|The Portable Orgasm ' A Look at Hands-Free Toys|
May 06, 2009
It was while sitting through a bad movie the other day that I came to the conclusion that the movie theater would be a lot more fun if I had something to keep me amused when the movie isn't doing the trick. Bad movies are an inevitable part of life because there is always at least one friend who has terrible taste in or a boyfriend who thinks a good film is something starring the likes of Jean Claude Van Dame or that other greasy jerk'what's his name'Stephen Segal' Okay, the names may be a tad retro but they get the point across, which is that sometimes you get stuck sitting through shitty films as a courtesy to someone else. But why should it be an entirely wasted evening when there are plenty of hands-free toys you can bring along and use for an orgasm or two without anyone being the wiser!
The key to finding the right remote controlled sex toy for your truly discreet and impromptu pleasure is to find one that can be worn under your clothes and controlled without any obvious moves like a hand rubbing furiously between the thighs. You need a sex toy that you can strap on or wear and control using a discreet remote that fits in your pocket or purse. You also need to consider the noise factor since most vibrators do 'buzz' while they work. You don't need to be on the hunt for a completely silent sex toy ' that would be next to impossible. You may want to consider where you'll be using said toy though. Luckily though, most places that you may want to bring your portable orgasm-maker will be just noisy enough that no one will notice anyway! And where would these places be? Just about anywhere! Airports, movie theaters, malls, parks, beaches, restaurants?
And, if you get sick of playing with yourself you can always hand the remote to your lover to have a go at getting you off! Fun!
While there are all kinds of hot remote controlled sex toys available, the ones that are small, strap-on or are built into panties are your best choices for portable play. Check these out:
Climax Remote Buzzkini: A vibrating panty that is sure to cause a buzz wherever you go!
Casey Parker Flutter Bug: A strap-on toy that can easily be worn under a dress or even your tightest jeans!
Remote Control Arouser: I have this and I love it!! It's convenient, adjustable to accommodate all booty sizes, discreet and got a lotta umph!
Remote Control Fantasy Panty Plus Size: So HOT for all you big girls that like to get freakay!
Remote Control Wabbit: Don't let the cuteness full you. This one'll really make you cum like a champ!