|Valentine's Day Gifts for Him|
January 12, 2012
Choosing Valentine's Day gifts for him isn't easy. I blame Hallmark and anyone else who had a hand in setting all of these crazy expectations to what Valentine's Day should be and making us women feel like if we do anything short of an expensive candlelit dinner or weekend away for some lover's special at the Holiday Inn, that we're somehow being taken for granted and copping out! Breathe ladies, because choosing a Valentine's Day gift for your man that he'll actually enjoy usually has little to do with heart-shaped Belgian chocolates or a bed of roses. If you truly want to make him happy this Valentine's Day, then my suggestion is that you cater to his naughty side and choose something unexpected that will rock his world. Add a case of beer and voila-you're the best partner EVER!
Here are a few suggestions for Valentine's Day gifts for him that he's sure to enjoy;
Berman Mistress Kit: What guy wouldn't be ticked-freakin'-pink to be given a blindfold and cuffs and told that he was going to get tied up so you could have your way with him?? And better -let him tie you up afterwards so he could do as he pleases with you! A happy Valentine's Day indeed! Kit comes with fur-lined handcuffs, a blindfold, and a feather tickler.
Blowjob Coupons: Most guys want more blowjobs than they get which is what makes these coupons such an awesome gift. They're basically on-paper promises to suck him off when he wants you to! I suggest adding these with a few other goodies for the ultimate guy gift basket: A Blowjob Bib that says 'Blowjob Specialist' that'll make him laugh and blow his load all at once and some Dickalicious gel so you can enjoy a tasty treat while enhancing his experience.
USB Fleshdrives: This is basically giving him the gift of porn with convenience. These little flash drives can be plugged into the computer and enjoyed any place he pleases making them a nice little surprise for home or while he's away. You can buy all kinds of movies on these little keys featuring everything from amateur sex to fetish and gangbangs. There's definitely something for every taste! And think of how happy he'll be to be able to enjoy a little porn guilt-free!
Need a Valentine's Day Card For Him'
I couldn't write a Valentine's Day post and not mention the Ron Jeremy Valentine's cards after seeing them on Discreet-Romance.com! There is not a guy on earth who doesn't think that Ron Jeremy is, at the very least, kinda' awesome. These cards feature pics of him dressed as cupid (bahahaha!) along with funny greetings that'll have your guy in hysterics. I love them and he will too! Promise..