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A Time for Parties, Presents and Prophylactics
December 15, 2009

SUPER THANKSGIVING AND CHRISTMAS SALE!!!



Wow -it's really coming down to crunch time now with less than 2 weeks to go until Christmas! We're right in the swing of party time, shoppingand wrapping gifts which is why I thought I would take a few moments out of my busy weekend to let you know about a few items that just might fit in well with all the XXX-Massing you've got goin' on right now.
These goodies should help you with everything from adding some just-naughty-enough touches to your Christmas parties to adding some spice to your gift giving.
It's Party Time!
Incorporate these fun little extras into your Christmas parties to take them up a notch on the funny/sexy meter.
Sexy Santa and Mrs. Clause Themed Party Items: This collection is soooo cute with Santa and his lady shakin' what their mamas gave 'em-naked! There are napkins, plates, party hats and cups. This means a whole lotta sexy cuteness and no clean up at the end of the night!
Santa Mooning Party Items: Yes, you read right - Santa mooning for all your guests to see. The guys should love this one since all guys seem to find mooning as funny as farting and all. You've got all you need for a funny and easy night here too with napkins, plates, cups and party hats.
My Fave Hostess Gift and Secret Santa Ideas
What's a Christmas party without a cute gift for your hostess or a funny gift for to give when playing Secret Santa?! These are super fun and super cheap ideas that are sure to put a smile on someone's face this Christmas! And by "super cheap" I mean all under $10!

Santa Vibe: I love this one because it does double duty as a gag gift and a sexy one for a friend/hostess/colleague/partner who happens to have a sense of humor. It's a 5 inch vibrator with a Santa face and hat at the 'head'!
Ben Wa Gold Balls: These babies come in a crystal-ish case which just makes them look even more festive! Great hostess gift.
Candy Cane Waterproof Vibe: This super festive vibe is safe for play in and out of the water!

The Sexiest and Funniest Gift Wrapping
I can honestly say that one of my favourite things about Christmas is the wrapping of the gifts. I just love giving gifts that are wrapped in a way that really makes them stand out against the others under the tree. Being able to add a little sex to the holidays is always a nice plus! Check out the naughty wrapping I found.
Bondage Santa Gift Wrap: Great choice for your naughtiest of friends! Tell them they've been really naughty with this wrapping paper that features Santa gettin' told who's the boss by a scantily clad Mrs. Claus!
Santa Dancing with Topless Ho's Gift Wrap: Yeah, that's right - gift wrap featuring a pervie Santa dancing with his topless Ho's...Ho's...Ho's!!
Dancing Santa in G-String Gift Bag: This bag lets you see Santa in his practically-naked splendor! His belly ain't the only thing that jiggles like a bowl full of jelly!
Christmas Condoms
I couldn't let you off without a little schpiel on the importance of safe sex before the holidays. After all, what else are you gonna do to keep warm over Christmas break??
I've said it a billion times and I'll say it again - SAFE SEX CAN BE SEXY!!! So, to help you tie safe sex in with the Christmas season I have selected all my favorite safe sex stuff to add to people's stockings, keep in your teeny-tiny little party clutch and even fill a bowl with at your Christmas party.
Christmas Condoms on a Stick Display: Condoms for your party guests don't get any more festive than these my friends!
Durex Love Condoms: This is one of my favorite brands and it's Christmas so why not give a lil' love! This 4 pack is perfect for stuffing a stocking and your partner!
Hope these ideas help make your Christmas season a whole lot more festive!
25 Sexy Christmas Gift Ideas
December 02, 2009

Happy December Everyone! I love this time of year! I start feeling all Christmassy and really get into the spirit of giving. To help you get into the spirit of giving as well I've compiled my list of 25 sexy gift ideas for Christmas. This list contains something to tickle everyone's fancy with hot gift ideas for all sexes. It also contains gifts that range in price and size so that you can use it to help you pick some sexy stocking stuffers as well as that piece de resistance that will really rock someone's world this Christmas.

Adrie's Top 25 Sexy Gift Picks for Christmas 2009

1. I Wouldn't Fuck Her with Your Pussy DVD: To be honest, this one tops my list for the title alone! It's just too good!

2. Lip Lov: This lip balm will let you give kisses that deliver erotic pleasure to every part you kiss. He'll never wanna leave the mistletoe!

3. Kandies Love Cage for Him: Always a fan of combining yummy and sexy, I couldn't resist this candy cock cage!

4. Trouser Snake Bikini for Him: He'll laugh all through Christmas dinner after receiving his very own trouser snake undies! Great stocking stuffer or gag gift for sure!

5. Queen Size Bra, Skirt & G-string Set: You and your sexy queen will love this playful lingerie set with mess and fringe.

6. Pulsating Ruby Thong: If you've been reading this blog for awhile you'll know that I' a big fan of discreet fun, so these pulsating panties in Christmas red are definitely a fave! (Wear them to Christmas dinner for a dirty little secret all your own!)

7. Chocolate Aphrodisiac Oil: You can never go wrong giving a chocolate treat for Christmas!

8. Chocolate Tease Foreplay Game: Chocolate AND foreplay for Christmas? Yes please!!

9. Climax Clicks Lonely Hearts Cock Ring: This is the ultimate in giving because it gives pleasure to the both of you. (And it's cute!)

10. Kama Sutra Weekender Kit: Christmas falls on a weekend this year so what better way to enjoy it then with some sensual strawberry fun? And I'm a HUGE fan of the Kama Sutra line of goodies.

11. X-Rated Coupon Booklet: Still one of my absolute favorite sexy stock stuffers to give and receive!

12. Astro Plated Pink Mini Vibe: It's small, pretty and capable of an intense orgasm so it's an obvious pick for my sexiest Christmas gifts list!

13. Four Seasons Ice Condoms: These make things feel all cool and tingly! And what's sexier than giving sex safe for Christmas??

14. Fuck Me Silly Anal Beads: Again, love the name! It's also great for anal-play newbies.

15. The Accommodator: So freaky looking but still such an awesome idea! What's better than effortless penetration AND oral sex at the same time?!

16. Candy Cane Glass Dildo: How festive! A candy cane-shaped glass dildo is always a great idea for Christmas! Use it as decor and no one will know the difference!

17. Bedroom Party Pack 3: Everyday is a good day for a party in the bedroom-especially Christmas day! And with this many toys in one kit it certainly will be!

18. Kobe Tai Anal Adventure: Give the gift of anal adventure this Christmas. I dare you.

19. Nipple & Clit Sucker Set: What gal doesn't want her nipples and clit sucked for Christmas?

20. Belladonna Cherry Bomb Vibe: I'm a fan of both Belladonna and fun in the water so this waterproof vibe is a must have as far as I'm concerned.

21. Berman Mistress Kit: This is a hot little kit for couples who wanna ease their way into some light bondage play.

22. Feather Tickler: This feather tickler feels INCREDIBLE on every inch of your body and it's under $5! Definitely can't go wrong with this one!

23. Cleopatra Clit Clip: What a sexy stocking stuffer! This sparkly little clit clip is bound to make the both of you smile.

24. Adult Play Pail: I love the idea of adults having gifts they can play with on Christmas morning...or maybe night. This play pail is full of lotions and potions for your XXX-Massy play time!

25. Jack Rabbit Waterproof Vibrator: I will forever sing the praises of the Jack Rabbit - the original Rabbit vibrator! This one is a new and waterproof version of the tried and true favorite so you can enjoy it during bath time too. LOVE IT!!

That concludes my 25 favorite sexy gifts for Christmas 2009. Hope you've managed to find some ideas for yourself or your lover this Christmas.


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