By Twink the Twank
These condoms are fantastic! After my boyfriend does me in the ass we pull the condom off his dick flip it inside out and I use his cum as lube. That is right ladies if they can hold up to two hairy gay tight assholes you don't have to worry about it breaking as your man is fucking your goo hole and cumming. Also they are anti shit, what I mean by this is lets say I ate mexican the night before than I was sleeping in the next day and did not have time to to take my morning ritual 45 minuet dump. Then Billy wants to butt fuck me and the best part is my shit or his shit does not stick to the condom. Also the banana flavoring covers up any possible shit flavor that might be added to the condom so when we get done I can rip the condom off my dick with greed in my eyes and swallow it but taking one moment to savor the banana flavor on the tip of my tongue and closing my eyes and think of the first time I had a banana as a child.. speaking of being a child I was raped by a dog who had tape worms. Needless to say I got the tape worms but I didn't find out until one day I was taking my morning ritual 45 minuet dump and I felt what I thought was the longest turd ever to leave my ass when suddenly I felt it crawling back into my ass unleashing the most perfect homo bliss i had ever felt. Oh by the way... I hate when I have a poopie acident |