Adult Blogs - How to Make it A Naughty Christmas December 14, 2010 12:00 amSUPER CHRISTMAS SALE!!!
Can you believe that we're less than 2 weeks away from Christmas?? This feels like it's coming especially fast this year! Where has the time gone?? Since we're getting to crunch time now, I wanted to write about some no-brainer Christmas goodies with a naughty twist. What makes these total "no-brainers" is that they are Christmas-specific so you know you can't go wrong. There's no guesswork and no wondering if they're a good idea for Christmas 'cuz' they were made just for Christmas - easy peasy! Make it a naughty Christmas without having to think too hard thanks to me and my list!
What we've got are Christmassy sex toys, gift wrap and gift bags, and even Christmas decorations and stocking stuffers. And yes - they're ALL a little naughty. So let's get started seeing as how we're almost out of time!
CHRISTMAS SEX TOYS
Santa's Lil' Helper Spot Vibe: A red and white candy cane-esque G-spot vibe that will give like Santa the whole year through!
Don Wands Candy Cane Glass Dildo: This decadent glass dildo looks just like a candy cane and gives you pleasure that can only come from a glass sex toy. Run it under warm water to heat up a cold night or cool it down for some spine tingling fun!
Candy Pak Glass Candy Cane & Stocking: This candy cane glass dildo set comes complete a stocking to put it in, some lube, and some mistletoe-not that you'll need it in order to get some action! It doesn't get sexier or more Christmassy than that!
Reflections Candy Cane Vibrator: This little glass candy cane vibrator gives you the luxurious feel of glass with the powerful vibrations you expect from a Doc Johnson vibe. The tip is curved just right for some G-spot fun for Christmas and every other day!
SEXY (AND FUNNY) STOCKING STUFFERS
Mrs.Claus and Her Candy Cane: This cheesy little wind-up toy is the perfect little stocking stuffer for your favorite funny guy! Juts wind her up and watch her go to Christmas town with her candy cane vibe.
Naughty Secret Santa Tingle Gele Peppermint: I would love one of these in my stocking!! This jar of peppermint tingle gelee also comes with a vibrating cock ring so you can enjoy a buzz with a cool tingly treat this Christmas! And, it's great for him or her...or them. *wink*
12 Nights Of Christmas Pillow Packs: These motion lotion pillow packs will make your 12 days of Christmas merrier than ever or use them to ring in the first 12 nights of the New Year.
CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS WITH A NAUGHTY TWIST
Boobie X-Mas Ornament: You can get these boobie-shaped ornaments in red and green. Hang 'em on your tree or use them along with condoms to decorate a wreath for your sexiest friend!
Pecker X-Mas ornament: It ain't a XXX-Mas without a pecker-shaped ornament! Hang one up or dangle it from a package for a dirty lil' twist on Christmas!
X-Mas Tree with 24 Naughty Ornaments: Naked Santa, fucking gingerbread men, and a penis-shaped stocking are just a few of the naughty ornaments you get with this tree! Fa-la-la-la-la!!
GIFT WRAP AND BAGS FOR SEXY GIFT GIVING
Christmas Balls Penis Gift Wrap: Deck the halls with, well, balls!
Christmas Balls Boobies Gift Wrap: Who wouldn't want to receive a Christmas gift wrapped in boobie paper?!
Mr. & Mrs. Santa Having Sex Gift Wrap: Even Santa likes it nasty sometimes! This gift wrap is AWESOME! |