, “Hey, guys, what are you in the mood for tonight?”You look up and your tongue hits the ground. The hottest waitress you've seen in a long time is staring directly at you and you don't know what to say. All your friends’ eyes are on you, because they see the stunned look on your face, and they all know you're hot for her.You want to make a great first impression . You want to figure out how to crack the restaurant code. You want to be able to date this hot waitress, and you want to be the charming guy at the table. How do you make it happen? It's so easy it's ridiculous. RELATED VIDEO: How To Pick Up The Waitress Create a bond all about her For seven years in my 20s, I was a bartender/waiter in New York City. I had women hit on me all the time, but I only ever dated the ones who connected with me. See, life is all about connection. It's understanding where somebody else is, connecting to their world and immediately creating a bond that nobody else has.The truth is that most guys will hit on her. They'll say something stupid. They'll call her over and say dumb things. They'll never talk to her. This is what I do: When I see a hot waitress and I'm caught off guard like you were just caught off guard, I look directly at her and go, “Ah, man, I have no idea what to eat. Let me ask you a question. If I was standing there and asked you what you'd like to eat right now, and you were sitting here with my buddies -- and believe me, they're really good guys -- what would you want to eat?”And when she tells you what's good, just look at her and say, “Oh, man, why don't you just sit here right now? I'll take over your shift. Just let me know what's been 86ed in the kitchen.”“86” is the term that restaurant people use to talk about what food item is no longer available. You're talking her language right there. Now she’ll probably laugh and say, “I think we're almost out of salmon.” Then you could say, “All right, fine. Let me go back to the kitchen, let me go grab those salmon orders right now.” You bond with her immediately in that moment. She now understands. She now knows that you speak her language. She'll be curious whether or not you ever worked in a restaurant. Not only that, but you basically set up a good feeling between the two of you for the rest of the evening.Now watch her work the tables, and I guarantee you there's always a table that's a big pain in the butt. So the next time she comes over, say, “Hey, look at table four over there. What's up with them? Do you need me to come over there and handle them for you?”Or, “That guy over at table six, man. He's been hitting on you . You see the way he's been looking at you? He looks like he wants to eat you!”That's what you want to do. You want to bond directly with her. When you bond directly with her, you have an opportunity to go and date the waitress. The key here is always relate to her world, the environment that she's in. And it’s a lot of fun. Learn about her bit by bit I've dated a lot of waitresses and bartenders in my lifetime, and the key thing is to keep them talking, find out a little bit about them when they come over the third time. Say, “Hey, what else do you do? What do you do in your free time? What are your passions? You want to own a restaurant one day?”Find out things about them. So, by the end of the night, if you speak to them enough, they keep coming over and they linger because they like you. The more they linger, the more they come to the table and talk with you. What you need to do at that moment is ask her out. Say, “Hey, look, I know the wild salmon is 86ed here, but I know this great place down the road where the salmon flows free. Why don't we go check it out one night?”And that's how you seal the deal. That's how you close her. That's how you get her to feel 100% comfortable with everything that you are. They're fun to date, the waitresses, with their bubbly personalities and flexibility. But in order to go from average customer to lover, bond with her by connecting in a way that most other guys wouldn’t.

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AmberChaseXXX Gets A Whole Lot Bigger! Seattle Washington- January 30, 2012. Amber Chase announces the acquisition of the 1# Gyno-Erotic Wide Open Pussy studio -Cum Closer. This is just the first phase in a larger negotiation which stands to bring … Continue reading → (More)

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Forget pickup lines -- some good old-fashioned chivalry works just as well. A new study suggests that flowers work wonders for men as women find males more attractive when flowers are nearby. Dr. Nicolas Gueguen, a psychologist from the University of South Brittany, analyzes the science of attraction and ran the study. In the first part, he asked 46 female students to sit in a room on their own and watch a video of a guy speaking about himself. Half of the women sat in a room with three vases of different flowers and the other half didn’t. The women in the room with flowers consistently found the man more attractive and were more willing to date him. The second part of the study involved 122 single women , who took turns interacting with the same man for five minutes. Even though he followed the exact same conversational script with every woman, 81% of the women accepted his request for a date in the flowered room compared to merely 50% in the flowerless environment. And you thought flower-power only worked for Mario and Luigi. 

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Good things come to those who wait, but one thing you might not want to put off is fatherhood . We’ve often heard about women having a biological clock, but men too have that tick-tocking, and waiting can endanger your future kids. In a new study , the Society of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists of Canada says that men above 40 are in a category of “advanced paternal age,” which means their kids will be at a higher risk of genetic disorders, some forms of cancer, autism, and even schizophrenia. That’s because after the age of 32, their semen quality starts to decline , and that can lead to a slew of problems. Not only does the quality go down,  but so does the volume. Men in that age group also have sex less frequently and are more likely to be victims of sexual dysfunction . So along with getting a life, a good career and a good wife, you better start making babies soon before time runs out. Happy Monday, everyone.

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Let’s get one thing straight right out of the gate: Regardless of the title of this article, as a female in my mid-20s, I do not want to be referred to as a "girl." Girls wear training bras, don't pay their own cell phone bills and steal alcohol from their parents. I am not a girl and I don't want to be treated like one under any circumstance, especially when it comes to the complicated realm of flirting. You can call us girls among yourselves all you want, but please think of us as women .Now that we’ve taken care of that detail, let’s move on to the fundamentals of picking us up . Seriously, Make The First Move In a world where women expect men to be lacking in the masculinity department, making the first move is a huge turn-on. In the last few years there have been two successful books published about the declining "masculinity" in the modern-day man. Both Manning Up: How the Rise of Women Has Turned Men into Boys by Kay Hymowitz and The Making of Modern Immaturity by Gary Cross theorize that in the postindustrial economy typically feminized traits have been favored in business and education, keeping women on top as successors to what used to be considered male-dominated fields. Hymowitz claims that this change has left men stranded in a place of "pre-adulthood" where they never butterfly into masculine men. Most women expect that if they want something done, they have to do it themselves. Sometimes it's a pleasant surprise to have this reversed. In fact, go ahead and do whatever you can to prove the researchers wrong. RELATED VIDEO: How To Make The First Move Know Your Audience That being said, there is a time and a place for everything, including making the first move. I remember a few years back I was working as a brunch server at a small restaurant in my neighborhood. One morning, a guy I knew and his current girlfriend came in for brunch. As I served them their pancakes and bacon, the guy decided this was the time to proposition a threesome between myself, him and his girlfriend. At brunch. While I was working a busy brunch shift. At 11 a.m. At a bogus serving job. Know your audience, dudes. This may be a big fat "duh" to most of you, but some just don't listen to that "duh" in their head even if it's batting hard between the ears. If we're serving you coffee during rush hour, chances are we don't want you to drop some pickup line . Know where you are and what is appropriate. Do Your Research Before you go to a job interview, one would think you would do a bit of research on the position at hand before you head to the gig, right? Right. Now, I'm not saying that trying to pick up a woman is like a job interview (as Jerry Seinfeld once noted), but I am saying that you can't just dive in head first without doing your research. That is just common sense. Whether your pick up gig is aimed at a casual hook-up or something a bit more serious, it is well worth it to take the time to do your research. If you are in a bar or club and see a woman you are interested in, take some time to study her. Do not gawk or stare like a total creep, but glance over casually and take in what you can. Watch how she interacts with her friends and what kind of vibe she is giving off to the room with her body language. Is she completely engaged with her group or are her eyes wandering around the room for another possible interaction? Does she seem excited or irritated? Does she seem coherent or two sheets to the wind? Taking the time to figure out where she’s at in her night will factor into the way you can approach her, if you should approach her at all -- and it may even predict your success rate. A woman who is laughing insanely with her pals, deep in conversation, is probably not interested in talking with you right now. Wait. On the other hand, a woman who is scoping the room might be looking for interaction. If she catches your eye... Ace in the hole. When she goes to the bar for another drink, maybe you might need to top up, too. Real Talk The last thing anyone wants (gay, straight, male, or female) is someone feeding them bogus lines. I know that The Game taught you how to use "peacocking" and "negging" to have women fall for you, but what women really want is for you to be real. Be yourself. I know, I know. I sound like your mother, but this advice is golden. If you put on a huge front, she's going to see through it. Bring up topics you are familiar with, see if she’s into it. Ask her questions about herself. Engage. These are basic rules of conversation, but sometimes we forgot about them when "flirting" gets involved. The Marc Jacobs Rule Above all these rules is the golden rule of fashion that also applies well to trying to pick up a woman. Designer Marc Jacobs once said, "A cool bag on a dumb girl is a dumb bag, and a dumb bag on a cool girl is a cool bag."Break it down and what the genius of fabric is trying to say is that it doesn't depend so much on the outside as it does on what projects from within. In the world of dating, it comes down to smell. Some people just smell right, feel right, even from the get-go. You can learn all the rules of the game, but if you lack confidence in yourself and the woman you’re after doesn't believe in what confidence you do have, it's not going to last past a few rounds. A cool bag only gets you so far. So you can memorize all the lines you want, learn all the so-called rules and even master all the expert advice out there, but if the shoe doesn't fit, it's going to fly off to find the cool bag it fits with. Get me?

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Here at AskMen, we’re all about helping guys. But sometimes advice from one dude to another can only go so far. That’s why we decided to go straight to the source to find out what the world's hottest women actually expect from us.This week, we asked the model, dancer and actress Shay Maria  what she looks for in guys. Hopefully her answers make the female sex a little less mysterious. If anything, we've learned from Shay that not all girls abide by the traditional rules.What’s the biggest grooming mistake a guy could make?Uh, boys, please don't shave your arms or legs.What’s sexier -- the macho alpha male or scruffy beta guy?Scruffy beta. RELATED VIDEO: 2 Things You Didn't Know About Shay Maria Who should pay on the first date?I probably would.Would you care if a guy picked you up in a garbage-strewn beater?Probably. I can't stand smelly things.What's the best compliment you've ever received?That my personality was as beautiful as my surface -- if not more beautiful. That guy was so sweet.Biggest turn-on in a guy?My guy's gotta be funny and have a cute smile.Biggest turnoff?If your breath smells bad. What jewelry is acceptable for men to wear? Watches.Would you date a guy who makes less than it would take to comfortably support a family?Depends if I am truly in love with him. If you have love, you don't need anything else.One final piece of advice for men in five words or less?Be YOU -- nothing less and nothing more. Follow Shay @ShayMariaa  

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Do You Have A Porn Addiction Problem? Dear Doc Chaves,I think I have a problem with internet porn addiction . I have looked at a number of sexual sites and have even masturbated to pictures and 00004000 movies online. I feel like its not normal and I’m doing something wrong and hurtful. How many other guys do this, and should I see a doctor for this?-Mike While it’s tough to nail exactly what guys are looking at on sex sites , we do know they’re looking. About 95% of males masturbate, and men make up two-thirds of the internet sex site users. It’s fair to say the overwhelming majority of male internet sex site users are masturbating. It’s hard to imagine a guy on a sex site not touching himself, right? Why else is a guy there? In addition, where are the women who make up the one-third of Internet sex site users? Can you imagine dating a woman and saying, “Honey, I forgot my username and password to lovetohump.com. Can I borrow yours?”   It’s quite normative for adults to look at porn sites on the internet. Tens of millions do it in the U.S. You may not like it or enjoy it, but others do, and the right to freedom and liberty even includes sexually explicit material. Most can handle internet porn just fine. It can be a wonderful stress reliever, libido enhancer, nighttime sleep aid, and masturbatory outlet. In fairness, some people, mostly men, have a difficult time controlling their use, and those people may benefit from seeing a trained sex-positive therapist. People with compulsive internet masturbation or out-of-control sexual behavior can benefit from treatment. The younger generations have even more exposure to internet sex sites, and we’re finding the rates of compulsive use increasing in society. It’s easy to blame the internet, but do we blame liquor stores on every corner for selling alcohol, or blame cars for auto-accident-related injuries? We have to take responsibility for our actions. I believe, in part, we as a society are not taught how to handle sexually explicit material and are made to feel guilty about a normative desire to explore sexual depictions. Many who fear they are sex addicts often use sexual expression as coping mechanism for other difficulties, like depression, anxiety, lack of relationship fulfillment, poor boundaries, or other stressors. You can benefit from seeing a professional (www.aasect.org ), but it sounds to me as if guilt and shame over expressing your sexual desire may be more likely than a compulsive issue. Either way, getting help can likely relieve some of this anxiety and stress.Doc Chaves advises a reader whose girlfriend has a fantasy he's uncomfortable with, next...

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Alleged adulterers like Ashton Kutcher , Jesse James and Kobe Bryant all make it seem like men are dogs and cheat more often than women. But don’t kid yourself. Women are quickly catching up in the game of infidelity, and the new research might surprise you. The numbers are hard to pin down, as these types of surveys live by the honesty policy, but research from Indiana University and Manchester Metropolitan University found that roughly 20-25% of men have cheated,  compared to about 15-20% of women. Other polls cite a much higher percentage, with as many as 50% of married women saying they’ve engaged in extramarital activities. While men tend to do it for the sex, women hunger for emotional satiation. It’s usually the sign of a bigger problem when someone cheats, but women, more than men, tend to look elsewhere for fulfillment when they don’t feel desired, understood or appreciated. There are also the thrill-seekers, who love the adrenaline rush and adventure when things have gotten stale at home. Whatever the reason, the bottom line is that women cheat just as much as men do, so don’t assume anyone is innocent.

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What's the difference between a good dater and a bad dater? It's all about the prep work and the game plan. You're now probably asking yourself, "Am I a good dater or am I a bad dater?" Well, that depends.Every date that I have ever gone on I consider to be a good date. It doesn’t matter whether it was bad or if there was no connection, because with every date you learn about what you really want, what you're attracted to and the type of woman you want to be with.Dating is like a football game. If you watch the NFL playoffs, the teams that are prepared almost always win. The teams that are pressing too hard go into the fourth quarter, and all hell breaks loose.A date is exactly the same. Every date is just an opportunity to get to know somebody. But the second you start to fantasize about the date, the second you start to think that this is the best date you’ve ever had, you start to press, you get nervous and you go into the fourth quarter with a really bad game plan (or no plan at all). You're not listening as much as you should. You're not reacting to what she says. You're not touching her if you feel like touching her because you're inside your own head. RELATED VIDEO: How To Recover From A Bad Date You're being that NFL quarterback who goes into a game all nervous because he read about the other team’s tenacious defense in the papers. Then you step into the game and throw an interception on the first passing play. And the rest of the game you press and press and press. Now you’re at the end of the game (the end of the date), and you feel like you've got to do something to salvage it.Here's the deal: If you're in date Hail Mary mode, you're done. If you start pressing at the end of the date, you're done because she's been reading your nervous energy the entire date. She's been feeling you out the entire date and she isn’t getting the connection that she craves.There's only one way to salvage a date, and that's not to throw the Hail Mary. What is the wrong date Hail Mary? It's going for that kiss, jamming your tongue down her throat and basically thinking that's going to slide. You’re that guy who thinks a kiss is going to make all the difference in the world.Here's the deal: A kiss doesn't make any difference in the world. That is not the date Hail Mary. The only date Hail Mary you ever need to do if the date is not going right is to look her in the eyes and say, “Hey, I had fun. We need to do this again. Let's go out Monday night.”You need to close her at the end of the first date . If you don't do that and you go in for the kiss instead, then you performed the wrong close. What's going to happen is that she's going to go home and think to herself, “WTF? What just happened? This guy was all over the field. He threw interceptions all game. I don't understand.”She'll start breaking it down with her friends. Guys, when that happens, you're done. The only way to save a date that you think has gone wrong is to ask her out at the end of the date and do it with confidence. Don't beat yourself up! Maybe go to the bathroom, talk to your assistant coach (the toilet) and say, "Hello, Mr. Urinal. I really screwed up on this date. I was so nervous I wasn't myself."Think to yourself at that moment, and try to remember something she said that was fun or something that she'd like to do. Maybe she talked about going to the amusement park. Maybe she talked about a restaurant she's never been to. Maybe she talked about how she hasn't been rollerblading along the beach in awhile.When you drop her off or when you say goodbye later, look at her and say, "Hey, you know what? You had a great idea about checking out that restaurant that just opened. You and I need to do that. Let's go Saturday!" Say it with enthusiasm, and really mean it.That is your date Hail Mary. That's how you save a date that's gone wrong. You can never do it in the middle of a date because you're too nervous . You always know by the end of the date whether or not you've blown it. So here's a way to save and to give her an opportunity not to think about the fool you just were and all of the interceptions you just threw.

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Last night's Republican presidential debate was distinguished by one issue in particular : Newt Gingrich's alleged suggestion to his former wife that they try an "open marriage." Whether or not he did, in fact, ask his ex-wife for an open marriage (with the woman who he would go on to have an affair with, and later marry, the current Mrs. Callista Gingrich) is not really important here. What we care about it whether or not this could mean a mini-boom for open marriages. Will they break into the mainstream? In the meantime, here are our thoughts on how to make it work. You make her No. 1, but you don’t want her to be the only one. Open relationships offer sexual variety with other people, which immediately sells you on the idea, but what about your girlfriend? Having an open setup could result in the relationship breaking up. Hey, some relationships just don’t make it once they’ve tried the open road. If you have breakup on your mind, perhaps ending the relationship is your best bet rather than suggesting you widen the playing field a little. However, if you want to keep your relationship a priority in your life, but you just want to have some new experiences, perhaps you’ll be one of the lucky ones who finds that bringing outsiders into your relationship will add some spark to it.  It’s good to bear in mind that for an open relationship to work, both parties have to be keen on the idea. When trying to awaken your girlfriend’s interest in open relationships, here are some ways to go about it. 1- Plant the idea Instead of focusing on your needs, let her be introduced to the idea of open relationships in a more objective way. During a hot night together, why not suggest renting an erotic movie or two? Choose movies that involve threesomes and try to find quality porn that has a bit of a story line if possible, especially since a huge chunk of erotic films out there are not always liked by women. (Note: Avoiding porn that features facials or other acts she’ll view as degrading is also a must.) Watching a steamy flick together won’t only add some spice to your sex life now, but it could also make her turned on by what she sees, thereby planting an idea in her mind that she might want to take further. 2- Encourage the fantasy Now it’s up to you to encourage her wildest dreams. Often, the best sexual communication occurs outside of the bedroom, so take some time to share your erotic fantasies with your girlfriend and let her do the same. This is a great way to nurture trust in your relationship, but it also encourages her fantasies to become reality. For instance, if she tells you that she has previously fantasized about sex with another person, hear her out and encourage her to describe it to you. Once her mind is open to the thoughts, her body is more likely to follow. We have three tips to get her to open up her mind next...

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Confucius said that the hardest thing of 00004000 all is to find a black cat in a dark room, especially if there is no cat. According to new research, that’s exactly what searching for the G-spot is like, because it doesn’t exist.Of course, she insists that she has one. You’ve accidentally hit it hundreds of times, but trying to consistently find it has never worked, no matter what the Kama Sutra says.Well, you can call off the search party because it doesn’t exist. That’s the unequivocal conclusion that a team of Israeli and American researchers came to after reviewing countless amounts of previously collected data.They reviewed 60 years of evidence and 96 published studies that previously sought to find that holy grail. They even examined biopsies of tissues taken from inside the holy land, but, in the end, that small sweet spot wasn’t conclusively found.Previous ultrasound tests found that some women have thicker tissue where the G-spot area is imagined to be, and they have regular vaginal orgasms because of it. The problem is that many women have thinner tissue in the same area and aren't nearly as sensitive.At least for now, the mystery appears to have been solved. RELATED VIDEO: The Secrets And Misconceptions Of Orgasms

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Chirp! It's your smartphone with a text. Your brain gets a small surge of dopamine as you read the text from that hot honey you met last night. Nice. She's available tonight. There's only one problem. You had already planned to see a movie with a woman you've had two dates with. This night could be the score if the three-date rule is still intact. No worries. She can wait. A quick text to reschedule movie babe, and the newest opportunity gets first place. As you send the rescheduling texts, you see an email from your college sweetheart who's doing master's-level work in London. She can wait, too. She always has. Right?Thirty years ago, this thought pattern would have only been found in a lecherous Casanova with a cold heart. But today, more and more men are suffering from a kind of love attention deficit disorder (ADD) due mainly to technology's ability to connect people with an abundance of sexual opportunity.Not so long ago, people were most likely to marry someone who lived less than five miles from their childhood home. Today, the world is love's oyster and new potential partners are a mouse-click or an iPhone app away. It's not uncommon for a guy to juggle text, emails and hookup relationships with an entire stable of women. And it's understandable. Most men are wired to spread their seed and thus have an automatic response system when a new sexual opportunities turn up.But there are a few side effects of this fun game of musical beds. Assuming that most guys also want to do what their seed-spreading impulse is designed for -- to procreate -- then how and when does a guy know when to settle down? And what if he makes the wrong choice? Could there be a hotter, kinder, smarter, wealthier girl who comes along after he heads down the aisle? In fact, those thoughts are the biggest danger of love ADD. It gets guys stuck and unable to make decisions. In female parlance, that means "make a commitment ." RELATED VIDEO: 5 Signs She Wants To Commit To You Of course, a guy could do what millions of other dudes do: Create a single mother. There are 14 million single mothers in America raising one out of every four children. And with women rising in economic power, why not leave the diaper duty to the chicks?It is here where our hunter/gatherer biology is at odds with our modern lifestyle. Back when widespread seed-spreading evolved, groups of women were the backbone of the human culture. Powerful groups of "alloparents" -- mommies, aunties, grannies, sisters and nieces -- parented children together in encampments while most men were out obtaining valuable protein . But today, a single mother is much more isolated with little in the way of a support system. Plus, she works outside the home for many more hours than her gatherer ancestors did. She is also vulnerable to poor mental and physical health. Even her children are more likely to develop poor health, poor grades and exhibit high-risk behavior. Is that any way to let your genes flourish?Our addiction to love is a lot like our addiction to salt, fat and sugar. Back in our hunter/gatherer days, these trace nutrients were hard to come by so we developed a mammoth craving. Today fast-food restaurant owners capitalize on that craving by loading their foods with fat, sugar and salt. And that stuff is killing us. Our only hope is to make an intellectual decision to moderate our intake and stick to a healthy diet .The same goes for promiscuous sex. We crave it, but too much may kill our genetic line. It's up to men to moderate their own intake and stick to a healthy relationship. Survival of the smartest is the way to combat love ADD.

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Here at AskMen, we’re all about helping guys. But sometimes advice from one dude to another can only go so far. That’s why we decided to go straight to the source to find out what the world's hottest women actually expect from us.We started with Brittney Palmer, the sexy UFC ring girl, talented artist  and calendar girl , who is also a candidate for our Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2012 . What’s the biggest grooming mistake a guy can make?Having one of those little flavor saver things under their bottom lip. You’re both an artist and a ring girl. So what’s sexier -- the alpha male or the scruffy beta guy?That’s my problem. I want a mixture of both, and to find that is probably the most impossible thing. I think it’s more interesting to have somebody who has an artistic mind and who can speak about art with me and go see museums and love all those things. But, at the same time, I’m very strong and I’m very career-driven, so I want someone who’s very alpha male to help push me in a direction if I’m ever slowing down. So, the both -- if I could ever find that, I’d be golden. Who should pay on first date?I will always offer, but usually it’s the guy who should pay.Would you care if a guy picked you up in a garbage-strewn beater?If it was, like, a 1970s Bronco, no. Otherwise, yeah.What’s the best compliment you’ve ever received?Anytime they compliment a personality trait. Those things are the best when I get them. Because all day long you can hear somebody thinks you’re pretty or [compliments] your body, which is really flattering, and I love hearing [it], of course. But I think when people can really reach in and compliment me on my art or who I am as a person, those are the best. Biggest turn-on in a guy?A sense of humor.Biggest turnoff?Arrogance.What jewelry is acceptable for men to wear?Sh*t. I was going to say that for the turnoff. Accessories are a turnoff. Maybe a simple chain or necklace. That’s it. Would you date a guy who makes less than it would take to comfortably support a family?I would date a guy who would make less, but I would never date somebody who was settling. They have to be the best they could be. One final piece of advice for men in five words or less?Be yourself. How do you feel about being a candidate on our Top 99 list?It’s funny -- I’d gotten a Google alert or someone had told me that. And I looked and I’m standing next to people like Adriana Lima and some of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen. I definitely didn’t think I hold a candle to them, but apparently I do, and it’s awesome. It’s cool. It’s really cool. 

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The last thing I want to talk about is how much ring to buy and how much to spend on it. In terms of size, carat weight is not the most important, I promise you. Of the four C’s (cut, color, carat, and clarity), cut is the most important one. Cut refers not only to the shape of the diamond (round, princess and emerald are popular cuts), but the quality of the finished stone. An excellent cut makes a diamond sparkle and makes a smaller stone seem larger. Poor cuts do just the opposite. Most guys automatically want to get the biggest rock they can afford, but the problem is diamond prices increase exponentially with the size of the solitaire. Given that everyone has a finite budget, it’s a mathematical inevitability that if you max out your budget on carat weight, you will suffer in other areas. I really recommend using your money to find a balance with an emphasis on cut. If you insist on really icing her out, consider adding carat weight in the form of smaller diamonds, either next to the solitaire or lining the band. A half carat’s worth of tiny diamonds costs a lot less than a single stone of equal weight.It’s well documented that the idea of spending two months’ salary on a ring was perpetuated by none other than the diamond industry. To me, it’s complete bullsh*t. I see a lot of girls engaged to guys my age with enormous rocks on their fingers, and it baffles me. Sure, the guys might (read: probably) make more money than I do, but after going through it myself, I have a rough idea what rings cost, and some of them are staggering. Maybe they could afford it, but more than likely, they went into an assload of debt . I kind of get it, because as men we’re wired to believe that more = better. Plus, a bigger ring serves as a status symbol for both us and out fiancées. That said, I don’t think it’s worth considering borrowing the cost of a BMW for one ring. When she looks at it years from now, it should remind her of when the two of you were young, in love and just starting out. It will serve as a reminder of your humble beginnings together no matter how well you end up doing in life. Get your ducks in a row, save as much as you can for as long as you can and pay cash. It will mean that much more to her that you scrapped and saved to buy her something you could afford. If on the off chance it doesn’t, she’s a gold-digging whore, and you should probably ditch her anyway. Location, location, location People sometimes make a big fuss about the location, and I don’t think that’s necessary. It simply needs to be done at a place of mutual significance to the both of you. A first-date location, a spot in her hometown, etc. Anything goes, really. Just make sure the location and the events that transpire mesh with who you are as a couple. If you’re the mushy-gushy types, then maybe the classic ring-in-the-champagne -glass-at-a-fancy-dinner thing is perfect for you. Similarly (and I don’t care how much people poo-poo it), if the two of you met at or live to attend sporting events, the Jumbotron might be something she’d really enjoy. Speaking seriously about my engagement, we both attended the same college, so when we were back in town for homecoming I popped the question at a point of interest on campus. That was perfect for us. Your mileage may vary.A subset of the location is the fanfare that accompanies the proposal, and this is where you need to be considerate of your fiancée’s personality. Would she appreciate a bunch of friends jumping out and surprising her while someone videotapes it? Would she be uncomfortable with a lot of immediate attention? I don’t know, man -- I don’t know your fiancée-to-be. This is a guide, not an instruction manual.Also, I don’t care how you actually propose. Just be yourself (or rather a more nervous version of yourself). I recommend laying out a witty one-liner that segues into dropping to one knee and asking her, but that’s me. Prologue Assuming things go smoothly, prepare for the aftermath. Everyone will want to know how you did it, where you did it, etc. You’ll probably want to call friends and family as she does the same. You might have to get the ring resized, because odds are when you got her ring size it was for her right hand. Most of all, enjoy it. Soak it in. Sooner rather than later, you’ll be mired in guest lists and registries, and surprisingly it’s “not appropriate” to register for an 80” 3D LCD television.Who knew?

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Time is of the essence, but you and your girl want to find a spot where you can get a couple of quick pumps in before you have to get back to whatever it is you were going to do. Why ruin everything by heading to a safe place when you can do it right where you are? If you use a drop of discretion, quickies can be more fun and exciting than you ever thought possible. Here, now, are eight locations for a quickie. Next time your blood runs heavy below the waist, grind your girl in one of these quickie spots.  1- Elevator An elevator is high on our list of eight locations for a quickie, although going up or down several floors isn't usually sufficient time to get off. We recommend you stall the elevator (given that you don't trigger any alarms by doing so, unless you enjoy getting caught), penetrate, and when you're done and let the elevator run again, don't exit from the main floor. Ideal position : Upright wheelbarrow (with her facing the wall, hold her up by her thighs, placing them on either side of your hips, while she holds on to the wall). 2- Movie theater You may think this one has been done to death, but getting busy in a movie theater is always a thrilling experience, and there's less chance of getting caught (unless of course, she's a screamer, but if it's horror flick, you'll be OK). Movie theaters are best for oral sex (and that's a big reason this place is on our list of eight locations for a quickie), since unless you're basically the only ones in the theater, there's no way you're not going to get caught having intercourse. Ideal position: Either your female companion giving you oral sex, or sitting on top of you, facing the screen. 3- Back of a club/restaurant Being out on a hot date talking about hot things with a hot girl will usually excite you, so if both of you are up for it, head to the darkest part of a nightclub, or even the bathroom, and get your bang on. Chances are people will hear or even see you, but if you have an little exhibitionist lurking within, it's all good. Ideal position: Standing, upright doggy. Our eight locations for a quickie will take you up a flight...

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Who needs online dating when you have Facebook ? Facebook makes it easy to hit on a friend of a friend. Since you and your dream girl have friends in common, she may be more at ease letting down her guard. Think of the goldmine of cute girls your friends are likely hiding right under your nose. But it's easy to come across as a weirdo or creeper if you're just randomly going around hitting ladies up. Act like a bull in a china shop, and you'll scare her, but sneak in subtlety, and you'll be able to get into her good graces. For example, do not email a woman you've never met any sort of message that references her looks. Do not immediately ask her out either. She doesn't know you any better than she knows the homeless guy down the street, so even though you're excited, don't blow your load too soon. A few simple rules and a keen sense of observation are all you need.Here are a few preliminary steps. Clean Up Your Photos Clean up any incriminating photos (or at least hide them). Sure you may have been joking around with your friends when you were motorboating that stripper , but you don't need to post a pic of it for all the world to see. I once had a friend of a friend try to ask me out on Facebook. He looked cute from his profile pic, but upon further examination, I realized he was a sex fiend. Or at least he presented himself as such on Facebook. Every other photo was a shirtless shot taken in front of the mirror or a photo of a half-naked female ass. He thought he was an art photographer; I thought he was a perv. Helmut Newton he was not. Keep the drunk pics, the one of you at the porn convention and any mirror self-portraits hidden. They definitely are not going to endear you to a woman. RELATED VIDEO: How To Ask Her Out On Facebook Clean Up Your Wall Next, clean up your wall and be mindful of what you post. Case in point: A guy who I had been talking to in real life Facebook friended me. He was constantly posting comments about possibly hanging out with hot girls or scoping out bikini-clad chicks on the beach. He was hardly the player in real-life; in fact he was anything but, which is probably why he felt the need to talk about hot girls so much. Not only did he come across as immature, idiotic and almost brain-dead, but he also successfully turned me off. Save the bro banter for your friends. She doesn't want to hear about you getting wasted or picking up women anymore than you want to hear about the guy who hit on her last night.Now that you've made yourself presentable, you're ready to meet the ladies.Read on for more... 

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