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Valentines Mini-series: Chapter II - Some like it HOT for Valentine's Day
January 04, 2011

For those of you who think that the epitome of Valentine's Day romance is more about raunch than roses, this blog is for you! While I do like the odd sappy romantic gesture, I have to admit that my preference does tend to lean to the naughtier side of things. I think Valentine's Day provides us with the perfect excuse to pick up something sexier than ever and try something new when it comes to sex. What better day to live out a fantasy or encourage your lover to really let loose and try something that will blow their minds??

This post is all about sexy things to do this Valentine's Day, complete with the goodies to help you.
Try Some Role Play
Think "dirty doctor" or even "good cop bad cop"! Get you and your partner some sexy costumes so you can enjoy a Valentine's night like no other by playing make-believe. When it comes to role play, you really can be anyone and you'd be surprised to see just how easy it is to let go of your inhibitions when you're playing someone else!

Let Them Watch What They REALLY Want
There's no better way to get into the mood or even just open the lines of sexual communication than through a dirty DVD. Pick a DVD that relates to their deepest sexual fantasy and set the mood with some dim lighting and their favorite bevies and then pop in the movie and let nature take its course. Remember that you're choosing the movie for them, so keep your opinions to yourself and don't judge whether it's a DVD on girl-on-girl sex, group sex, or even humiliation.

Take the First Step to Exploring a Fantasy
If you and your lover have toyed with the idea of living out a certain naughty fantasy, then why not take this special day to get the ball rolling on making your most erotic fantasy a reality! Not sure where to begin? An instructional DVD or sex guide may be a good start. For instance, you can learn how to start swinging, plan an orgy, have a threesome or even explore spanking and bondage using instructional DVDs or books.

Explore Backdoor Pleasure
Men and women all wonder about anal play at some point or another. We know it feels good but may be a little gun-shy to give it a whirl. If you think that your partner might enjoy a little anal play, then an anal toy for a beginner may be a hot little gift for him or her this Valentine's Day! Anal beads are a fun and pretty start, as is a small butt plug. The Anal Teaser Kit in Pink would make a sexy Valentine's Gift for an anal play beginner too! And don't forget the lube!!!

Say Happy Valentine's Day with a New Sex Toy
Whether your lover has a trunk of sex toys or has only ever thought of owning a sex toy; getting him or her a sex toy for Valentine's Day is bound to be a pleaser! Don't skimp when it comes to your sex toy Valentine's Day gift and be sure to get them something that really shows how much you care about them...or at least their orgasm. *wink* Rabbit vibrators are always a no-brainer for the ladies. Or, if you're looking for something for the two of you to play with, then try a vibrating cock ring or remote controlled sex toy. Want something for him? Masturbators and pocket pussies are forever faves.

Hope I've managed to get your dirty little juices flowing and inspired you to really heat things up this Valentine's Day! Check in next week for some more sexy gift ideas for Valentine's Day.

Valentines Mini-series: Chapter I - It's Never Too Early for Some Valentine's Romance
December 30, 2010

I know-Santa's reindeer's skid marks are still warm and already I'm talkin' about Valentine's Day, right? The thing is that it's really never too early to start thinking of what to get your lover for this day dedicated to lovers. As a matter of fact, we all get so swamped with the stuff that got shoved aside for the holidays that we often forget to pick up a Valentine's gift which you know is always bad news. You don't need months of planning or oodles of cash to wow your special someone for Valentine's Day. The key is to shop early to make sure you have time to choose a gift so great that they don't notice that you didn't get reservations at their favorite restaurant or whisk them away for a romantic weekend. And better still, I'm going to offer you some truly no-brainer ideas as far as romantic gifts for Valentine's Day go.

3 Easy-Peazy Romantic Gift Ideas for Valentine's Day

Since romance is the idea here, check out these 3 super-easy, no-brainer, can't-possibly-go-wrong gift ideas for Valentine's Day:

Bed of Roses: Great for the lover on a budget, this kit comes with what you need to set the mood for romance in a way that will make your lover think you've gone out of your way and have been planning for ages! The set comes with 100 scented rose petals to spread over the bed or any other surface you plan to wow on. It also has tea lights and a special invitation card to give your lover. Got a few more bucks to spare? Then I totally recommend the Bed of Roses Deluxe Edition which comes with 200 petals, tea lights, invitation, a massager, edible chocolate massage oil, and more!

Earthly Delights Gift Tin by Kama Sutra: Your lover will feel like the most special and pampered person on Earth when they see/smell/taste/feel the goodies in this kit! This tin contains all you need to top off a night of romance this Valentine's Day: sweet almond massage oil, honey almond massage cream, the original oil of love, pleasure balm and sweet honeysuckle dust. It also comes with a feather applicator for the dust which also works great for teasing your lover. For truly decadent treat for Valentine's Day and any other day you want to make someone feel incredible, there's nothing like the Kama Sutra line.

Sea Salts Aphrodisia: A simple way to add instant romance to Valentine's Day is to cap off your night with a luxurious bath for the two of you or even just as a special treat for her. These Sea Salts smell amazing and also make the water a pretty turquoise blue while making her skin feel incredible. Light a few candles in the bathroom, add a glass or wine or bubbly and you'll have the happiest lover around this Valentine's Day!


There you have it! Planning a special Valentine's Day for your lover has never been so freakin' easy!

Not into "romance"? Then check back next week for some naughty Valentine's Day gift ideas featuring sex toys, kink, and a whole lot more!

Last Post Before Christmas - Sexy Kits for You Last Minute Christmas Shoppers
December 20, 2010

SUPER CHRISTMAS SALE!!!




As my last post before Christmas, I wanted to throw out some super easy and super sexy Christmas gift ideas for those of you who have left your shopping down to the wire and are scrambling to find something great for Christmas, and the rest of the year for that matter. This sexy and easy stuff I speak of is kits-all kinds of 'em.

The great thing about kits-aside from the fact that they take ALL the guesswork out of shopping for you-is that they offer versatility and a lot of bang for your buck. It doesn't matter what you and your lover are into because there's a kit for everyone: mixed sex toy kits, vibrator kits, massager kits, anal kits, and even bondage kits. You can find one that leans to the romantic side of the spectrum or go for the all-out raunch.

So, without further ado (because you only have a couple of days left!), here are a few kits that'll make sexy Christmas gifts or even be a great addition to your New Years Eve plans or winter getaway.

ROMANTIC KITS
Geisha's Secret Kit: This little kit has it all and in convenient travel sizes which are not only great for holiday travels but also for sampling the different products before committing to the full size versions. This kit includes exotic fruit massage oil and bath gel, grape-flavored edible lube, clit cream, and edible body powder that you apply with the included feather applicator.

Bed of Roses Deluxe Edition Kit: Your lover will think you've been planning this romantic Christmas for ages thanks to this kit that comes with all you could possibly need to impress a romance-loving partner. Packed in an elegant black satin bag, you get over 200 scented silk rose petals, rose scented bubble bath, edible gourmet chocolate massage oil, a massager, 4 tea lights, and even an invitation card. Get ready to score major brownie points with this sexy gift idea!

SEX TOY KITS
Heart Throb Love Kit: This sex toy kit is a nice mix of romantic and naughty! It comes with a vibrating cock ring, finger bullet vibe, vaginal tightening gel, oral sex cream, flavored condoms, enhancement gel, and even a naughty scratch card!

Bullets Galore Kit: This kit is made up of 3 powerful bullets in different sizes and 3 different jelly enhancement sleeves so you can really mix it up! And, bullets are fun to use on ALL of your erogenous zones regardless of your sex.

ANAL KITS
Anal Teaser Kit: This kit is great if you and your partner are just starting to explore anal pleasure. It comes with one mini vibe and 3 jelly sleeves made for anal play.

AE Anal Adventure Kit: The ultra slim mini vibe is perfect for the anal beginner and the 2 extra sleeves are there to help the beginner move his or her way on up!

VIBRATOR KITS
Bedroom Party Pack: What more could a gal ask for this Christmas than a 7 inch vibrator and 7 jelly vibrator sleeves that offer up everything from G-spot stimulation to anal fun! It's also cute and colorful too!

Couples Collection Kit: This is a vibrator kit and then some! You get: a 6 inch waterproof multi-speed vibe with 2 jelly sleeves, a mini massager with 4 different tips, a jelly g-spot sleeve, a cock ring, a cock sleeve, and if that weren't enough, you also get samples of lube, sex toy cleaner, chocolate body topping, and warming massage oil. A Merry Christmas indeed!

MASSAGERS
InfraRed Massager Kit: I've actually had the pleasure of reviewing this one and have owned and used my kit for a couple of years now. It is awesome!! While I'm sure it can easily be used for naughty pleasures, it is in fact a great massager that will help you relax and even ease sore and stiff muscles. Love it!

Aphrodite Rechargeable Massager: You can't go wrong with a massager made by the Berman Institute! This kit can be used for relaxation and stiff muscles or for sexual pleasure. A very versatile Christmas gift to say the least!

BONDAGE KIT
Beginners Bondage Kit: Get everything you need for your foray into the world of bondage with this kit. It's seriously got it all from blindfold to restraints and even warming gel for teasing.

FF Extreme Compliance Kit: Perfect for the seasoned pro, the Extreme Compliance kit has EVERYTHING you need to keep your sub in line this Christmas and always.

Merry Christmas!
How to Make it A Naughty Christmas
December 14, 2010

SUPER CHRISTMAS SALE!!!



Can you believe that we're less than 2 weeks away from Christmas?? This feels like it's coming especially fast this year! Where has the time gone?? Since we're getting to crunch time now, I wanted to write about some no-brainer Christmas goodies with a naughty twist. What makes these total "no-brainers" is that they are Christmas-specific so you know you can't go wrong. There's no guesswork and no wondering if they're a good idea for Christmas 'cuz' they were made just for Christmas - easy peasy! Make it a naughty Christmas without having to think too hard thanks to me and my list!

What we've got are Christmassy sex toys, gift wrap and gift bags, and even Christmas decorations and stocking stuffers. And yes - they're ALL a little naughty. So let's get started seeing as how we're almost out of time!

CHRISTMAS SEX TOYS

Santa's Lil' Helper Spot Vibe: A red and white candy cane-esque G-spot vibe that will give like Santa the whole year through!

Don Wands Candy Cane Glass Dildo: This decadent glass dildo looks just like a candy cane and gives you pleasure that can only come from a glass sex toy. Run it under warm water to heat up a cold night or cool it down for some spine tingling fun!

Candy Pak Glass Candy Cane & Stocking: This candy cane glass dildo set comes complete a stocking to put it in, some lube, and some mistletoe-not that you'll need it in order to get some action! It doesn't get sexier or more Christmassy than that!

Reflections Candy Cane Vibrator: This little glass candy cane vibrator gives you the luxurious feel of glass with the powerful vibrations you expect from a Doc Johnson vibe. The tip is curved just right for some G-spot fun for Christmas and every other day!

SEXY (AND FUNNY) STOCKING STUFFERS

Mrs.Claus and Her Candy Cane: This cheesy little wind-up toy is the perfect little stocking stuffer for your favorite funny guy! Juts wind her up and watch her go to Christmas town with her candy cane vibe.

Naughty Secret Santa Tingle Gele Peppermint: I would love one of these in my stocking!! This jar of peppermint tingle gelee also comes with a vibrating cock ring so you can enjoy a buzz with a cool tingly treat this Christmas! And, it's great for him or her...or them. *wink*

12 Nights Of Christmas Pillow Packs: These motion lotion pillow packs will make your 12 days of Christmas merrier than ever or use them to ring in the first 12 nights of the New Year.

CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS WITH A NAUGHTY TWIST

Boobie X-Mas Ornament: You can get these boobie-shaped ornaments in red and green. Hang 'em on your tree or use them along with condoms to decorate a wreath for your sexiest friend!

Pecker X-Mas ornament: It ain't a XXX-Mas without a pecker-shaped ornament! Hang one up or dangle it from a package for a dirty lil' twist on Christmas!

X-Mas Tree with 24 Naughty Ornaments: Naked Santa, fucking gingerbread men, and a penis-shaped stocking are just a few of the naughty ornaments you get with this tree! Fa-la-la-la-la!!

GIFT WRAP AND BAGS FOR SEXY GIFT GIVING

Christmas Balls Penis Gift Wrap: Deck the halls with, well, balls!

Christmas Balls Boobies Gift Wrap: Who wouldn't want to receive a Christmas gift wrapped in boobie paper?!

Mr. & Mrs. Santa Having Sex Gift Wrap: Even Santa likes it nasty sometimes! This gift wrap is AWESOME!

The Funniest and Most Awesome Gifts to Give Your Brotha' from Anotha' Brotha'
December 07, 2010

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I know that a straight guy may find it hard to believe that you could get some really cool Christmas toys for your guy friends on a sex toy, but it's true! Seriously!!

The cool thing about buying your buds gifts from an adult site is that they're packed with all kinds of adult novelties which means uncensored, dirty, disgusting, and hilarious gifts. Throw in one or two that encourage drinking and not only have you got an awesome present for your friend but you'll benefit from it too - just have your camera ready cuz' the opportunity to get some blackmail pics for later is HIGH if there's enough beer involved.

I've taken it upon myself to find the most awesome gifts for your guy friends EVER. They're all inexpensive and sure to get a few good laughs. Will they get your pal laid? Some of them just might, but you'll have to skim the list to see...

Adrie's Picks for the Most Effin' Hilarious Gifts for Your Guy Friends

Wondering what makes me such an expert on what your straight guy friends will like? It's a combination of things: being raised in a house with two brothers, a super macho dad and a grandfather with awesome senses of humor, and jobs spent working closely with men and being just foul-mouthed enough that they never felt the need to censor themselves just cuz' there was a "lady present". Add to that thousands of hours logged watching porn and the fact that I have the sense of humor of a frat boy or sailor, and I'd say I'm a fucken pro at what straight guys will find hilarious. Now, here are my suggestions:

Inflatable Talking Sheep: Tell me your buddies wouldn't die laughing after receiving and inflatable sex sheep for Christmas! It's got a strategically placed hole and action-activated sound! Just think of the gestures you could use to get that thing baaing and your friends on the floor in tears of laughter!

Boobie Dodge Ball: Did your friend love the movie Dodge Ball with Vince Vaughan and Ben Stiller? Of course he did - that's some hilarious shit! I'm guessing that same friend loves tits or at the very least finds them amusing, right? Then you really can't go wrong with this very inexpensive boob-shaped dodge ball. Think of the endless hours of enjoyment he'll have playing with it and you'll have whipping it at him! Classic.

Boobie Water Gun: Is it a little juvenile? Hell ya! But funny nonetheless! Pick up a few of these for your next party and go nuts cuz' there's nothing funnier than a bunch of grown men ducking behind furniture and rolling all Starsky and Hutch-style across the room trying to get away from the spray of a boob-shaped water gun!

Merry Fucking Christmas Candy: Nothing says you care like a box of Merry Fucking Christmas Candy. Great for satisfying the munchies too. *wink*

1000 Drinking Games: Just add a case of beer or a bottle of JD and he'll be your buddy for life.

Batman XXX - A Porn Parody: Guys love Batman and they love porn. 'Nuff said.

A Hairy Pussy: Just in case the sheep isn't his thing or if he's been going through a bit of a dry spell, this Penthouse Hairy Pussy Anniversary Edition is pocket sized and funny enough to give as a gag gift but realistic enough that he can use it if he wants to. And it's by Penthouse, so you know you're getting your pal the Cadillac of pocket pussies! You are a GREAT friend!!

Now go drink beer, scratch your balls and so a little shopping for the guys!

Sexy Gifts For Him: A Gift Basket With More Raunch Than Romance
December 01, 2010

SUPER THANKSGIVING AND CHRISTMAS SALE!!!



After covering great gift baskets for women-single and taken-it's only fitting that I offer up some equally great gift ideas for him. Truth be told, I am actually really enjoying this post as I do love choosing gifts for someone who is more likely to appreciate a little raunch over romance, as men tend to. God bless 'em.

The key to putting together a gift basket for the guy in your life starts off with the same advice that I gave when I wrote about creating a gift basket for her, and that is to keep his likes in mind when choosing the goodies. Just because you may long for romance doesn't mean that he does. And, since this gift basket is all about him, you really do need to focus on the things that will make him happy even if that means a little less love and a lot more lewd.

Putting Together a Gift Basket for Him

A great point to keep in mind whenever choosing sexy gifts for a man is that men are visual creatures by nature. This is not to say that a man wouldn't enjoy a book of sex stories, but the reality is that most would prefer to see the sex then merely imagine it. Ah, the perfect segway into my list of goodies to fill a gift basket for him with. Here goes:

DVDs: What better for our sexy visual creature than some sexy visual stimuli? Choosing an adult DVD for your guy isn't brain surgery, as chances are he'll just be thrilled that you're encouraging his love of porn! But, try to think of what sort of thing turns him on when choosing the DVD, whether you find it arousing or not. That means if he's into latex fetish porn or even if his idea of hot is a WKRP in Cincinnati porno rip-off , that's what you should look for.

Masturbators and Pocket Pussies: You know your guy jerks off-we all do. So, if you're gonna give him a hot DVD then why not throw in just what he'll need to work his magic while watching. Sure, he's always got his hand, but a masturbation toy adds a certain little something that his hand can't. Try one of these: The Fleshlight (a tried and true fave amongst cocks the world over!), Aria Cock Pleaser, and Deep Throat Stroker

Lube: Whether to use on you or use when he's playing with the "palm sisters", lube is a must in his gift basket. I recommend choosing an assortment that includes a sampling of different kinds of lubes, like regular lube, warming lube and even refreshingly cooling lube.

Something Playful: Raunch is great but, don't forget to throw in a little something playful too. Tis' the season after all! I suggest something like sexy coupons, dirty dice or even a fun sex game that you think he'd get a kick out of. When choosing a game as a sexy gift for him, be sure to choose something that is just as easy as it is fun because the last thing your guy needs is a complicated game that makes the time drag. Let him get to the good stuff ASAP!

Edible Undies: Yes, you did read that right! Edible undies may be a tad cheesy or cliche but they remain a favorite whether as a gag gift or otherwise. The great thing about the edible undies-aside from the massive belly laughs they're bound to cause-is that while they are for him to wear, they are for you to eat. Get it? *wink*

Hope that these sexy gift ideas for your man's naughty gift basket have inspired you to make your own. As long as you make it with an open mind and keep his wants at the forefront when compiling the goodies for the basket, then you're sure to have a winning combo on your hands. And, if you're finding my suggestions to tame, then feel free to raunch it up with some anal sex toys, a promise to master the prostate massage or even a game for groups of naughty people if branching out is what you're cool with! The dirtier the better my saucy gift-giver!!

Happy Holidays!
Romantic Gift Ideas for Her This Christmas
November 24, 2010

SUPER THANKSGIVING AND CHRISTMAS SALE!!!



If you're looking for romantic gift ideas for her this Christmas then you are in luck because I am going to help you put together a personalized gift that will warm her cockles and likely get yours some action too! I'm talking about a romantic gift basket that you can cater to her wants and desires, making you seem like the most wonderful/considerate/amazing guy in the world this Christmas.


Getting Started

The first thing you're gonna need-duh!-is a basket. Pick any basket of ample size so that you have the space you need to fill it with her favorite goodies. And, don't worry about it being too big cuz there's always basket filler if need be. Choose something pretty that she can re-use at home if she likes. (I personally love decorative metal baskets.)

Next you want to cover a few basics. Since this is all about "romantic gift ideas for her", there are a few items that are a must in your basket, like a small bottle of champagne and a romantic card. Make it a really smooshy and sentimental one for extra brownie points! Now, onto the romantic-but-very-sexy goodies...

Remember that these are just suggestions that I am offering but they should give you the general idea of the kinds of things to include in your basket. Be sure to choose based on what you believe she'll really love.


Lingerie: Resist the urge to choose something too overt that screams "I got you this so you'll fuck me." Make it pretty and somewhat practical, like a sexy chemise that she can sleep in. Choose a luxurious fabric that feels great against the skin and save the leather and PVC for another time. My lingerie picks: Mesh Chemise & G-String, Chemise & Thong w/ embroidery detail, Babydoll Thong Bag W/petal White (SO pretty!)


Bath Goodies: What woman doesn't love a long sensual hot bath? The Kama Sutra line of oils and bath goodies is my absolute fave because their products are so rich and luxurious. Try one of the many Oils of Love in scents like Vanilla Creme, Strawberry and Tropical Mango-just to name a few. They also have incredible little sensual kits and other bath products, like bath salts. Did I mention most of their stuff is edible and very tasty? *wink*


Scented Massage Candle: An absolutely delish scented candle to accompany her special bath is a must. I suggest one of the many massage oil candles because they not only smell great but are also decadent massage oil once melted. It's like two romantic gifts for her in one. For the most soothing effect, try Lava Lotion Lavender, Massage Candle Desire Vanilla, Tantric Soy Candle in Passion Fruit.

Great Extras: These are a few really great extras worth throwing in if you have a little extra space in your basket to fill. The first is the Pleasure Mitt Deluxe Pink, which is a soft jelly massage mit for use in or out of the bath. It feels great! Next, I think the I Rub My Duckie Paris is a sweet and kinda' funny little extra. It puts a sexy spin on the usual rubber duckie by offering some really intense vibration. She can use it to relax her stiff muscles or for some erotic fun! And finally, no romantic gift basket or Christmas celebration would be complete without some chocolate. Depending on what your lady enjoys, you can buy some of her favorite chocolate or opt for chocolate with a naughty edge, like chocolate treats in the shape of a penis or perhaps some chocolate whip cream for some erotic fun to help her get all dirty before her bath! Throw in some chocloate body paint and she just may invite you in for some artistic experimentation!

**Remember that all of these suggestions come in various flavors and colors so you can pick and choose according to what she loves for the ultimate romantic gift idea for her!

Happy Shopping!!
The Ultimate Single Girl's Gift Basket - Peek at What I Put in Mine
November 21, 2010

I was thinking about my single days today and realizing how easy it is to become one of those smug marrieds who seem to forget what it's like to be single and forget about her single friends. I don't want to be that person and, in fact, would like to be the one who rises above marital bliss long enough to celebrate my single friends and remind them that as wonderful as it is to have someone amazing in your life, you shouldn't forget how great it is to be you AND single. Where am I going with this? Well, in having all of these thoughts, I set my sights to fun ways to celebrate my single friends this holiday season. That's when I came up with the ultimate single girl gift basket idea!

I think that filling a basket with fun and flirty goodies for your favorite single friend is a great way to say you care...and envy her a little sometimes. You can cater the basket to her specific tastes and throw in some things that only she would get, like a mini condom just like the one she sent you (me!) in a letter one summer while you were away in Europe, or a blow up doll that resembles her ex or caters to her love of construction men...or firemen...or even President Obama! The basket is your oyster and you can do with it as you please! This means that you could give all your single friends the ultimate single girl's gift basket and personalize each one. How fun is that??

Here's a peek at what I'm putting in my basket. Hopefully it'll give you some great ideas for your friends and inspire you to say you care with sex toys, lotions and potions, and other funny/sexy/crazy items this Christmas.

My Ultimate Single Girl's Gift Basket

Kama Sutra's Oil of Love in Vanilla Creme: This has always been my favorite indulgence for bath time and sexy time! A couple drops in the bath make the water smell great and your skin feel incredible. Perfect for those who actually still have time for a long relaxing bath.

Condoms: Every single girl MUST have condoms on hand. I don't want my friend wrapping any of her lips around a strange guy's dick without some sort of safety barrier! So, I'm adding a 3 pack of my favorite Durex Love condoms as well as a pack of Endurance Spearmint Flavored condoms for dates with guys worthy of some oral action. (They'll leave you minty fresh even after oral!)

Berman Romeo G-Spot Vibe: This is my go-to vibe for G-spot play. A gal shouldn't have to wait for a guy to find her G-spot when she can pull Romeo out of her goody drawer and do it herself!

Bullet 80mm Vibe: Everyone should have a compact, no fuss no muss go-to vibrator that packs a mean punch and gets you off fast. This one does that...and it's shiny. *smile*

Sexy Bra and Panty Set: This was chosen for my plus sized friend because I think it's a sin how hard it is to find sexy bras and panties for big girls in stores. This is a sexy underwire bra with matching panties that are anything but your grandma's panties. And even better - the set is under $20 which makes it way cheaper than any set you'll ever find in a plus size shop!

Best Friend Pecker Mug: I just had to throw in a cheesy gag gift that refers to the fact that she's my BFF! This mug has a pecker in it. I couldn't ask for more.

Bling in the Holidays
November 09, 2010

The holidays are all about bling. What other time of year can you go nuts on the sparkle without looking like a Solid Gold dancer on crack? That's what I love about this time of year - being all about the bling without looking too nuts!
I've had a peek around to find the blingiest, shiniest, sparkliest and, of course, the sexiest goodies I can find for you or for someone special. Take a look!

Sparkly Pleasure

What more could a gal ask for than to give or receive the gift of sparkle and orgasm over the holidays! The Flex Tongue Sparkle gives you an oral-like experience while the Sparkle Softees G offers up some mind-blowing G-spot play. And, the All That Glitters Pleasure Set gives you bling and climactic goodness several times over thanks to a great little vibe and 2 hot sleeves. And for couples; the Glitter Jelly Vibro Ring will make for a VERY Merry XXX-Mas!

Pretty, Glittery Little Things

My favorites pretty little things this season happen to be as sexy as they are shiny. First off, there's nothing prettier or more erotic than surprising someone with bling in all the right places which is why I am in lust with the Cleopatra Clit Clip Crystal Clear. Adorning the nipples is another way to add a little extra sparkle to a holiday outfit that only you and select few will see. Check out the Tit Arouser in silver and gold for a naughty little treat. And, you don't need to have pierced nipples to enjoy these either. And, if you want even more shine, then I think the Babydoll Bow Tie, Thong & Game Silver may be worth a look. This sexy little silver number fits like a second skin and comes with a naughty game for some hot fun on a cold night. Finally, since nothing says Christmas more than sequins, I couldn't resist but mention the Red Sequined Panty & Pasties Set which I personally think looks delish with a Santa hat and some heels. *wink*

Sex Toys that Light Up Like a Christmas Tree

There's nothing more priceless than the look on someone's face when you give them a light up vibrator or sex toy for Christmas which I why I just had to mention these toys. While there are loads of light up sex toys that you can choose from, I have narrowed it down to my 3 faves: The Wicked Lights Stormy Vibro Dong that lights up and strobes, Teagan's Jelly Bendie Missle has got a flashing red light at the head that is very reminiscent of Rudolph's red nose, and my absolute fave is the Hyper Bunny. My love of rabbit vibrators is no secret and this one is awesome and offers up a light show with your orgasm. Love it!!

My Sexy Christmas Wants List - The Early Edition
November 02, 2010

I know that Halloween has just barely passed and that Thanksgiving is still around the corner for my American friends, but here in Canada with these two occasions gone and November finally here, I can't help but start setting my sights to Christmas! Yes, I said Christmas. Ho-ho-ho and fa-la-la-la-la! As juvenile as it may seem to some, I still write a wish list for Christmas. First of all, it's fun and a great way to get into the spirit and it's also a great way to get what you actually want for Christmas and avoid things like tools and electronics-of the hardware variety that is.

I've already started my PG-rated list which is the one that goes out to my family and fainthearted friends, so now it's time to get crackin' on the naughty one which goes to my hubby and sits here on this site for my readers (adoring fans) and generous editors and sex toy clients to see. This is the list where I choose the latest must-have goodies in the sex toy world, sexy stocking stuffers, sex toys that I'm simply just curious about, and on occasion, a toy to replace one that I've, um, worn out.

Have a peek at my sexy Christmas gift list and see if there's anything that you might wanna steal for your list...

My Sexy Christmas Gift Picks

Nea White or Nea black: These are still, as far as I'm concerned, the most elegant looking vibrators around. They're curved to perfection, purr like magic and just look and feel incredible! Would love a replacement for mine, which seems to have gone missing, and am sure that any woman would LOVE this for Christmas.
4 Play Rabbit Vibe: I want this one for a few reasons; I've heard great things about it, it's got different heads so you can mix it up, and a girl always needs a good rabbit vibrator in her toy box.

Voice Activated Rabbit: I will happily take one of these in any style: Rabbit, Hunk or Slim & Sultry. A voice activated vibrator is a fucking dream come true for a screamer like myself! This is definitely one that's on my list for curiosity's sake.

Pink Kink Kit: What can I say? It's pink and kinky and a great way to get freaky when you're curious about bondage.
SEXY STOCKING STUFFERS I WANT THIS CHRISTMAS

Santa's Lil' Helper Spot Vibe: It's a candy-cane colored g-spot vibe that also offers quite the buzz as far as clit stimulation goes thanks to the same g-spot friendly curved tip. Perfect stocking stuffer!

Absolutely Angelic Waterproof Bullet: I love an aesthetically pleasing toy that is also compact and super powerful like this one. It's a no fuss, no muss toy for getting off quick and right when you're short on time and high on arousal (which seems to happen to me at around 3 o'clock every afternoon when I'm trying to write!).

Body Shimmer Sunkissed Gold: This is the one time of year where you can never be too shimmery or sparkly and this stuff really delivers when it comes to giving your skin a hint of shimmer and a radiant glow. I like it on my legs and decolletage both in and out of the bedroom.

BONUS SEXY GIFT IDEA FOR CHRISTMAS LOVERS:

The Santa's Coming Bag is one of the coolest Christmas-themed adult gift ideas that I have stumbled across in a long time! It's got everything AND is as Christmassy as a sexy kit can get with goodies like a cockring, butt plug, finger vibe, and vibrating egg-all in holiday-appropriate colors! Then there are the various lotions and potions and finally, the super cute stocking shaped carry bag! So worth checking out! Did I mention it's on sale right now?? Awesome gift idea for a couple or your lover, fo' sho'!

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