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Depending where you live, Valentine's Day is often cold-very cold seeing as how it falls in the dead of winter. It's no surprise that many people opt to spend Valentine's Day inside and celebrate in the warmth and comfort of home instead of having to make your way through the cold and to a restaurant. So, for those who plan to celebrate Valentine's Day inside this year I thought you might enjoy a few ideas on how to make the most of being inside. While I'm sure you can come up with your own menu, I would like to offer a couple of suggestions on a little entertainment. No, I'm not talking about sex toys this time (click here for my previous post on sex toy suggestions). I'm talking about movies. Who doesn't like curling up on the sofa on a cold night for dinner and a DVD?

I've chosen some hot DVDs that are sure to help set the mood for a hot and dirty lil' Valentine's celebration at home. And don't worry; I know that not everyone is into the hardcore or fetish stuff so I've also included something with them in mind.
Lights! Remote! Action!

Celebrity Sex Tapes: You may not be able to get her to watch the usual porn with you but who can resist a peek at celebrity sex tapes? And while watching may start off as sheer curiosity, the sight of two (or more!) hot celebs going at it is bound to get her in the mood. Try one of these celebrity sex DVDs: 1 Night in Paris (Yes, this is Paris Hilton's sex tape), Kim Kardashian Superstar (Yes, one of Paris' pals), Amy Fisher Caught on Tape (Hey-she's a celebrity in her own right-isn't she?)

Sex Ed: You may think an instructional video is anything but hot, but the truth is that many of them use real couples having real sex AND someone who is not a fan of porno's may be a lot more likely to be cool with an instructional sex DVD since it is educational after all! And you can always test out what you've learned like good little students. *wink* My suggestions: Nina's Guide to Couple's Sexploration (I actually recommend ANY of Nina's videos when you're looking for real sex how-to's from a pro), The G-Spot & Female Ejaculation, Modern Kama Sutra

Fetish: For those of you that like to get freaky here are a few picks for a fetish-filled Valentine's celebration. I've included DVDs for those into feet, fat and more so there's a lil' sumthin' for everyone: Belladonna's Foot Soldiers, The Fetish Burglar, BBWs Gone Black, Gord's Pony Girls

Hardcore: For those of you who have no reservations about hardcore sex on the big screen, these videos are for you! I'm talking twin sisters, Jemma Jameson, anal sex-the works! Check out: Award Winning Sex Scenes, Two Hot Twins (Twin sister sex!), Deep Inside Jenna Jameson, Anal Full Nelson

Gay, Lesbian and Bisexual: For my gay, lesbian and bisexual readers I've chosen a few films to help make your Valentine's Day in better than any other. These DVDs are sure to set the tone for the rest of the night: Lesbian Babes 'N Toyland, Conflict of Interest, The Bartender, Last Girl Standing

Happy Valentine's Day!

Time to Shop for Valentine's Day Gift Now!!!

Do you feel love in the air? I do! Valentine's Day is the next must-be-'ber-sexy special occasion on the way and my mind is already filled with some hot ideas to heat up a cold February night. I'll kick off my first of a few posts dedicated to the most romantic day of the year with exactly that'romance'in mind. For all of you that want the champagne, candlelight and rose petals I have got all kinds of sensual and romantic suggestions for you'none of which border on cheesy by the way!

By combining romance with a few sexier elements you're making sure that you get the right balance for both parties, because let's face it; even the least romantic of us tend to crave a little romance on Valentine's Day.
So, without further ado, I give you my suggestions of how to make this Valentine's Day the perfect combination of romantic and sexy...

Bed of Roses Deluxe Edition: As promised, those of you looking for the whole shebang of romance I suggest the Bed of Roses Deluxe Edition which really does give you all that you need for an unforgettable Valentine's Day. The silk rose petals mean THE experience without the rose-stained sheets and skin. And all of the other goodies, like the edible gourmet chocolate massage oil, rose bubble bath, candles and even an invitation to invite your lover to the experience of a lifetime make this one a no-brainer. And if you're on an especially tight budget you can always downgrade to the regular Bed of Roses kit which will still wow your lover.

Enchanted Evening: This kit is the Cadillac of romantic kits for lovers! This has got the scented silk rose petals, champagne flutes, chocolate body paint and massage oil which means all you need to get is the champagne and sit back for a night of lovin? like no other. A happy Valentine's Day indeed since your lover will feel like the luckiest person in the world and surely thank you over and over!

Tenderness & Passion Gift Set: If you've already got the right moves and THE plan for Valentine's Day, why not add a little tenderness and passion to the mix'with a hint of eroticism of course. This gift set gives you what you need for a night of sensual erotic play that will tickle all the senses; strawberry and champagne massage oil, edible Intimate kisses aphrodisiac oil, sweet snow edible body powder in a silky pouch, and a handcrafted feather tickler that will provide a sensation overload for an especially erotic slant to your romantic night.

Honeymoon for Lovers Kit: I'm a firm believer that everyday should feel like honeymoon'especially Valentine's Day! This kit has got it all and is the perfect mix of naughty and nice to make sure that every need is satisfied to the fullest. The goodies in this kit include: Strawberry flavored massage oil, a vibrator, almond body massage oil, raspberry sunshine love suds, feather, wooden power massager and a passion candle to ensure just the right ambience for your special night.

Any my final suggestion...

As a writer of erotica, a lover of the classics and just someone who likes sex in general, I suggest a little gift of bedtime reading. No, I'm not going to peddle my own stuff here--though one of my stories will be featured in a 'best of best' anthology in February. What I'm suggesting as the ideal addition to any Valentine's Plan is a copy of the Kama Sutra-but not just any copy'this gorgeous hardcover which features gorgeous paintings and is bound in a Japanese silk cover. It's absolutely decadent as far as books go and the content, well, you know what the Kama Sutra is all about.

SUPER THANKSGIVING AND CHRISTMAS SALE!!!

Happy December Everyone! I love this time of year! I start feeling all Christmassy and really get into the spirit of giving. To help you get into the spirit of giving as well I've compiled my list of 25 sexy gift ideas for Christmas. This list contains something to tickle everyone's fancy with hot gift ideas for all sexes. It also contains gifts that range in price and size so that you can use it to help you pick some sexy stocking stuffers as well as that piece de resistance that will really rock someone's world this Christmas.

Adrie's Top 25 Sexy Gift Picks for Christmas 2009

1. I Wouldn't Fuck Her with Your Pussy DVD: To be honest, this one tops my list for the title alone! It's just too good!

2. Lip Lov: This lip balm will let you give kisses that deliver erotic pleasure to every part you kiss. He'll never wanna leave the mistletoe!

3. Kandies Love Cage for Him: Always a fan of combining yummy and sexy, I couldn't resist this candy cock cage!

4. Trouser Snake Bikini for Him: He'll laugh all through Christmas dinner after receiving his very own trouser snake undies! Great stocking stuffer or gag gift for sure!

5. Queen Size Bra, Skirt & G-string Set: You and your sexy queen will love this playful lingerie set with mess and fringe.

6. Pulsating Ruby Thong: If you've been reading this blog for awhile you'll know that I' a big fan of discreet fun, so these pulsating panties in Christmas red are definitely a fave! (Wear them to Christmas dinner for a dirty little secret all your own!)

7. Chocolate Aphrodisiac Oil: You can never go wrong giving a chocolate treat for Christmas!

8. Chocolate Tease Foreplay Game: Chocolate AND foreplay for Christmas? Yes please!!

9. Climax Clicks Lonely Hearts Cock Ring: This is the ultimate in giving because it gives pleasure to the both of you. (And it's cute!)

10. Kama Sutra Weekender Kit: Christmas falls on a weekend this year so what better way to enjoy it then with some sensual strawberry fun? And I'm a HUGE fan of the Kama Sutra line of goodies.

11. X-Rated Coupon Booklet: Still one of my absolute favorite sexy stock stuffers to give and receive!

12. Astro Plated Pink Mini Vibe: It's small, pretty and capable of an intense orgasm so it's an obvious pick for my sexiest Christmas gifts list!

13. Four Seasons Ice Condoms: These make things feel all cool and tingly! And what's sexier than giving sex safe for Christmas??

14. Fuck Me Silly Anal Beads: Again, love the name! It's also great for anal-play newbies.

15. The Accommodator: So freaky looking but still such an awesome idea! What's better than effortless penetration AND oral sex at the same time?!

16. Candy Cane Glass Dildo: How festive! A candy cane-shaped glass dildo is always a great idea for Christmas! Use it as decor and no one will know the difference!

17. Bedroom Party Pack 3: Everyday is a good day for a party in the bedroom-especially Christmas day! And with this many toys in one kit it certainly will be!

18. Kobe Tai Anal Adventure: Give the gift of anal adventure this Christmas. I dare you.

19. Nipple & Clit Sucker Set: What gal doesn't want her nipples and clit sucked for Christmas?

20. Belladonna Cherry Bomb Vibe: I'm a fan of both Belladonna and fun in the water so this waterproof vibe is a must have as far as I'm concerned.

21. Berman Mistress Kit: This is a hot little kit for couples who wanna ease their way into some light bondage play.

22. Feather Tickler: This feather tickler feels INCREDIBLE on every inch of your body and it's under $5! Definitely can't go wrong with this one!

23. Cleopatra Clit Clip: What a sexy stocking stuffer! This sparkly little clit clip is bound to make the both of you smile.

24. Adult Play Pail: I love the idea of adults having gifts they can play with on Christmas morning...or maybe night. This play pail is full of lotions and potions for your XXX-Massy play time!

25. Jack Rabbit Waterproof Vibrator: I will forever sing the praises of the Jack Rabbit - the original Rabbit vibrator! This one is a new and waterproof version of the tried and true favorite so you can enjoy it during bath time too. LOVE IT!!

That concludes my 25 favorite sexy gifts for Christmas 2009. Hope you've managed to find some ideas for yourself or your lover this Christmas.

With Thanksgiving almost upon those living in the US, I wanted this blog to somehow relate to the day, but since anyone has yet to come up with a dual- action vibrator with a turkey face on it my options are a tad limited. I can however tell you what I am thankful for before moving on to the next holiday. I'm talking about the WOW Vibe by Pipedreams. Thank you Pipedreams!

Now, let's get onto my absolute favorite time of the year-Christmas! Yes, we're less than a month and a half away from the big day and there is no better time than now to start doing your naughty Christmas shopping or at least start thinking about unique gift ideas for your lover or yourself. Between now and Christmas I will be writing a few blogs dedicated to the most wonderful time of the year and each one will be full of hot ideas for gifts, XXX-Mas parties and much more.

Before starting their shopping most people kick off the season with some decorating, so for y'all I've taken a peek around Discreet Romance to see what kind of Christmas decorations I could find for those who like a good laugh or to sex things up a tad Yule-style. Here's what I've found:

X-Mas Tree with Ornaments: This is waaaaay cute for those with the right kind of sense of humor anyway. This 2 foot tall tree is ready to be decorated with 24 dirty ornaments for your enjoyment!

Pecker Ornament: You can hang this festive pecker on your tree or attach it to gifts along with a bow. Whatever you do with it you're sure to get a good ho-ho-ho out of it! (Check out the matching Boobie Ornament too)

Dicky X-Mas Ornaments: This pack of 3 flesh-colored lil' cocks will be a hit on any Christmas tree! Get ready for a giggle!

Santa & Girlfriend Wind-Up Toy: Talk about the ideal icebreaker! This little Santa goes to town on his hot GF once you wind 'em up. Place this on your coffee table for a funny homage to the fat man in the red suit!

Like the Christmas decorating ideas? Then you'll love my next blog on ways to sex up your holiday parties.

Let the most wonderful time of the year begin with a bang-literally! **wink**

Tricks and Treats: Picking Your Halloween Costume

Even as adults this time of year when the weather is changing and school is starting brings out a little something special in all of us. We can't help but to reminisce and think back to our own school days. Some even wish they could go back in time or recapture a little bit of that good ol' back-to-school feeling.

I love back-to-school time even though it's been a couple years since I was a student...more like a few years...many, many years actually.

It's that feeling of a fresh start mixed with possibility. Then there is that unmistakable fall scent in the air that comes about the second September hits. For those of you who have kids, this time of year is great when you consider all of the private time you get back once the rug rats are busy with school, homework, cheerleading practice, etc.

To celebrate this lovely time of the year I figured there was no better way than to give you what you need to really make the most of this time and enjoy a few naughty lessons of your own! So, get ready to play dirty teacher and naughty student because I found a whole bunch of back-to-school goodies for adults only.

I'm sure you know that there is always a naughty schoolgirl costume readily available on a site like this, but after doing a little digging it turns out that there are a few great outfits for your back-to-school role-playing fun! Check these out;

School Girl Costume: This is a super naughty spin on the classic schoolgirl uniform with plaid mini, matching tie and a white color - that's it! Can you say hot??

Boarding School Girl Costume: I always thought that boarding schools were for the wealthy, but it seems that someone couldn't afford the full uniform! This ultra-sexy costume has got a stretchy white bandeau bikini top, teeny-tiny plaid skirt that just barely covers the goodies, sexy stockings and then a nice matching tie and collar to make it complete-as complete as near-naked can be!

Darque School Girl: This black and red get up is naughty schoolgirl with an edge! It's got a sexy black crop top, plaid tie and sexy plaid mini with corset lacing on it. Where was this when I was in school??

Remember how your mom used to harp on you to not forget your school bag? Well, she probably wasn't talking about the Naughty School Girl Bag but it's great advice just the same! This bag o' goodies contains a vibrating hair brush, lipstick vibe, plaid G-string and tie and even some pecker hair ties for your putting your hair in pigtails - just the way your teacher likes it!

If you've been there done that as far as the naughty schoolgirl costume goes, then another hot back-to-school get up to consider for your next romp in the land of sexy make-believe should be a cheerleader costume. Take your pick from Varsity Cheerleader or Head Cheerleader (this one comes with knee pads!) And if you happen to be someone who always wanted to do a cheerleader but never got the chance in school, there are a couple of hot little love dolls to have some fun with that are decked in the sexy cheerleader gear that no guy-or girl-can resist! Check out blond Chrissy the Co-ed Cheerleader or brunette Wicked Girl Kristen Cheerleader. Rah-rah-rah!!

And somethin' else for the guys to enjoy back-to-school time with; Bad Ass Schoolgirl Stroker. This kit contains a ribbed pussy stroker that also comes with a soft core DVD featuring what else? Naughty schoolgirls - all legal of course.

And finally, since back-to-school time wouldn't be complete without books, you might enjoy Parker School Punishment 101.

Who knew that back-to-school time could be so hot!

I've recently done some writing about the world of swinging and realized that not only are there far more people doing it and looking to do it-literally-than I would have guessed, but I've also never written anything catering to swingers on this blog! Shame on me! It's not like me to miss such a large and uber sexy population so I'll try to make up for it here by offering some fun ideas for a good ol' night o' swingin'.

If you're finding swingers clubs a little stale there's always the option of staying in and planning your own swingers' party. Taking the time to choose some fun games and goodies will help make sure that your party isn't a dude. Okay, okay - when is sex ever really a dud, right? I'm just saying that to set your party above all the rest and make it fun for those who've been in the scene as well as newbies it'll require a little more than just makin' a few extra beds. Think fun, think sexy and think about your guests and getting them to interact in a way that will encourage a more upbeat and playful vibe.

Here are a few things worth picking up for your swingers' party;

Condoms: This should soooo go without saying but I wanted to remind you anyway since safe sex is a MUST no matter how well you think you know someone. Try filling a bowl with condoms so your guests can grab 'em as needed without having to fumble around. You can mix things up in the safe sex department by choosing different types of condoms for different sensations. Also, don't forget to pick up a flavored pack or two because they've great for blowjobs and can cut down the center and opened up to use when going down on a woman. Much tastier than the usual dental dam that's for sure!

Sex Toys for All: If you don't already have a fun collection of sex toys then consider picking up a few to share with your guests! You don't need to get anything too expensive. Check out sale items! Opt for small, fun and colorful sex toys. Don't forget to get stuff for the girls AND boys; mini vibrators, cock rings, anal beads and plugs and maybe even a hot double-header dildo for some hot two on one action! (By 'on one' I mean on one dildo!) And don't forget to have plenty of sex toy cleaner on hand and to throw a condom on your vibes and dildos when sharing!

Party Favors: The idea of part favors at a swingers' party may sound a little off but who doesn't like to receive little goodies? There are loads of things like gag gifts and other favors that are far from PG-Rated and just right for your naughty-minded guests. And if your swinger's party also happens to be in honor of a birthday or holiday like Christmas there are party items that cater to all those themes and more.

Games: Who says games are for kids?? We all love to play and that'll be especially true when you pull out games that encourage some very sexy times! Whether you go for an all-out adult board game or opt for some simple naughty dice; a game geared to adults and sex is the perfect way to break the ice and get the party started with some good laughs and sexy ideas. And don't forget - the winner gets to...well, you decide!

Massage Oils: I know -- soooo cliche for swingers to have massage oils and other lotions and potions! Seriously though, they make for great massages and can be LOADS of fun if poured allover the body and a latex or plastic sheet for some slippery-slidey fun!