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How to Throw a Playboy Themed Halloween Party
October 20, 2010

I've always had a fascination with Playboy and the "bunnies" in particular. It may not have been the most appropriate fantasy for a 5 year old, but I remember watching something on television featuring the Playboy Bunnies in their full getup and wanting an outfit just like that so badly. They were just so gorgeous and glamorous, and the outfits-super cute! While I never did get the chance-or the right body-to become a Playboy Bunny; Costumes have made it possible for me and other awestruck girls to be Bunnies at Halloween and otherwise.

This morning I came across this Club Bunny costume while perusing the site and it got me to thinking of how cool it would be to throw a Playboy themed Halloween Party. I'm not just talking about a few bunnies trolling about in their high heels and tails but rather going all-out with the guys encouraged to dress like Hugh and decking your place out like the Playboy mansion or Playboy Club-circa 1970 to boot! I'm talking leather and velvet to the max and maybe even a little casino action. (Peekaboo Poker and Sex Casino can be a lot of fun if you've got an open-minded or tipsy group of people!)

You can also get this super sexy Club Bunny outfit in plus sizes ranging from 1X to 3X. For the guys, you can sport a smoking jacket or robe, ascot, and cigar a la Hugh Hefner or be the ultimate 70's player/playboy/greasy orgy guy with a big mustache, polyester shirt unbuttoned uncomfortably low and white patent dress shoes. Add an afro wig and you're all set! If you're looking for something a tad more risque, then you could always try this Groom Willie B Long costume which is what I think, very close to the male version of the Playboy Bunny costume. It's got a tuxedo style boxer brief that also comes with a collar with a bow tie and French cuffs. Hand the guy a tray and make him your very own Playgirl Bunny!!

Some final touches to help you throw a Playboy Bunny Club themed party; be sure to have loads of champagne on hand along with other very decadent party goodies like oysters and caviar, and don't forget a sexy soundtrack featuring what I think are some of the sexiest (and cheesiest) songs of the 70's when the Playboy Club and bunnies were in their heyday:

. Love to Love You by Donna Summer
. Sexual Healing by Marvin Gaye
. Groove Me by King Floyd
. Sex Machine by James Brown
. Let's Go Somewhere and Make Love by Jackie Moore
. Pillow Talk by Sylvia
. Hot to Trot by Wild Cherry (Cheesiness alert and absolute must!!)

My final suggestion is to send your guests home with some party favors that they'll never forget, like oils, lotions and potions which are easily found in sample sizes and kits that can be divvied up to keep your guests happy and costs low. Throw in some back issues of Playboy to really drive the theme home. You can find these online for next to nothing but you might wanna check your dad's shed or garage for a stash first!!

Happy Halloween!

Play Time for Grownups
October 11, 2010

Don't you often wish that you could go back to being a kid again? Being able to act silly, laugh a lot and play with reckless abandon? Being a kid was fun, but I suppose there's something to be said about being able to stay up as late as you want, eat whatever and whenever you want and be able to buy booze. Too many adults stop knowing how to or simply just don't let themselves have fun and be silly once they get past a certain age. But, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, right? Well, I'm gonna give you some fun-and I mean really fun-ways to have a good time, play and be silly, and enjoy a few good belly laughs, all while having some adult fun. Kinda' like kid's play with an adult twist!

Sexy, Silly, Playful Fun

When was the last time you played dress up or did something so silly that it made you laugh till your sides hurt? Take a bubble bath and play with rubber duckies? How about finger painting? You probably, like most of us, haven't done any of that since you were ten, right? Well here's how to enjoy all of those things now;

RUBBER DUCKIES, BUBBLES AND BATH TIME

Glow Bubbles is a fun little product that allows you to enjoy a fun bubble bath while staying up way past your bedtime and well into the dark night. Just pour it in to the bath and turn out the lights for a bubble bath that glows in the dark! Add to that one of my favorite vibes-I Rub My Duckie-and you're in for a very fun bath time! Not a rubber duck sorta' person? Then try any one of the hundreds of waterproof sex toys instead.

FUN WITH FREINDS

Forget the usual dinner party and instead try to have a fun party reminiscent of those you had when you were kids...with some R to X-rated fun thrown in, of course! I suggest silly party favors like Blow Me Bubbles so you can see who can blow the biggest bubbles using this pecker-shaped container or Boobie Water Guns so you can really jump out of your grownup shell and play like a bunch of kids! And, when you're done playing with your party favors you can move on to a super fun game for adults-only, like the Cock Toss Game which is just like ring toss only a lot funnier! Want something a little less kindergarten and more junior high? Then Deluxe Spin the Bottle is worth a try to up the fun and the heat level!

FINGER PAINTING FUN

Remember finger painting? How good it felt to be allowed to be messy for a change and really get your hands dirty and then laugh at what you're created? You can do it as an adult too, except now you get to use a body as a canvass instead! For some finger painting with a grownup twist, try Kama Sutra's Lover's Paint Box (I'm a sucker for the any of the products from the Kama Sutra line!). For less sensual and more flash, try Glow Finger Paints. And, if you want to make finger painting even more fun, then make a game of it for you and your partner or even you and a room full of your favorite friends with Hot Spots Body Paint Game.

PLAY DRESS UP AND LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF

Playing dress up can be even more fun as an adult because you have lots more ideas as to what to do once you're all dressed up like the doctor and the nurse. If you wanna play dress up, have a costume party or dirty doctor, then the Surgeon Costume in Blue and White is the way to go for him. For her, try the Bedroom Nurse Costume which is just sexy enough to make your doctor's day but not quite X-rated enough to get you arrested at a costume party!

And, since laughing your ass off and being super-silly is what we're really trying to accomplish here; one look at the Squeaker Elephant G-String or the Flasher Costume by Pipe Dreams is sure to get you rolling on the floor and gurgling like a fat, laughing baby!

Wanna Be a Sex Professional? This Blog Just May Help You!
October 06, 2010

So it's been a big week for those working as sex professionals in Ontario, Canada now that the prostitution laws have been struck down. Prostitutes are now able to round up business freely and run their business out of their homes without fear of being arrested. I personally support this decision because it will help keep a lot of women off the dangerous streets and allow them to earn their living in the safety of a home or brothel. Sure beats winding up dead and buried on a pig farm in B.C., like 49 other prostitutes did!
In honor of this ruling, let's look at some must-haves for those of you looking to run a brothel or work independently from home. Yes, that's right; I'm helping you get started as a sex worker if that's what you're looking to be.

Hmm...It's been a few seconds since I typed that and I haven't yet been struck down by lightening and see no sign of a locust infestation outside my window. Guess that means it's safe for me to proceed...

First on my list of must-haves if you're planning to take advantage of this new ruling is condoms. Safety first! To be the hostess with the mostess, it's a good idea to have a few kinds of condoms on hand to cater to all tastes and situations. Flavored condoms will be your best friend when it comes to oral sex. I shouldn't need to remind you that even oral sex poses dangerous health risks. And, for those less-than-savory clients, a flavoured condom can make the job a whole lot easier!

Next on my list is lube. You just gotta have lube! I'm guessing that since not all clients are going to resemble the likes of George Clooney, a little help in the lubrication department may be needed. And, lube is also a must when it comes to anal, should that be one of the services offered. Remember that there are different lubricants for different tastes and types of sex. Have some super-slick anal lubricant around for those backdoor clients and a whole lot of condom-safe lube for every other need. To mix it up and offer your favorite clients a little somethin' extra, warming lube is a nice touch.

And finally, some lingerie is always nice. Since the quality of your client base and extent of your success will depend on your image; looking good is important. I personally think that class-over-trash is the way to go when choosing your lingerie because ideally you want an upscale client base. Let's face it; having a lucrative business is key so do all that you can to brand the right kind of image for yourself. This being said though, there will always be that lawyer or doctor who loves it naughty and dirty, so maybe one piece of vampy red lingerie-or a dare-I-say slutty-costume may be worth having around...just in case. And, for those men who have a stocking fetish, a few pairs of sexy stockings and garters are sure to be a worthy investment to your new business venture in the oldest business in the world.

Halloween Costumes for Big Girls
September 17, 2010

Are you a little bootylicious? Well endowed in more places than just your bosom? You ain't alone sister! Having something other than a stick-figure shape can make it hard to find clothes that fit and this is especially the case when it comes to special items like costumes. Let's face it; Halloween isn't always a good time for us curvy girls because finding costumes in our size can be a little tricky which usually means resorting to frumpy costumes that are no more than just a couple slabs of fabric thrown together or a white sheet with a couple of holes! If you can relate then you're gonna be over the freakin' moon when you check out the selection of plus size costumes that I've come up with that are not only far from frumpy but just about the sexiest shit you or those lucky enough to look at you have ever laid eyes on! These costumes are so H-O-T and worthy of a biggy-sized beauty like you!

While we carries all kinds of sexy stuff for big girls as far as lingerie goes; their queen-size costume selection is equally impressive with costumes made for every comfort zone...well...comfort zones starting at sexy and ranging all the way up to indecent!
Here are my favorite picks for plus size Halloween costumes. To make it easy for you I have broken my list down to 3 categories: Cute, Sexy, and Downright Naughty. Which do you prefer??

CUTE PLUS SIZE COSTUMES
Kitty Kat Mask & Ears: You can make these cute or ultra-sexy depending what you pair them with! Add them to any outfit for a playful and easy costume or pair them with a slinky cat suit and stilettos for instant sex appeal!
Eskimo Girl: In a 1x to 4x, this costume is cute and kinda' sexy at the same time - depending on how low you wear the zipper, of course. *wink*
True Blue Fairy: This one is a tad revealing but fairies are just cute, aren't they?

SEXY QUEEN-SIZE COSTUMES
Border Babe: Who doesn't love a woman-in-charge?? This costume is a sexy alternative to the usual Police Woman costume. (Incidentally, both are available here and in plus sizes from 1x to 4x!)
Rhinestone Cowgirl: Well Yee-fucken-haw!!! This costume is blingy AND super sexy!
Robyn Da Hood: This sexy take on the classic Robin Hood get up gets sexed up a notch thanks to its short hemline, maximum cleavage and hot corset styling. Love it!

DOWNRIGHT NAUGHT COTUMES FOR PLUS SIZE GALS WHO DARE
Naughty Little Girl: This one REALLY pushes the boundaries and may not be suitable for all Halloween parties depending on the venue! Whether you wear this plus size costume for Halloween or strictly for bedroom fun - it is freakin' HOT!!
Oh My Goddess: This barely-there Grecian Goddess getup is tight, white and covers just enough to keep you from getting arrested!
Office Tramp: This naughty gem would also work well as a sexy gangster girl costume if you're looking for that whole Bonny and Clide thing. (This one is my all-time fave!)

Think Animals and Sex Don't Mix?
August 25, 2010

Now before you get your panties in a twist and gasp; this blog is NOT about bestiality and I am in no way suggesting that you go out and have sex with anything other than a human...or a sex toy. What I'm actually talking about is the allure of animal prints and how you can incorporate the sexiness of a tiger or energy of a bunny into your sex life. That's all. No need to call the fuzz or report me to PETA!

The world of sex toys has really managed to bring animals and sex together in a way that is anything but offensive thanks to the use of not only animal prints but other creative uses for animal-inspired items as well. You've got vibrators with rabbit, beaver and even dolphin shaped clit stimulators, movies, and accessories for those into pony play, and collars and leashes for those into BDSM. If you can imagine it, then it's likely out there already!

You don't need to be a sex fiend to see the allure of animal-inspired adult toys and lingerie. As a matter of fact, people have forever found tigers and other wild animals to be somehow sexy. Chances are that you've purred, meowed or even roared a time or two in the bedroom yourself! And what about doin' it "doggie style"? Who doesn't love that, right? So for you and the many others like you, I thought it would be fun to share with you some of the sexy goodies with an animal element to them that you can find right here.

Animal-Inspired Sex Toys and Lingerie
You don't even need to be an animal lover to enjoy these picks! I've listed my fave animal-inspired items so that you can bring out the animal in you and get your freak on...without getting arrested or accused of heinous acts. *wink*
Remote Control Tiger Panty: You can have fun anywhere with this one! Love it!!
Wireless Vibe Zebra Panty: See above cuz' this one's just as hot!
Fur Handcuffs in Tiger Print: To help you tame your favorite beast.
Seahorse Triple Action Vibe: Fun for all your holes and naughty bits in one!
Pony Play Butt Plug: This bum toy's great for anal beginners and has an attached whip that also happens to look an awful lot like a ponytail when left dangling there. Strangely hot!
Deluxe Rabbit Pearl: Still one of my favorite vibes EVER!

Cheetah Fur Paddle:
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr...?

Back to School Fun for Adults
August 17, 2010

I can't believe that it's almost back-to-school time already! While watching summer nearing an end is a little heartbreaking, this time of year is a happy time for adults who have kids and miss the 'alone time' that school allows them. It can be hard to feel sexy and get yer' freak on when the kids are kicking around the house all day. Back to school means they'll be out of the house all day and busy with homework and in bed earlier on school nights so that you can relax and enjoy a little private time with yourself or your partner. I don't have kids myself but I sure am excited for those of you that do!

This post is all about back to school fun for adults and I'm going to offer up a few suggestions on how to make the most of any free time that you're about to come into.

When the Kids Are Away...
It's time to play! Taking advantage of the time you have away from the kids is important for your relationship and your sanity. Everyone needs to indulge a little and I'm all about finding even just a little bit of time to do something that feels good and keeps your juices flowing and your stress down. My suggestions for you;
Take the time to relax. Something as simple as lighting a deliciously scented candle and reading something erotic can work wonders on your overall mood. Try a long bath using some scented oil to encourage a little fantasy feast or pick up some massage oil and take turns giving each other a sensual massage if you're coupled up.

Watch a movie that isn't for the kids! All you need to enjoy a little porn is an hour or two and whether you do this solo or with a partner; watching an adult film is a great way to heat things up quick and get your release in a way that is strictly for grownups. A welcome change from all the Disney movies you may have had to endure over summer vacation!

Play with yourself! Seriously; masturbation is fun and healthy and something that you don't often get to do enjoy when the kids are home. Pick up a sex toy and play without fear of them walking in or even just get some great lube to enhance some finger fun if that's what you prefer. If you're looking for suggestions on some great toys for those precious moments without the kids, I recommend a finger vibes or eggs and bullets because they're discreet, easy to use and super powerful so you don't waste any of that precious time you have! Rabbit vibrators are also a great option because they give you so much bang for your buck and satisfy your insides as well as your clit. A guaranteed orgasm in a short period of time!
Play an adult game. You've spent the summer playing games with the kids, so now it's time to play games with your partner. There are loads of adult games to choose from that are not only sexually stimulating but also a great way to open the lines of sexual communication with your partner and keep things interesting. Try something simple like Dirty Dice or opt for an elaborate sex game like, Exploring Ultimate Fantasies. Either way, everyone's a winner!

Does Your Partner Suck at Oral? Do You??
August 13, 2010

Let's face it; oral sex is an acquired taste that also requires a certain amount of skill. As much as we may love getting it, not everyone is keen on giving it and those who are may not always be all that great at it. Where am I going with this? South of your border! I've got some ideas and suggestions that will help you give and get better oral sex so that you can enjoy lickee-dee-doo like you should deserve to! So whether you're not happy with the quality or quantity of oral sex in your life; I've got what you need!

For Those Who Don't Like to Go Down

If you don't like to go down on your partner or are involved with someone who doesn't enjoy it; there are things you can get to make oral sex easier on the palette and a little less icky overall. Flavored lubes will be your best friend if taste is your only issue with giving oral. Pick up flavored lubes, which come in flavors ranging from fruity to chocolaty, and you've got yourself the tastiest and sexiest treat around! These can be used on dicks, pussies and anywhere else you may want to slip your tongue! Flavored lubes I recommend: Banana Dickalicious, Doc's Cocktails Cosmopolitan flavor, and Lick Me Licker in Tropical Fruit.

Another alternative for those who find oral sex less than appetizing is flavored condoms. This is an especially great one for those of you who are especially icked out by oral because it offers flavor PLUS a barrier. And, of course, this is also a safer way to have oral and protect yourself from STIs, including HPV which is commonly transmitted through oral sex. Using a condom on a guy is a no-brainer. If you want to use it to go down on a woman; snip it up the center, open it up and place it over her pussy for a safe and tasty oral session. I recommend picking up a few of the Tastee's 3 Packs in different flavors so you can mix it up a little or find your favorite flavor. They've got banana, chocolate, mint and even grape flavored Tastee's! Yum!

For Those Who Aren't Getting Enough Oral

If you're craving oral but there's none insight, have no fear because there are plenty of sex toys to give you the feel of soft lips or a talented tongue-all without needing to have an actual partner!

Guys can enjoy the sensation of a hot blow job using masturbators that are shaped like mouths or even love dolls. And for all you insatiable ladies there are tongue toys that simulate oral so well that you'll wonder if any human partner can actually top them!

For the guys, I recommend: Cyberskin Cyber Suck, Lori Mouth (Sexy red lips AND cheap!!), and Electronic Stroke Master.

For the gals, my picks for the best oral sex toys are: The Tongue 2 Vibe (turns out it does get better than the original! Who'd have thunk??!), Tongue Tickler (Cheap and oh so good thanks to a nose that nuzzles you just right!), and Wallbanger Waterproof Tongue.

Funny, Sexy, Naughty - Gift Ideas for All Occasions
July 26, 2010

As I get older my love of shopping seems to be changing. Don't get me wrong, I still love to shop more than your average gal and could give a Tween a run for her money at the mall. What's changing is my new found love of one stop shopping and being able to find things for all kinds of occasions in one spot. After perusing the site this morning it occurred to me that with a little browsing and an open mind; one can find a gift for any occasion right here on this site! Yes, a sex toy site that's got something for everyone!

To show you just what I mean and give you a go-to list for the next time you need to buy a gift, I have listed several occasions that warrant gifts along with appropriate selections to help make your life a little easier.

Gifts for All Occasions

For the BBQ Host: Any one of these funny and sometimes naughty aprons make a great gift for a BBQ host or hostess or even for a housewarming party! Check out the Barbecue Buddy Grilling Apron that's bound to get some laughs! The "Where's the Beef??" Apron is another classic that a friend is sure to love. Or, bring your very own homemade pasta salad featuring a special ingredient that's sure to please: Booby Pasta!

Housewarming: I personally love coffee and have always thought that coffee mugs make a great little housewarming gift. There's just something about a hot cup of coffee that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy and it just says home to me. Anyway; these mugs are practical, hysterical and a little naughty which makes them a great housewarming gift idea; the Bachelor's Beer Mug is great for a guy moving into his first place or who's recently become a bachelor again and moved out. The My Best Friend Pecker Mug will give your best gal pal a giggle every time she drinks her coffee thanks to the lovely sentiment printed on the outside and the surprise pecker on the inside!

For the Newlyweds: Sex toys are always one of the first gift ideas for newlyweds that come to mind but, there are other cute ideas worth checking out too. I personally think the Inflatable Jumbo Ball and Chain is a funny-ha-ha idea for any guy celebrating his wedding. And for the Mrs, I recommend the New Husband Voodoo Doll that's sure to put a wicked smile on her face every time her new hubby gets out of line! (Just to be fair; there's a New Wife Voodoo Doll too)

Birthdays: Pretty much anything goes when it comes to birthdays, but these are a few of my favorite gift ideas for a birthday party. First is the Birthday Challenge Spinner Game that is so cheap and oh so fun! It's "The Drinking Game of Dares and Tomfoolery", don't ya' know!! I'm also a big fan of Penis Birthday Candles because from experience, it's hilarious how long it takes each guest to realize that the birthday girl is actually blowing little penises and not regular candles on her cake! (Seriously, you'd think they'd be really obvious!)

Learn How to Stimulate the G-Spot Right Here, Right Now
July 22, 2010

I am so sick of hearing endless stories about guys lookin' like lost puppies when it comes to finding a woman's G-spot. Seriously, it's not rocket science! Your penis may not be naturally curved to hit the magic spot but that doesn't mean it's mission impossible! With a little know how and in some cases, the right toy, finding the G-spot is easy. So, read on and learn how to find the G-spot and stimulate it for an experience that will confirm your standing as Lover of the Century!

What You're Looking For

Poke around all you want but until you know what it is that you're feeling around for you'll run the risk of irritating her! First, you need to know that the G-spot isn't deep inside-a common misconception. The G-spot is just inside the vagina along the front wall. What does the G-spot feel like? It's a ridged little spot that is about the size of a quarter and feels a lot like the little ridges on the roof of your mouth. Go ahead and have a feel right now.

How to Find the G-Spot

Now that you have an idea of what you're looking for and approximately where it is, it's time to learn the best way to find the G-spot. Start by having your gal lie on her back with a pillow under her butt. Have her bend her knees and spread her legs apart enough for you to get in there. Next, take your index and middle fingers and insert them slowly inside of her so that the pads of your fingers are facing up. Remember that you don't need to go in too deep to find it. Move slowly and feel around for a small bumpy and kinda' spongy spot. Don't be afraid to ask for a little help and have her tell you if you hit a spot that feels "different". Pressing down on her lower abdomen over where your fingers are can help you to feel it easier.

What to Do When You Find Her G-Spot

The best way to stiulate the G-spot is to curl your fingers in that "come here" sorta' way and just keep repeating it against the G-spot. This is a super sensitive spot that doesn't always feel great right off the bat so be sure to be gentle and only increase the speed or pressure of your strokes as she wants you to. Continue on and BAMN! A squirt-fest awaits!!

Making it Even Easier

G-spot sex toys can make finding and stimulating the G-spot a lot easier so, if you're on a mission to discover and conquer this mysterious spot, then consider one of these G-spot sex toys:

The Butterfly G Bliss Vibe is perfect for G-spot fun because it's not only shaped right for hitting the spot but it also offers clit stimulation at the same time - a winning combo if you want maximum results! TIP: Stimulating the clit can help arouse a gal enough so that her g-spot feels more prominent and easier to find.

The Classix Slim G and the Crystal Chic G are both no fuss-no muss G-spot vibrators that are easy to maneuver and known for no-brainer G-spot stimulation.

The Curve is not only an elegant toy that she'll absolutely love but it's also shaped for easy G-spot fun thanks to its ideal curve and handy-dandy little loop handle so you can get a good grip while you play.

The Flexems Bendable Flame may look a little odd but boy, does it sure get the job done! It's very flexible and able to bend in ways that you could only dream of! Its flexibility makes it a sure thing when it comes to finding and stimulating her magical spot.

FINAL TIPS:

. Take your time
. Listen to her
. Don't be afraid to use a toy if your finger isn't quite hitting the spot right
. Use lots of lube!
. If she says she feels like she needs to pee, then chances are that you've found the spot!

The Low Down on Penis Extensions
July 09, 2010

I can see how a guy may think that using a penis extension is somehow a cop-out or an insult to the size of his junk, but if you could just stop for a second and hear me out, you'll see that using a penis extension can actually be a compliment to your sack skills-no matter what size your package is.

While a penis extension does exactly that-add an extension to the penis-it doesn't mean that your penis isn't sufficient or even that you need the help of a piece of plastic to satisfy your woman. Adding some extra length and girth to the head of even the biggest dick is just like using any other sex toy in that it mixes things up a tad and offers something different from the usual. Does a woman need a super long or thick cock? As a woman, I can tell you the answer is no. Is it nice once in awhile to experiment with a new sensation? Hell yeah! That's what a penis extension does.

Not all penis extensions are made to only add some length. There are loads of them that give you something that no man has; external clit stimulators, pleasure nubs and even vibrating heads. They give you and your penis the power to pleasure a woman like a super sex toy! And by being willing to use one of these you're actually proving yourself as an even better lover because it shows that you're thinking of her and her pleasure; willing to try different things to heighten her pleasure. Ain't nothin' wrong with that my friend! Just imagine her delight when you surprise her with an extra sumthin'-sumthin'!

Now that you got the skinny on penis extensions, it's time to find out which ones to choose for your desired result. Here are my suggestions:

For a realistic extension: Try the 2 inch Penis Extension or the Latex Extension 4 inch for a little extra length that feels oh so real.

For some good vibrations for you and your partner: Give the 3 In 1 Vibrating X-tra Cock Penis System a go! Another great one is the Real Feel Penis Enhancer which is sure to equal some orgasmic fun for you and her.

For a clit-tastic time: Try the Pleasure Sleeve for Couples whose vibes will please the both of you. I also recommend the Pipedreams 2"penis Ext W/ Clit Stimulator Purple which not only add length but also stimulate her clit with its special ticklers at the same time. She'll love you for it!!

For maximum girth: If extreme thickness is what your partner craves, then try the Cyberskin 2" Xtra Thick Penis Extension. The Girth Enhancer will also get the job done just right.

For G-Spot Pleasure: Since a man's penis just isn't curved right to hit the G-spot effectively, the G-Spot Extension Clear will do the impossible for you. Wow - a G-spot orgasm for just over 5 bucks!

So, get over yourself and give one of these penis extensions a try. You've got nothing to lose and only rock hard erections and mind-blowing orgasms for her to gain!

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