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Toys for Travelling
June 23, 2009

I had already written a blog about toys in disguise awhile back (read that here), but rather than vibrators that don't look like vibrators; this time I'm going to offer you non-vibrating suggestions that won't set your baggage a buzz and won't set off metal detectors either.

My picks for Travel-Friendly Sex Toys

Glass Toys
Glass and Pyrex sex toys are pretty, look more like art than sex toys and contain no metal which means they can make it through in your handbag or checked bag without anyone being the wiser. (Sounds a little shady, no?) Here are three that fit nicely in your purse in case you feel the urge to enjoy a solo flight as a member of the Mile High Club;

Berman Basics Ruby which is simple and small.

Eden Cyberglass Snake of Paradise looks like a snake sculpture rather than a fuck stick!

Glass Dreams Magic Stick
has a convenient little loop so you can hang on tight when passing through an area of turbulence!

For Jet-Setting Couples
Should you get stuck with a long delay there's no better way to pass the time then to enjoy each other! A non-vibrating cock ring is discreet and a whole lotta fun that you can enjoy anywhere you dare! The fact that they are waterproof is a nice bonus! Check out these cock rings that pack a lotta punch even if they don't vibrate;

The Last A Lifetime Cock Ring looks like an engagement ring made of translucent jelly and even comes in a ring box! Discreet, great on the clit and oh so pretty!

Love My Cock Ring will make you love this cock ring thanks to it's great fit and stimulating nubs of pleasure.

The Weenie Wrapper is an awesome cock ring that embraces the entire shaft and has a hot little clit banger for her. And its odd little shape would throw off even the most competent airport security guard!

Just For Him
You lucky buggers have loads of metal-free and pocket-sized goodies to play with that are made just for men! Check these out before your next trip;

The Dr. Joel Male Masturbator is a plain stretchy sleeve that is so generic that no one would even notice if you whipped it out in a crowded lounge!

The Fleshlight is always a fave because it looks like a flashlight, gets you off right and contains no batteries, mechanics or metal! Woot!

Jack off with Jac Off which is nothing more than a textured silicone pad that you hold in your hand while you masturbate. Sure beats the same ol' hand!

Sex Machines - Not A DIY Project
June 08, 2009

On the prowl for some fun and interesting sex toy news I came across a news article about a woman in Maryland who had to be airlifted to a hospital after sustaining injuries caused by a homemade sex toy device. Wanna know what the contraption was? Get ready to grab your crotch and cringe as you hang on for dear life! They'her partner and her'attached a sex toy to a high powered saber saw blade! Fucken ouch!!! Turns out that the blade cut through the toy'you can imagine the rest?

Yes it's true, only a jackass would think to place a saw anywhere near the vagina'or maybe it was her anus? But I guess when you're all aroused at the idea of trying something new it's easy to lose all common sense with the blood all having drained out of the brain and into the genitals and all. And, I guess you can't really blame a couple for wanting to try out the latest high powered sex toy craze ' sex machines, but thankfully there are easier and much safer ways of doing this!

So for those of you looking to mix things up and just jonsing to try out one of the sex machines without needing a trip to the emergency room, I thought I would go over some of the available sex machines so that you could get all the excitement without the risk of injury! And while some of these may seem a tad pricey it certainly is worth every last freaking penny if it means coming out of it with hundreds of orgasms'and your life!

Three High Powered Sex Toys That Won't Kill You!

Ceasar 2.0 Love Machine
: This baby is a hot ride for both men and women because it comes with a Cyberskin dildo and a Cyberskin vaginal masturbator! The flat base is designed to keep it in place between your mattress and box spring so that you can fuck or get fucked to your heart's content without having to worry about a thing! And it's on sale too!

Fetish Fantasy Inflatable Sex Machine: This is extremely affordable'even more so than any homemade contraption! It is just as the name states ' inflatable and it can hold up to 300lbs so you can ride it alone or with a friend! And since it is inflatable and flexible, you can use it in all of your favorite positions so you get a whole lotta bang for your buck!

Love Machine: This one has gotten some mixed reviews but I thought it worth mentioning anyway. It is the closest in design to the most commonly seen sex machines in the videos that we've all seen (whether we admit it or not!). It is simple and easy to use and a lot more affordable than it was when it was first introduced on the market. It offers pulsing, thrusting and vibrating at different intensities which means getting' off will be easy!

So there you have it ' sex machines for your pleasure that won't harm or maim you in any way'except by maybe causing an orgasm-induced coma-like state as a sex toy should!

And though it should go without saying; please oh please leave the sex machine making to the pros and DO NOT place any sharp objects in or even around the genitals!!!! Well, at least not those sharp enough to kill you.


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