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Have Green Sex
April 27, 2011

I know that we've just celebrated Easter weekend and I would generally try to cater my post to the holiday at hand, but we celebrated more than just Easter these past few days -- we also celebrated Earth Day (April 22nd). So, instead of a post about rabbit vibrators and eggs, I have decided to talk about green sex toys. That's right; you can get off green and feel even better about using sex toys thanks to non-toxic sex toys, rechargeable toys, and toys made of sustainable materials.

Most sex toy makers have been creating phthalate-free sex toys for your safety and the good of the earth, but did you know that you can also get your mitts on solar powered sex toys? Yes indeedy my friends; the Solar Bullet is a solar powered vibrating bullet that packs a mean punch in the way of hot orgasms without using up energy. This eco-friendly sex toy is safe, energy efficient and on sale! Then there's always the tried and true rechargeable sex toys like the Climax Twist, the Lily and NEA, and the Elise, all of which are phthalate-free and oh so pretty!

You can't enjoy your green sex toys without some equally green lube and thankfully there are now loads of them to choose from. Toko Lubricant Organica is a water-based lube made with pure vegetable glycerin and a natural corn by-product, both of which are certified organic. From the same makers there is also a range of organic sensual lotions and potions, a bunch of which you can enjoy all at once with the Garden Of Edo Organic Collection tin. This collection is incredibly decadent and contains massage oil, aphrodisiac oil, sea crystals, lubricant, and many more organic and earth-friendly goodies. (This one is actually on my 'Must Have' list at the mo'.)

If you wanna practice safe sex that's also safe for the environment, then you do have some choices. You'll be pleased to know that even though they tend to take a long time to break down, latex condoms are biodegradable. Lambskin condoms are the best choice as far as biodegradable condoms go, but remember that they don't protect you from STDs, including HIV.

Going green has never been more fun!

Miley Cyrus Sex Doll Hoopla
April 10, 2011

I knew as soon as I saw the Miley sex doll that there would be some stank about it, but I didn't expect it to make the news, you know, with all the turmoil in Japan and the Middle East and other newsworthy things going on in our world. After days of reading about the earthquake in Japan, the last thing I expected to have pop up on my homepage's news headlines was the Miley Cyrus sex doll. But since we're on the subject anyway, let's talk about the Miley Cyrus sex doll, Finally Miley, that's got some panties in a twist and boxers soaked to the bone. (Pun fully intended.)

Here's the deal; when the Beyonce sex doll came out, along with Britney Bitch, the Britney Spears sex doll; Dirty Christina, the Christina Aguilera sex doll; and my favorite, Furgee, the Fergie love doll; no one made a stink about it. Sure, there was the odd joke about the celebrity sex dolls floating around but aside from that, it didn't make the news. So what's all the hubbub about the Miley Cyrus sex doll? I'm guessing it's that people can't seem to get past the whole Hannah Montana thing and still see her as some sweet little kid. Picturing grown men wanting to plow a doll modeled after little Hannah Montana is most definitely pervie, but the reality is that Miley Cyrus is not sweet little underage Hannah Montana. As a matter of fact, Miley Cyrus is legal and, whether parents wanna admit it or not, pretty damn sexy as far as young starlets go. So what's the big deal? Geez.

Anyhoo, if celebrity-inspired love dolls are your thing then check out these other blow-up stars for your dirty pleasure:

Jessica Inflatable Love Doll: I guess they dressed this doll her blue jersey too soon seeing as how the real Jessica has switched teams and is now with yet another NFLer. Oh well, a hole's, a hole's, a hole.

J-Ho Fantasy Doll: You don't need to be P-Diddy or Ben Affleck to tap that hot, round, Latina bottom!

Kinky Kim: I guess her sex video just left them wanting more 'cause there's a 3-holed Kim sex doll too!

Paris Love Doll: I couldn't list Kim's sex doll without mentioning her BFF Paris' sex doll, could I?

Guidette Love Doll: Not sure what "celeb" this is? Maybe Pipedreams' product description will make it clear: She's the whore from the Jersey shore who always wants more! Meet Guidette, the filthy lil' pot-belly pig who loves balls on her chin more than the all you can eat buffet! When this pudgy porker ain't tanning or stuffing her face, she's busy blowin' every guido on the boardwalk with a tan and a tank top. Just add air and this little slut is the life of any party--be careful though, she's a real knockout when she gets drunk! What are you waiting for yo, give her your friggin' sauseege already kid! LOVE IT!!!!


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