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Now before you get your panties in a twist and gasp; this blog is NOT about bestiality and I am in no way suggesting that you go out and have sex with anything other than a human...or a sex toy. What I'm actually talking about is the allure of animal prints and how you can incorporate the sexiness of a tiger or energy of a bunny into your sex life. That's all. No need to call the fuzz or report me to PETA!

The world of sex toys has really managed to bring animals and sex together in a way that is anything but offensive thanks to the use of not only animal prints but other creative uses for animal-inspired items as well. You've got vibrators with rabbit, beaver and even dolphin shaped clit stimulators, movies, and accessories for those into pony play, and collars and leashes for those into BDSM. If you can imagine it, then it's likely out there already!

You don't need to be a sex fiend to see the allure of animal-inspired adult toys and lingerie. As a matter of fact, people have forever found tigers and other wild animals to be somehow sexy. Chances are that you've purred, meowed or even roared a time or two in the bedroom yourself! And what about doin' it "doggie style"? Who doesn't love that, right? So for you and the many others like you, I thought it would be fun to share with you some of the sexy goodies with an animal element to them that you can find right here.

Animal-Inspired Sex Toys and Lingerie
You don't even need to be an animal lover to enjoy these picks! I've listed my fave animal-inspired items so that you can bring out the animal in you and get your freak on...without getting arrested or accused of heinous acts. *wink*
Remote Control Tiger Panty: You can have fun anywhere with this one! Love it!!
Wireless Vibe Zebra Panty: See above cuz' this one's just as hot!
Fur Handcuffs in Tiger Print: To help you tame your favorite beast.
Seahorse Triple Action Vibe: Fun for all your holes and naughty bits in one!
Pony Play Butt Plug: This bum toy's great for anal beginners and has an attached whip that also happens to look an awful lot like a ponytail when left dangling there. Strangely hot!
Deluxe Rabbit Pearl: Still one of my favorite vibes EVER!

Cheetah Fur Paddle: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr...?

I can't believe that it's almost back-to-school time already! While watching summer nearing an end is a little heartbreaking, this time of year is a happy time for adults who have kids and miss the 'alone time' that school allows them. It can be hard to feel sexy and get yer' freak on when the kids are kicking around the house all day. Back to school means they'll be out of the house all day and busy with homework and in bed earlier on school nights so that you can relax and enjoy a little private time with yourself or your partner. I don't have kids myself but I sure am excited for those of you that do!

This post is all about back to school fun for adults and I'm going to offer up a few suggestions on how to make the most of any free time that you're about to come into.

When the Kids Are Away...
It's time to play! Taking advantage of the time you have away from the kids is important for your relationship and your sanity. Everyone needs to indulge a little and I'm all about finding even just a little bit of time to do something that feels good and keeps your juices flowing and your stress down. My suggestions for you;
Take the time to relax. Something as simple as lighting a deliciously scented candle and reading something erotic can work wonders on your overall mood. Try a long bath using some scented oil to encourage a little fantasy feast or pick up some massage oil and take turns giving each other a sensual massage if you're coupled up.

Watch a movie that isn't for the kids! All you need to enjoy a little porn is an hour or two and whether you do this solo or with a partner; watching an adult film is a great way to heat things up quick and get your release in a way that is strictly for grownups. A welcome change from all the Disney movies you may have had to endure over summer vacation!

Play with yourself! Seriously; masturbation is fun and healthy and something that you don't often get to do enjoy when the kids are home. Pick up a sex toy and play without fear of them walking in or even just get some great lube to enhance some finger fun if that's what you prefer. If you're looking for suggestions on some great toys for those precious moments without the kids, I recommend a finger vibes or eggs and bullets because they're discreet, easy to use and super powerful so you don't waste any of that precious time you have! Rabbit vibrators are also a great option because they give you so much bang for your buck and satisfy your insides as well as your clit. A guaranteed orgasm in a short period of time!
Play an adult game. You've spent the summer playing games with the kids, so now it's time to play games with your partner. There are loads of adult games to choose from that are not only sexually stimulating but also a great way to open the lines of sexual communication with your partner and keep things interesting. Try something simple like Dirty Dice or opt for an elaborate sex game like, Exploring Ultimate Fantasies. Either way, everyone's a winner!

Let's face it; oral sex is an acquired taste that also requires a certain amount of skill. As much as we may love getting it, not everyone is keen on giving it and those who are may not always be all that great at it. Where am I going with this? South of your border! I've got some ideas and suggestions that will help you give and get better oral sex so that you can enjoy lickee-dee-doo like you should deserve to! So whether you're not happy with the quality or quantity of oral sex in your life; I've got what you need!

For Those Who Don't Like to Go Down

If you don't like to go down on your partner or are involved with someone who doesn't enjoy it; there are things you can get to make oral sex easier on the palette and a little less icky overall. Flavored lubes will be your best friend if taste is your only issue with giving oral. Pick up flavored lubes, which come in flavors ranging from fruity to chocolaty, and you've got yourself the tastiest and sexiest treat around! These can be used on dicks, pussies and anywhere else you may want to slip your tongue! Flavored lubes I recommend: Banana Dickalicious, Doc's Cocktails Cosmopolitan flavor, and Lick Me Licker in Tropical Fruit.

Another alternative for those who find oral sex less than appetizing is flavored condoms. This is an especially great one for those of you who are especially icked out by oral because it offers flavor PLUS a barrier. And, of course, this is also a safer way to have oral and protect yourself from STIs, including HPV which is commonly transmitted through oral sex. Using a condom on a guy is a no-brainer. If you want to use it to go down on a woman; snip it up the center, open it up and place it over her pussy for a safe and tasty oral session. I recommend picking up a few of the Tastee's 3 Packs in different flavors so you can mix it up a little or find your favorite flavor. They've got banana, chocolate, mint and even grape flavored Tastee's! Yum!

For Those Who Aren't Getting Enough Oral

If you're craving oral but there's none insight, have no fear because there are plenty of sex toys to give you the feel of soft lips or a talented tongue-all without needing to have an actual partner!

Guys can enjoy the sensation of a hot blow job using masturbators that are shaped like mouths or even love dolls. And for all you insatiable ladies there are tongue toys that simulate oral so well that you'll wonder if any human partner can actually top them!

For the guys, I recommend: Cyberskin Cyber Suck, Lori Mouth (Sexy red lips AND cheap!!), and Electronic Stroke Master.

For the gals, my picks for the best oral sex toys are: The Tongue 2 Vibe (turns out it does get better than the original! Who'd have thunk??!), Tongue Tickler (Cheap and oh so good thanks to a nose that nuzzles you just right!), and Wallbanger Waterproof Tongue.

As I get older my love of shopping seems to be changing. Don't get me wrong, I still love to shop more than your average gal and could give a Tween a run for her money at the mall. What's changing is my new found love of one stop shopping and being able to find things for all kinds of occasions in one spot. After perusing the site this morning it occurred to me that with a little browsing and an open mind; one can find a gift for any occasion right here on this site! Yes, a sex toy site that's got something for everyone!

To show you just what I mean and give you a go-to list for the next time you need to buy a gift, I have listed several occasions that warrant gifts along with appropriate selections to help make your life a little easier.

Gifts for All Occasions

For the BBQ Host: Any one of these funny and sometimes naughty aprons make a great gift for a BBQ host or hostess or even for a housewarming party! Check out the Barbecue Buddy Grilling Apron that's bound to get some laughs! The "Where's the Beef??" Apron is another classic that a friend is sure to love. Or, bring your very own homemade pasta salad featuring a special ingredient that's sure to please: Booby Pasta!

Housewarming: I personally love coffee and have always thought that coffee mugs make a great little housewarming gift. There's just something about a hot cup of coffee that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy and it just says home to me. Anyway; these mugs are practical, hysterical and a little naughty which makes them a great housewarming gift idea; the Bachelor's Beer Mug is great for a guy moving into his first place or who's recently become a bachelor again and moved out. The My Best Friend Pecker Mug will give your best gal pal a giggle every time she drinks her coffee thanks to the lovely sentiment printed on the outside and the surprise pecker on the inside!

For the Newlyweds: Sex toys are always one of the first gift ideas for newlyweds that come to mind but, there are other cute ideas worth checking out too. I personally think the Inflatable Jumbo Ball and Chain is a funny-ha-ha idea for any guy celebrating his wedding. And for the Mrs, I recommend the New Husband Voodoo Doll that's sure to put a wicked smile on her face every time her new hubby gets out of line! (Just to be fair; there's a New Wife Voodoo Doll too)

Birthdays: Pretty much anything goes when it comes to birthdays, but these are a few of my favorite gift ideas for a birthday party. First is the Birthday Challenge Spinner Game that is so cheap and oh so fun! It's "The Drinking Game of Dares and Tomfoolery", don't ya' know!! I'm also a big fan of Penis Birthday Candles because from experience, it's hilarious how long it takes each guest to realize that the birthday girl is actually blowing little penises and not regular candles on her cake! (Seriously, you'd think they'd be really obvious!)

I am so sick of hearing endless stories about guys lookin' like lost puppies when it comes to finding a woman's G-spot. Seriously, it's not rocket science! Your penis may not be naturally curved to hit the magic spot but that doesn't mean it's mission impossible! With a little know how and in some cases, the right toy, finding the G-spot is easy. So, read on and learn how to find the G-spot and stimulate it for an experience that will confirm your standing as Lover of the Century!

What You're Looking For

Poke around all you want but until you know what it is that you're feeling around for you'll run the risk of irritating her! First, you need to know that the G-spot isn't deep inside-a common misconception. The G-spot is just inside the vagina along the front wall. What does the G-spot feel like? It's a ridged little spot that is about the size of a quarter and feels a lot like the little ridges on the roof of your mouth. Go ahead and have a feel right now.

How to Find the G-Spot

Now that you have an idea of what you're looking for and approximately where it is, it's time to learn the best way to find the G-spot. Start by having your gal lie on her back with a pillow under her butt. Have her bend her knees and spread her legs apart enough for you to get in there. Next, take your index and middle fingers and insert them slowly inside of her so that the pads of your fingers are facing up. Remember that you don't need to go in too deep to find it. Move slowly and feel around for a small bumpy and kinda' spongy spot. Don't be afraid to ask for a little help and have her tell you if you hit a spot that feels "different". Pressing down on her lower abdomen over where your fingers are can help you to feel it easier.

What to Do When You Find Her G-Spot

The best way to stiulate the G-spot is to curl your fingers in that "come here" sorta' way and just keep repeating it against the G-spot. This is a super sensitive spot that doesn't always feel great right off the bat so be sure to be gentle and only increase the speed or pressure of your strokes as she wants you to. Continue on and BAMN! A squirt-fest awaits!!

Making it Even Easier

G-spot sex toys can make finding and stimulating the G-spot a lot easier so, if you're on a mission to discover and conquer this mysterious spot, then consider one of these G-spot sex toys:

The Butterfly G Bliss Vibe is perfect for G-spot fun because it's not only shaped right for hitting the spot but it also offers clit stimulation at the same time - a winning combo if you want maximum results! TIP: Stimulating the clit can help arouse a gal enough so that her g-spot feels more prominent and easier to find.

The Classix Slim G and the Crystal Chic G are both no fuss-no muss G-spot vibrators that are easy to maneuver and known for no-brainer G-spot stimulation.

The Curve is not only an elegant toy that she'll absolutely love but it's also shaped for easy G-spot fun thanks to its ideal curve and handy-dandy little loop handle so you can get a good grip while you play.

The Flexems Bendable Flame may look a little odd but boy, does it sure get the job done! It's very flexible and able to bend in ways that you could only dream of! Its flexibility makes it a sure thing when it comes to finding and stimulating her magical spot.

FINAL TIPS:

. Take your time
. Listen to her
. Don't be afraid to use a toy if your finger isn't quite hitting the spot right
. Use lots of lube!
. If she says she feels like she needs to pee, then chances are that you've found the spot!

I can see how a guy may think that using a penis extension is somehow a cop-out or an insult to the size of his junk, but if you could just stop for a second and hear me out, you'll see that using a penis extension can actually be a compliment to your sack skills-no matter what size your package is.

While a penis extension does exactly that-add an extension to the penis-it doesn't mean that your penis isn't sufficient or even that you need the help of a piece of plastic to satisfy your woman. Adding some extra length and girth to the head of even the biggest dick is just like using any other sex toy in that it mixes things up a tad and offers something different from the usual. Does a woman need a super long or thick cock? As a woman, I can tell you the answer is no. Is it nice once in awhile to experiment with a new sensation? Hell yeah! That's what a penis extension does.

Not all penis extensions are made to only add some length. There are loads of them that give you something that no man has; external clit stimulators, pleasure nubs and even vibrating heads. They give you and your penis the power to pleasure a woman like a super sex toy! And by being willing to use one of these you're actually proving yourself as an even better lover because it shows that you're thinking of her and her pleasure; willing to try different things to heighten her pleasure. Ain't nothin' wrong with that my friend! Just imagine her delight when you surprise her with an extra sumthin'-sumthin'!

Now that you got the skinny on penis extensions, it's time to find out which ones to choose for your desired result. Here are my suggestions:

For a realistic extension: Try the 2 inch Penis Extension or the Latex Extension 4 inch for a little extra length that feels oh so real.

For some good vibrations for you and your partner: Give the 3 In 1 Vibrating X-tra Cock Penis System a go! Another great one is the Real Feel Penis Enhancer which is sure to equal some orgasmic fun for you and her.

For a clit-tastic time: Try the Pleasure Sleeve for Couples whose vibes will please the both of you. I also recommend the Pipedreams 2"penis Ext W/ Clit Stimulator Purple which not only add length but also stimulate her clit with its special ticklers at the same time. She'll love you for it!!

For maximum girth: If extreme thickness is what your partner craves, then try the Cyberskin 2" Xtra Thick Penis Extension. The Girth Enhancer will also get the job done just right.

For G-Spot Pleasure: Since a man's penis just isn't curved right to hit the G-spot effectively, the G-Spot Extension Clear will do the impossible for you. Wow - a G-spot orgasm for just over 5 bucks!

So, get over yourself and give one of these penis extensions a try. You've got nothing to lose and only rock hard erections and mind-blowing orgasms for her to gain!

Now that I am back from getting married and honeymooning I can finally get back to the real world-one of fake vaginas and penises. Today I'm not just going to talk about any random fake pussy but rather one modelled after someone who I absolutely adore; April Flores.

We are now carrying the April Flores Cyberskin Pussy. I personally ain't into the pink and prefer a dick myself, but having had the pleasure of communicating with April on a few occasions and enjoying some of her super hot pictures and truly erotic films, it's easy to see what makes this sex toy so effin' appealing. April Flores rocks! This model, adult star and muse happens to be one of the sexiest and sweetest big girls around. Her milky white skin, fiery red hair and lips and boobs that make even a busty gal like myself green with envy are only a small part of what makes April so attractive to men and women alike. Truth be told, there's something that I find very provocative about knowing that this Cyberskin Pussy was molded directly from her bodacious body.

Actually, I remember seeing the images of April having the mold made on her blog and admit that I was turned on by the idea of lying there naked, spread and vulnerable amongst strangers and having them pour the white creamy mixture all over her gorgeous naughty bits so that they could be enjoyed by thousands of men around the world. After seeing how this sex toy was made I can honestly tell you that it really does look just like the real thing. And, from what I heard it feels like it too! They've captured every little detail that makes this pussy different from the rest right down to the folds of her lips, the soft roll of her tummy and the warm and squishy thighs that any guy would love to be pressed between. And, the flexibility of this toy actually does allow you to squeeze her thighs together for a truly realistic chubby-fuck experience!

Anyone looking for a realistic experience should give this one a try. I can't say enough about Cyberskin toys and any sex toy lover will agree that it offers the most lifelike and realistic feel of all the sex toy materials. Add to that the fact that it's been molded from the pussy of a star that is hotter than hot and you've got a winning combo for sure!

Hot Tip:

If you're going to enjoy the April Flores Cyberskin Pussy you're already in for a big erotic treat, but you can take the experience to a whole new level by popping in one of her DVDs and fucking her pussy while watching her work her magic on screen at the same time! What a way to get the April Flores experience and enjoy every soft inch of this curvy vixen's body! Add a little lube and you're good to go!

I was trolling the Internet for some fun sex stuff and came across a forum dedicated to sex, fetishes and sex practices that are deemed "unusual". Being a sex writer who is curious and always looking to learn a little sumthin', I decided to peruse the posts on the forums and see what people are in to. I gotta tell you that it was quite the learning experience! I found out about fetishes and sex practices that I never knew existed!

Inspired by some and a little scared by others, I came back to Discreet Romance to check out the selection of DVDs to see if I could find any on some of sex practices and fetishes I came across. And, sure enough, I found all kinds. So for those of you who like to drum to a different beat and like to get real freaky, here is a list of some fetish and unusual sex DVDs that you might never have thought to look for here. And, if you're curious like I am, forget the whole 'curiosity killed the cat' saying and check out the videos that get your attention because you just may find a new turn-on!

Pony Play, Latex and More!

If you ever wanted a sex DVD on something that you thought was too unusual to find you may have just hit the porno jackpot with this post! Have a read through and see if any of these tickle your fancy.

Pony Play and Animal Role Play: For those who enjoy animal role play, check out these erotic DVDs: Gord's Pony Girls, Petgirl Divas, Harmony Riding Academy

Latex: If you just love your latex then these latex fetish videos are bound to be a treat: Lashed in Latex 02, Lashed in Latex 03, Dollmaker

Spanking: Whether you like a heavy hand or a sturdy paddle; if you're into spanking the you need to check out these spanking movies: Beach Girl Spankings, Resolved by Corporal Punishment (series)

Pantyhose and Stockings: Do stockings and nylons drive you wild? You're not alone! Check out these hot DVDs: Stocking Footed Heroines, Pantyhose Head, Silk Stockings

Foot and/or Shoe: Have a foot or shoe fetish? Check out these erotic DVDs: The Game is Afoot, Helpless in Heels, Belladonna's Foot Soldiers

And various Others...

Turns out that Discreet Romance has got you covered if you have a penchant for fat girls, older women, big boobs, teens, Asian sex and more! I had a sniff around and managed to find a little bit of everything!

I don't know where you are, but we've been having the craziest weather where I am! One day I was walking around in the sunshine and feeling like spring was springing and the next day we had a snowstorm! Now, well, everything is frozen and I feel like I'm living in an ice castle-except less cool and exotic.

Depending where you live, Valentine's Day is often cold-very cold seeing as how it falls in the dead of winter. It's no surprise that many people opt to spend Valentine's Day inside and celebrate in the warmth and comfort of home instead of having to make your way through the cold and to a restaurant. So, for those who plan to celebrate Valentine's Day inside this year I thought you might enjoy a few ideas on how to make the most of being inside. While I'm sure you can come up with your own menu, I would like to offer a couple of suggestions on a little entertainment. No, I'm not talking about sex toys this time (click here for my previous post on sex toy suggestions). I'm talking about movies. Who doesn't like curling up on the sofa on a cold night for dinner and a DVD?

I've chosen some hot DVDs that are sure to help set the mood for a hot and dirty lil' Valentine's celebration at home. And don't worry; I know that not everyone is into the hardcore or fetish stuff so I've also included something with them in mind.
Lights! Remote! Action!

Celebrity Sex Tapes: You may not be able to get her to watch the usual porn with you but who can resist a peek at celebrity sex tapes? And while watching may start off as sheer curiosity, the sight of two (or more!) hot celebs going at it is bound to get her in the mood. Try one of these celebrity sex DVDs: 1 Night in Paris (Yes, this is Paris Hilton's sex tape), Kim Kardashian Superstar (Yes, one of Paris' pals), Amy Fisher Caught on Tape (Hey-she's a celebrity in her own right-isn't she?)

Sex Ed: You may think an instructional video is anything but hot, but the truth is that many of them use real couples having real sex AND someone who is not a fan of porno's may be a lot more likely to be cool with an instructional sex DVD since it is educational after all! And you can always test out what you've learned like good little students. *wink* My suggestions: Nina's Guide to Couple's Sexploration (I actually recommend ANY of Nina's videos when you're looking for real sex how-to's from a pro), The G-Spot & Female Ejaculation, Modern Kama Sutra

Fetish: For those of you that like to get freaky here are a few picks for a fetish-filled Valentine's celebration. I've included DVDs for those into feet, fat and more so there's a lil' sumthin' for everyone: Belladonna's Foot Soldiers, The Fetish Burglar, BBWs Gone Black, Gord's Pony Girls

Hardcore: For those of you who have no reservations about hardcore sex on the big screen, these videos are for you! I'm talking twin sisters, Jemma Jameson, anal sex-the works! Check out: Award Winning Sex Scenes, Two Hot Twins (Twin sister sex!), Deep Inside Jenna Jameson, Anal Full Nelson

Gay, Lesbian and Bisexual: For my gay, lesbian and bisexual readers I've chosen a few films to help make your Valentine's Day in better than any other. These DVDs are sure to set the tone for the rest of the night: Lesbian Babes 'N Toyland, Conflict of Interest, The Bartender, Last Girl Standing

Happy Valentine's Day!