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Sexy Elves, X-Mas Cock Warmers and Other Fun Christmas Ideas
November 29, 2011

Anyone notice all the Christmas movies on TV this past week? I for one loved it and was happy to spend the weekend lounging on the couch watching Elf on the 3 or 4 different channels that aired it. As a matter of fact, it was watching the movie Elf that inspired this post-well, that and my belief that lazy weekends and long Sunday afternoon sex sessions go hand-in-hand!

I love the part in the movie where Buddy the Elf falls for Jovie and says something to her about her sharing his affinity for elf culture. Too cute! Anyway, it instantly reminded me of a couple of the new items that Discreet-Romance got in just recently and I thought it would be fun to share them with you-in case you share my affinity for Elf culture, Christmas, and all things sexy.

I should say that even though I love Christmas, I've never been a big fan of the cheesy Santa-inspired lingerie that you see in the panty department of just about every store you enter. You know the kind. I guess that's why I wanted to share some of these pieces that you're about to see; they're definitely a few steps above the usual Christmas lingerie and I can actually see the appeal of these. Anyway, here are some sexy Christmas-inspired goodies to help you get in the mood...for Christmas. *wink*

Jingle Bells Sexy Elf Costume is flattering thanks to the princess seams and halter straps (great for keeping the "girls" in place!). The fact that it's incredibly cute and cupless makes it naughty and nice! It's available in regular and plus sizes.

Kris Tingle is by far one of the sexiest and least cheesy sexy Santa costumes I have ever come across! It comes with the hat, bra, cape, mini skirt, and even a G-string for a naughty surprise under the barely-there skirt. So freakin' sexy! And, it comes in queen sizes too!

Mistress Claus Red Teddy is not your usual Santa teddy because this one is actually cut in a truly flattering way and looks HOT when it's on as opposed to the cheap and ill-fitting versions you're used to seeing in discount department stores. I love that this one also comes in regular and curvy sizes.

A Few Extra Christmas-Inspired Gift Ideas

There are a few more noteworthy Christmas gift ideas for your lover that I wanted to share. Like the Merry Berry Soy Candle that smells incredible and liquefies into a sensual massage oil. I also got a kick of the X-Mas Tuggie which, while not quite as romantic, is definitely a strange/funny/is-this-for-real sorta' gift that would make a fun stocking stuffer. What is it? Well, it's a red and white striped cock warmer. Yes, really! And, the Reindeer Musical G-String is another item that's just so cheesy that it's actually funny! I love this thing and I don't care who knows it! Perfect for getting a laugh out of your guy this Christmas as well as the perfect ploy to get him out of his clothes! It's exactly what the name suggests: a G-string that looks like a reindeer and plays music. You'll never look at Rudolph the same way again!!
Sexy Goodie Bags for Your Holiday Party Guests
November 08, 2011

With the holidays on their way, I can't help but set my sights on Christmas and all of the parties my favorite time of year has to offer. As someone who loves to give as much as she loves to receive; goodie bags are always an absolute must when I throw a holiday party. As such, I've been scoping out fun little items to include in sexy loot bags for my guests-at least the ones with a naughty streak and a sense of humor.

Creating loot bags for your guests is easy and not very expensive at all if you do your homework and take a little time to find inexpensive items to include in your bag. I start with finding a fun gift bag and look for budget-friendly goodies to add to the bag. Setting a limit if you're on a budget is important and since most of us are strapped for cash over the holidays, I thought it would be nice to share some cheap items that are Christmas themed and perfect for making your friends smile without busting the bank. Have a peek at what I found while perusing Discreet-Romance.com:

Mistletoe and Condom: For less than $3 you can give your guests mistletoe to encourage a little holiday smooching along with a condom since you never know what a kiss will lead to!

12 Nights of Christmas Pillow Packs: What I love about this set is that it can be divvied up amongst all your favor bags making it especially affordable! The set includes 12 motion lotion pillow packs which works out to around $1.20 each!

Pecker X-mas Ornament: For just over 2 bucks you really can't go wrong with a pecker-shaped Christmas ornament that will give your friend a giggle and remind them of your awesome party every time they hang it on their tree.

If You Can Afford to Splurge A Little...

These are perfect for those who can afford to spend a little more on favors for their Christmas party guests:

I Rub My Duckie Holiday Ball Santa: What's better than a rubber duckie, vibrator, and Christmas ornament all-in-one??

Reflections Candy Cane Glass Vibe from Doc Johnson: This gorgeous glass vibrator is perfectly curved for G-spot action. Your friends will thank you for years to cum if you include this sex toy in their goodie bags!

Penis or Boobie Xmas Stocking: These cute plush Christmas stockings are too adorable to pass up! Just over $10 too!


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