Discreet Romance Sex Toy Reviews

Sex Sling Black

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0500

Let's face it, we all know that sex is a work out. It is aerobic and sometimes you have to be one of those super stretchy yoga types to really try everything. The sex sling helps with that. With the sling, us ladies are able to hold our legs up and open much longer than our muscles would like to. For the guys that means less focusing on holding us in place and more time to focus on putting it right where it needs to be. When I am in the sling, I can sometimes even convince my guy to perform oral...

Black Glory Holes Masturbator

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0500

The black glory holes masturbator is worth it for the DVD by itself. If you like sexy black girls and find yourself stroking yourself when you watch them on videos then that is why you need to get this. It makes self gratification so much more gratifying. The masturbator isn't that hard to use. You simply stick your cock in the hole and rub yourself just like what you would do with your bare hands. There's a big difference though, your hand probably doesn't feel like the hot girls your watching....

Flex Purple Haze Dildo

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0500

The flex purple haze may seem like just another double penetration toy, but I promise you it is not. First of all, it is made out of silicone. Most other toys are made out of jelly or plastic. Before the flex,it was like you had to make choice hard plastic or soft jelly. With this toy, it's firm and easy to clean like plastic, but also flexible like jelly. This is truly the best of both worlds Also it is just the right size. At around 7 inches it's not too long, and the smaller anal portion is...

Ophoria A Chain Pink Anal Beads

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0500

Honestly, I did not get how the Ophoria A Chain worked at first. Then I read the little technique brochure and tried it out. This toy is absolutely awesome For a beginner it is a bit tricky to use at first. The chain is very flexible, and it takes a little bit of effort to get it in there. Once I did however I am glad I took the time. The silicone felt so smooth and comfortable going in. As I pulled it out though, I could do nothing but shudder in pleasure. The sensation from removing the bea...

Fetish Fantasy Elite Dildo

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0500

If there is such a thing as a perfect vibrating dildo the Fetish Fantasy Elite dildo is just that. Its waterproof, made of body safe silicone and is harness compatible. It's lengthy, thick and feels great even without the vibrating function. The best part about it is that the dildo is specially shaped to hit the G Spot, unlike traditional dildos. It has a nice little hook to it, that grabs right where it needs to be. It also has the suction bottom so I can attach it to the tub and play with it w...

Rock Star Vibrator Patti Purple

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0500

The Patti Rock Star Vibe is a powerful little vibrator that is perfect for someone that wants intense gspot stimulation in a discrete little package. I had been searching around for a G Spot vibrator that was comfortable and easy to use. This is definitely it. It is made out of velvety plastic that feels good inside or outside my body. When I don't use it for my GSpot, I like to use it on my clit. The Patti also has a unique shape that is designed to fit the insides of the body and hit th...

Couture Collection Massaging Vibrator

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0500

The couture collection discretion is a great vibrator for someone who enjoys a gentle comfortable stimulation to the clit. It is shaped to fit the curves of the body, and is so good at it I can actually fit it in my panties and not have to hold it in there. It is made out of smooth silicone that feels velvety next to the skin, and it is flexible to be comfortable for different users. It has a removable bullet that you can take out and use directly in spots that need a little more power. The bu...

Life By Leaf Vibrator

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0500

I was not prepared for the power in this little life by leaf. I bought it because I thought it was cute, but boy was I surprised when I turned it on. It has quite a buzz to it, perfect for that pin point stimulation that my body loves. The best thing about it is that it is waterproof I like to run a hot bath and take my leaf in it with me. Its quiet, so my roommate never suspects a thing, although she does wonder why I stay in the bathroom so long. As long as I charge it a little before I go in...

Amour Hollywood Housewife Kit

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0500

The Amour Hollywood Housewife kit saved my marriage. We weren't having problems, but my husband and I have been married for ten years, and it was starting to get boring. He surprised me with this kit on our anniversary and asked me to try it on. I was surprised because there really wasn't that much to put on. The kit basically just has some panties and a long six foot feather, but it did the trick. My husband was turned on by me in the tiny thong and enjoyed it when I rubbed the turkey feather a...

Real Skin Softy Balls Pink Ben Wa Balls

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0500

Just got my Real Skin Softy Balls Pink in the mail today and of course I had to try them out straightaway. They had an awkward smell to them, so I washed them a few times before I actually used them. The pink color is okay, a more neutral less girley color would have worked also. If your like me and have moisture issues; get yourself some lube if you decide to play with this toy. Takes a bit to work then in the first time I used them, but I figured out the right amount of pressure I needed to ap...

Starter Anal Probe

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0500

Anal Starter, is just the perfect sex toy if your just getting into anal play. This toy felt awesome and made get off right way. One of my issues with The Anal Starter was the girth; which good for beginners but frequent anal toy aficionados might become bored with this toy. Really like the jelly material which had a slight grape smell to it, but it could use a bit more stiffness. Appreciated the suction cup on base, but it should be a big stronger and bigger because it tends to slip a bit. Clea...

Wild Orchid Vibrator

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0500

Was really skeptical about this vibrator because the price was so cheap, but much to my surprise Wild Orchid was quite the bargain. Had some trouble finding the switch to modify vibrating settings.it is very light, but feel very sturdy. This vibe is phthalate free which was big plus for me. It is pretty quiet considering how strong some the speeds of vibration are. This is defiantly a vibrator you want to pick up; if you're looking for a nice reasonably priced vibrator.

Delight Nubby Vibrating Cock Ring

Sat, 26 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0500

The ring has a nice firm fit around the bottom of the penis; this gives the effect of stimulating and restricting some blood flow, which will cause your erection to remain harder a lot longer which is a good thing. The Stretchy jelly material makes these rings a breeze to put and keep on. Additionally this cock ring has clit bumper shaped like a ball, so it will hit your partners clitoris which is hot. My girl was really excited when I told I bought the Lover's Delight Nubby cock toy. When we...

Miracle Massager Stroker Kit

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0500

This toy is hot Easily glide your cock into the sturdy masturbation sleeve strategically attached to the vibrator and turn this baby on. Swells of powerful vibrations will encircle your cock from top to bottom, vibrating your delicate cock head and shaft to produce a thumping feeling as you climax. The Miracle Massager Stroker has two distinct speeds for you to seek. Even on low speed, this vibrating massager sends heavyduty vibrations through the masturbation sleeve and head. On high settin...

Enhancer Cock Ring Set

Mon, 14 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0500

What I like about this cock ring set, is it gives you two levels of support. Where talking the ultimate high level support with the use of a 4 tiered cock ring, and a less rigid but still adequate support of 2tiered cock ring. Got mine in clear because I like the way it makes my cock look, but you get in sorts of colors including blue which looked pretty cool. These cock rings definitely made me stay harder for longer, and made my manhood have the girth of a beer can. Your going to go longer, a...

Wet Wabbit Rabbit Vibrator

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0500

Have to say this vibrator was more than I expected. The rabbit ears drive to serious levels of ecstasy. At the end of hard day it's great to climb into a bubble bath with my Wet Wabbit. Yes, my lovely Wabbit is waterproof... The soft jelly like material they used for this vibrator is just perfect, it's sturdy like plastic but not as harsh, the power and 16 functions, is more than a girl could ask for. The ever so cute Rabbit Ears delighted and aroused my clit better than some similar vibrators I...

Head Honcho Masturbator

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0500

First thing I noticed about Head Honcho was the silicone sleeve is so solid; your manhood also gets good and tight in there. In addition it has the added advantage of being translucent, which makes your penis look enormous. I must say I also really appreciated being able to see myself ejaculate.
If your like me and like getting head. Then you will like the Head Honcho because you get head anytime you want. When I lube up and stick my manhood through those sexy lips, and feel the intense suc...

Harmony Slim Vibrator

Sat, 12 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0500

You will be in heaven when you stimulate your Gspot and Clitoris with the vibrating power of harmony slim vibe. I'm in love with the slim shape and ever so crooked tip of what has become my favorite vibrator. You can even get off running this vibe across tour nipples. My boyfriend likes when I play with it; when we are in bed. Because it waterproof its fun to use in the shower and bath. Care and cleanup of this vibrator is a breeze, just use some mild soap, warm water, and air dry... This sex ...

My Silver Bullet

Thu, 10 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0500

This vibe was just perfect, especially for ladies like me who have a problem on occasion reaching an orgasm. With this vibrator I can have multiple orgasms time and time again without or with my boyfriend. Silver Bullet works really well when I get it into a position where I can really position the vibrator on my clit, and it feels fantastic.my only issue I have with my Silver bullet, is the wiring. Several times the bullet has shorted out after extensive use. Perhaps they need to improve the ho...

Fleshlight Freaks Frankenstein

Tue, 01 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0400

This is my second fleshlight. Without a doubt the Frankenstein pussy is on the road to becoming my favorite fleshlight. The designers of Fleshlight Freaks Frankenstein produced a masterpiece here. This pussy is comprised of six distinct pieces stitched and attached together. It is a bit odd looking but that's a part of the uniqueness of this fleshlight. To get going with this toy was easy, I ran warm water over it to remove this weird powder; I assume was put on for shipping purposes. Then I app...

Vibrating Glass Dildo

Sun, 30 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0400

This toy is large so I don't think it's suitable for beginners. But it's great for those of us who appreciate thickness, texture and deep, intense penetration. It does feel big when inserted, and you want to be extremely lubricated and aroused or it will feel a bit rough. Still, it's great for hitting the G spot and experiencing penetration to the fullest. It almost felt like fisting. I found it easy to use for clitoral stimulation, too. The ribbed parts are also good for teasing your nipples. S...

Carmen Luvana Doggy Style

Fri, 28 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0400

The design itself is intriguing and it looks very realistic. It just makes you test it right away. The holes are ribbed from the inside, which is stimulating enough. Both holes feel the same, but it's not much of a problem for me. The vagina doesn't feel completely realistic, but it's good enough, and the butt hole was better and felt pretty close to the real thing. It's tight enough even if you're not on a larger side. The vibrating function, while good, was too discrete. It's good as an additi...

HyperSonic bullet

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0400

It worked well as a clitoral stimulator. The vibrations are a bit on the stronger side, but I appreciate a good pressure on my clitoris, so it worked for me. It's too strong to use on your nipples, which is a shame because I like to tease myself with bullets all over my body. This bullet makes you orgasm pretty quickly, so I wouldn't use it for teasing and a slow play. But it's great if you want a quick, intense experience. I'm not crazy about the design, though. I don't like transparent sex toy...

Vibrating Egg 10 Speed

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0400

This egg is quite large and is able to provide different levels of sensations, from a gentle tickle to intense explosions. The texture is velvety and it feels nice when inserted, and it's quite gentle if you want to use it on your clitoris. It's a bit large for clitoral stimulation, but it doesnt feel uncomfortable. You just need to adjust the level of vibration. And it feels great when used vaginally. It's large enough to hit all the right spots, but comfortable enough to be worn all day. It...

Liquid Silk Lube

Sat, 22 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0400

I must say it does feel like silk, and it makes you well lubricated without feeling too wet. The plus side is that it doesnt get sticky. It also lasts enough to allow a prolonged play, even if your partner is large or if you use big toys. No need to reapply it mid session. The bottle makes application easy, which I like, because I never know how much lube is enough so I always end up applying more than needed. I also love the suggestive color of this one. It does make you wet enough for a long...

PWR Blow Masturbator

Fri, 21 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0400

It's not bad, but it takes time to figure out how to use it properly. Well, it's not difficult to use it, but you must adjust it to satisfy your needs, so it requires a bit of patience. The design is plain, but the feeling is not that bad, once you manage to position it right. The stroking function is not that intense, but it works well enough. You need to be of an impressive length to experience all the features to their maximum, but for some reason it feels tight even if youre average. It's d...

Bubble Butt Anal Plug

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0400

I love its shape and girth. Not sure if it's suitable for beginners, though. It looks small, but it's actually quite intense. It provides a nice, constant feeling of fullness without going in too deep. Then again, I don't like butt toys that are too long, but those who appreciate length might be disappoint with this one. Still, it feels quite big while being compact enough not to hurt even those who don't do anal play often. It's not comfortable to move around with it in your anus, though, but d...

Love Pacifier Probe

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0400

This butt plug is not for beginners, but is smooth and flexible enough to feel comfortable. It's a bit tricky to insert it, but once it's there, it feels good. You can move without a problem and it's discrete enough not to show. The ring handle is designed perfectly for getting the plug out, but it doesn't help much when you try to insert it. I think Ill use this one for tease and as an addition to other anal toys. It's not spectacular to be used individually, but it can help you stay aroused...

Jesse Jane Fleshlight

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0400

Don't be fooled by the size of this toy it's actually very tight and feels good. It didn't require much lube, but it's good to use some for extra smoothness. I was surprised with the warmness of the material. It offers a very realistic feeling, and the interior is ribbed to give you a more intense sensation. It works. The exterior is firm enough and allows you to grab it and move without a problem. It doesn't get slippery at all, which is a good thing if you just want to concentrate on the play...

Prowler Anal Probe

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0400

This toy is quite large and intimidating, but it's smooth enough that can be used without a problem even by those not accustomed to frequent anal play, but these people should be more careful and use only lower levels of vibrating intensity. Unlike some other toys, this one has a nice handle that you can actually grab comfortably while using the toy on yourself. The vibrations are strong and intense, and it's easy to switch levels during use. It didn't have any problems making me orgasm. The onl...

Silicone crystal dildo

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0400

I'm not into big, overly thick sex toys, so this one worked for me. It's beautifully ribbed and it touches all the right vaginal spots without being too rough or unpleasant. The material is slick and I didnt need much lube to use it, which is always a plus. Suction cup is a real treat and it can be used on most of the surfaces. It requires a bit of positioning, especially if you want to do the doggy style, but its manageable. I guess the best thing about this dildo is that it does feel lik...

Couture Vibrator

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0400

This toy is very strong. You don't expect that kind of intensity with a bullet, but I enjoyed it a lot, once I got used to it. The toy is large and thick enough to satisfy my needs. There are seven levels of intensity, and all but the first two are quite intense. I found them too strong to use for clitoral stimulation, but they make wonders vaginally. I used the first level for a gentle anal tease, and it worked great for it as well. I must also say the wireless function is good and consistent a...

Turbo Stroker

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0400

I loved the beaded texture of this toy and the way it feels on the skin. The fit is tight as promised, but maybe too tight. Vibration is strong and consistent, which is often a problem with this type of toys, so I liked that. There are various vibration speeds, but the stronger ones feel too intense. The stroking action was a bit disappointing, though. It makes the silicone sleeve go up and down, but that's all. It's also quite loud which is a bit annoying. But I wasn't disappointed. It requires...

Bcurious Vibrators

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0400

This little vibrator is quite handy if you want a gentle, yet sensual clitoral stimulation. There are several functions, providing various sensations, from a light tease to more intense stimulation. It's not difficult to position it, and it stays in place. However, it doesn't work well for all the positions. It's waterproof, but I didn't find it comfortable to use it in the shower. On the other hand, it works well if you're in a bed or sitting in a chair. I found it useful for deep vibrations an...

Black Liquid Latex

Fri, 14 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0400

I was intrigued to try this one myself. I also thought a little bit of intimate play with my partner would be fun. Well, it was, once you get used to the way this material behaves and changes its properties. You want to protect your skin before applying it, and make sure you dont put it on a hairy part of your body. You need to apply several layers to make it thick enough to wear it in public. Its surprisingly comfortable to wear, once its solid, and it was easy to remove it. The only p...

Triple Tease Pink Vibrator

Fri, 14 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0400

I don't like large and thick toys, so this one works well for me. It's very light and small, but I find its vibrations to be gentle and strong enough to arouse me. I'm not used to anal stimulation but this one was flexible enough not to hurt me. It gets a bit tricky to adjust it and to make it hit all the right spots, though. The best one is the handle in the middle its curved enough to make it massage my G spot. The texture of the toy was very smooth, which I found helpful, since I am not u...

Beaded Probe

Thu, 13 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0400

The beads are firm and strong, and provide a sensation that is intense enough even for more experienced users. The ring for easy retrieval is helpful, so it makes you use the toy from all the positions imaginable. Despite the beads being firm they are very flexible. The toy is comfortable enough and it allows you to insert it very deep without a problem. The first beads are small, so they help you adjust before inserting it full length. The beads are not particularly thick, but the texture allow...

Smooth and Slick Lube

Thu, 13 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0400

My first anal session was with this one and it proved to be effective. I had to use lots of it, though. Its plain but does a fairly good job. It sure lasted long enough to allow a slow play for a beginner. It got a bit messy at the end, but I dont complain. It feels natural, especially when used for vaginal sex. It didnt make me feel all wet like some other lubes do, but it did make me feel well lubricated and aroused. It makes penetration smooth but not loose. The only problem is, it g...

black wireless bullet

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0400

This bullet is discrete and great for teasing yourself or your partner. The wireless connection was a bit inconsistent, though. Still, it worked well on me, particularly for quick clitoral stimulation. Good for first time users, but faster and more engaging functions might feel too intense. I have problems reaching orgasm during vaginal sex, so I find this toy useful I use it when Im on top to help me orgasm and for more intense arousal. It can also help me get extra lubricated. I also found...

Get A Grip Prostate Massager

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0400

The texture is smooth and the handle is positioned the right way so it makes it easy to use it on yourself. It fits perfectly and is able to massage all the right places. It hits the P spot without a problem. The toy is hard and a bit rigid, so its not easily adjustable. Its ideal for the shower play, but its not for those who prefer thick toys. I imagine it to be good for newbies and those who want to have a quick P spot stimulation. The vibrations are very strong and consistent, which...

PDX Moist Lube

Mon, 10 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0400

I find this lube useful for prolonged use, with or without a condom, with a partner or a solo play. You dont need to use lots of it to get a nice slippery feeling. But if you want to apply more of it its also ok its nonstaining and it feels comfortable. Its water based so it doesnt feel oily. It provides more natural feeling. It lasts long enough for extended play, but I found it useful to apply multiple times during masturbation, especially if Im using larger toys. Im not...

Romance Collection Kit

Mon, 10 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0400

This kit helped me spice up my love life I find this kit useful for sexy weekends and romantic getaways. Its both kinky and lovely, not too intimidating, but interesting enough to make you crave for more and to try new things with your partner. The vibrator proved to be strong enough to tease and arouse, and it provides steady vibration. And I loved the petals they can be used for a gentle clitoral or nipple stimulation. The cock ring is flexible enough. The only problem was the lubricant ...

Soraya Black Vibrator

Sun, 09 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0400

This vibrator has an interesting, unique design, so it almost makes you want to keep it as a sculpture. It has several functions and it does hit all the sensitive spots. I love the fact it is effective for simultaneous G spot stimulation and clitoral stimulation. As we all know, its difficult to find a vibrator that can satisfy both spots at the same time. You can ride this toy from different positions. The clitoral stimulator stays well in its place and I didnt find the need to readjust i...

Ice Viibrator

Sun, 09 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0400

This toy can be used almost anywhere on your body. Ive always loved the ice play and I was curious to try this product. The vibration is gentle but consistent, and its great as an additional feature but the toy works well even without it. Im one of those people who get very aroused when penetrated with cold objects, so obviously this massager works for me. But even if you are not into this, you can use the toy for sensual foreplay. It works wonders on the nipples it makes them aroused ...

Reflections Dildo

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0400

This dildo is excellent for gently massaging your G spot, but I prefer to use it for deep, fast penetration. Its quite firm, which is not surprising considering the material, but its still smooth and pleasant. Dont be fooled by its gentle lines ands smooth surface it hits all the right spots. Its waterproof and can be used in the shower, and its comfortable enough to be used without the lube, if you prefer it that way. Ive been looking for a long and firm toy for deep and comf...

Platinum Vibrator

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0400

This vibrator provides intense sensations despite not being particularly long. But it compensates with its girth and deep vibrations. The texture is smooth and velvety, and vibrations are strong enough to satisfy those like me, who prefer a rough play. I think its due to its ribbed texture and girth. It truly feels like youre being penetrated by a large object. It made me aroused in no time and it provides deep, intense orgasms. The handle could be a bit longer, though, for those of us wh...

Sinful Screw Blue

Fri, 07 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0400

Sinful screw has a relatively small size and girth, so its great for beginners. And yet, its texture and shape manage to invoke intense and lasting sensations . Its not intimidating, so anybody can use it. I love the handle its curved so it allows you to insert it from any direction. Its not for people who enjoy deep penetration and large girth. Still, even experienced people can use sinful screw as an additional toy or as a discrete tease during a foreplay. The material is firm, bu...

SM Adjustable Handcuffs

Fri, 07 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0400

I like bondage games, but I hate uncomfortable handcuffs and straps. I found these handcuffs comfortable enough to be worn for an extended period of time. They are well made and quite secure. They are ideal for newbies and those who arent used to this kind of toys. The strap is fully adjustable and long enough, so youre not limited to one or two positions. This way, even if youre experienced in bondage games, you will find new and innovative ways to play with your partner. But these han...

Power Bullet 10x

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0400

The best thing about this toy is that you can get very creative with it it fits any kind of a game you can think of. I prefer to use it for anal stimulation, but with its multiple functions it truly feels like a full arsenal of sex toys. My favorite is the pulsating function, because I prefer a soft and gentle play. Stronger functions are for more intense sensations. Its waterproof so it can be used in the shower, and the surface has a very soft texture, so it feels comfortable when inserted...

Round Butt Plug

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0400

This plug can look intimidating, but it's surprisingly comfortable. It is firm, but flexible enough, and the round head makes unique, strong sensations that standard plugs dont provide. Its not for newbies, but it can satisfy those experienced with the intense anal play. The texture is incredibly smooth, so it helps with insertion. With toys this thick, its always good to use lots of lube and to be relaxed, or it won't go in. But once it's there, it's surprisingly comfortable. It makes ...