Adult Blogs - Giving Thanks and Kicking Of the XXX-Mas Season November 11, 2009 12:00 amWith Thanksgiving almost upon those living in the US, I wanted this blog to somehow relate to the day, but since anyone has yet to come up with a dual- action vibrator with a turkey face on it my options are a tad limited. I can however tell you what I am thankful for before moving on to the next holiday. I'm talking about the WOW Vibe by Pipedreams. Thank you Pipedreams!
Now, let's get onto my absolute favorite time of the year-Christmas! Yes, we're less than a month and a half away from the big day and there is no better time than now to start doing your naughty Christmas shopping or at least start thinking about unique gift ideas for your lover or yourself. Between now and Christmas I will be writing a few blogs dedicated to the most wonderful time of the year and each one will be full of hot ideas for gifts, XXX-Mas parties and much more.
Before starting their shopping most people kick off the season with some decorating, so for y'all I've taken a peek around Discreet Romance to see what kind of Christmas decorations I could find for those who like a good laugh or to sex things up a tad Yule-style. Here's what I've found:
X-Mas Tree with Ornaments: This is waaaaay cute for those with the right kind of sense of humor anyway. This 2 foot tall tree is ready to be decorated with 24 dirty ornaments for your enjoyment!
Pecker Ornament: You can hang this festive pecker on your tree or attach it to gifts along with a bow. Whatever you do with it you're sure to get a good ho-ho-ho out of it! (Check out the matching Boobie Ornament too)
Dicky X-Mas Ornaments: This pack of 3 flesh-colored lil' cocks will be a hit on any Christmas tree! Get ready for a giggle!
Santa & Girlfriend Wind-Up Toy: Talk about the ideal icebreaker! This little Santa goes to town on his hot GF once you wind 'em up. Place this on your coffee table for a funny homage to the fat man in the red suit!
Like the Christmas decorating ideas? Then you'll love my next blog on ways to sex up your holiday parties.
Let the most wonderful time of the year begin with a bang-literally! **wink** |