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My Top Halloween Costumes for 2011
September 14, 2011

I've never been a big fan of Halloween but admit that the recent arrival of my husband's new Halloween costume has got me a little excited and even got the what-am-I-gonna-dress-up-as juices flowing. What's his costume? A big dick. Seriously, my beloved is going as a 6 foot tall penis! Not the most flattering costume but certainly one of the funniest I've seen!

I get that some couples like to go in matching costumes or at least dress in a theme. So NOT my scene. Besides, in this case that would mean my either going as a big vagina or an anus which doesn't really offer up the sex appeal that I was hoping for. So what have I decided on? Nothing yet, though I have narrowed it down to 5 definite possibilities:

Beer Maiden/Beer Girl: Who can resist a short dress that showcases the boobs, cinches the waist with a corset, and looks hot holding a pitcher of beer??

Honey Bee: Think bee girl from the Blind Melon video only 18+ and sexy!

Lovely Lady Bug: This costume is the perfect mix of sweet and sexy thanks to the cute dots and antennae of a lady bug and the corset styling that makes ample curves even sexier or adds them where you don't have them!

Retro Stewardess: What can I say - as a former flight attendant myself, I still have a soft-spot for the look! Besides, with that new Pan Am show that everyone is talking about debuting soon, the Retro Stewardess costume could be the costume du jour!

Saloon Lady: This has got to be one of the most alluring costumes I have ever laid eyes on! It's got lace and satin, underwire cups, a corset bodice and a black tutu! Add the flirty feather headpiece, a choker and a garter, and you've got sex appeal oozing from every last inch of your body! So freakin' hot!

What do ya' think? Which would you choose?


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