LOVE MACHINE Reviews - FYI: There have been a large number of these machines returned as defective rig

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LOVE MACHINE
Manufacturer: Topco

$457.20

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Oh, my God. This fucking piece of shit cost me almost 1 grand. when I turned the damn fucker on, the entire circut breaker blew, it blew, and the only thing that didn't blow was me! and the damn mother fuckers at the company wouldn't even replace the damn shit. unless you want to be pullin' green out of your asshole (no pun intended), dont buy the LM.

Rating: [1 of 5 Stars!]

This is a big piece of expensive junk. Who would design a shaft out of plastic? Try to get it fixed or do it your self? Ya right. Try to open the main control box is impossible. This Love Machine turned into a hate machine. This product should not even have been allowed on the market. I feel for the ones that bought more thinking that they would work. I learned after the first one. I would like to stick it up the companys ass but it wouldn't work. Save your money.

Rating: [1 of 5 Stars!]

I strongly recomend that this machine be left on the shelves! I have had 3 of them, 2 of which were broke at the shaft out of the box and one of which shorted out on the first 3 strokes! And the sad part is, NO ONE will do anything about it as far as a refund!!! Whats the use of sending them back everytime if you're gonna keep getting BROKE ones returned to you?

Rating: [1 of 5 Stars!]

I was VERY disappointed with this machine, NEVER even got to see how it worked! For something that cost so much...$480.00, it managed to come apart as soon as it was turned on! And to make matters worse, seems that there is a SERIOUS PROBLEM with getting it replaced! Seems the company thats making them has a LARGE backlog or orders. Save your money on this one!

Rating: [1 of 5 Stars!]

I enjoyed using this amazing product

Rating: [5 of 5 Stars!]

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