It doesn't make me think of vampires but it is sparkly and it feels good! Maybe I should try having my partner dressing up as a vampire and using this in her strap on, so I can get it. Other than that, I really like the material, which is kind of surprising because I didn't have any idea that silicone would feel so good. It's firm and flexible at the same time. I think you can even sterilize it! I liked the size and shape too, none of that weird curvy crap. It works just fine to hit my g-spot. It's all in the wrist (or pelvis) anyways. All I need is my straight toy penis, in a sparkly color of course!