What is it with talk of big dicks? Really?? It just seems that whenever the topic of sex comes up; talk of appendage size always follows. What is it with everyone?s quest to find the biggest one out there anyway? It?s not just when we?re talking about men but even sex toys. If I mention that I got a new vibrator, the first question to follow is usually something along the lines of, ?is it huge??

The funny thing is that it?s both men and women asking! I mean seriously, what is the big deal? How big a cock can one possibly handle anyway??! Maybe it?s like a challenge to some to see how big they can take? Another funny thing is that this longing for the biggest one out there isn?t only limited to penises, but to boobs as well. Men are always lookin? for the biggest tits, while women and gay men are always on the lookout for the biggest dick. Well, you?ve asked and now you shall receive.

I?ve given my two cents about penis size in the past and as far as I?m concerned size isn?t as important as ability, but for all of you on a quest to find the biggest dick possible or the largest tits this side of Dolly Wood; I am taking some of the work off of your hands by giving you a list of big one?s that are just a click away.

You think you can handle these?

Kong the Realistic: This vibe looks soooooooo real -- even has pubes! It also has a suction cup base for easy riding. And it's size...prepare to gasp...9 inches long, 2.25 inches wide and a whopping 6.5 inches around!!

This one isn't too long, but boy is it fat!! - Fat Cock XXL: Looks and feels incredible too.

Giant Jumbo Jack XL: This really is a monster cock! Ideal for anyone looking for a true challenge as far as penetration goes cuz this baby is 15 inches long, 2.25 inches wide and... ready?...8.5 inches thick! Ouch! Or should I say 'Oooooh'...

Mucho Machismo 'El Gordo': Here's a little Latin 101 for you; it means 'the fat one'. Enough said.

For Those Looking for A Backdoor Challenge

Ass Master: This anal probe is 10 inches long which is QUITE impressive as far as anal play goes.

XL Butt Plug: Get out the lube for this one! This butt plug is 9 inches long and 5 inches in diameter!

Anal Twist: A super 12 inches long; this ribbed anal probe is definitely worth the climb!

Somethin' For All You Boob Men

Danni's Jiggly Fantasy Boobs: They're huge and soft and were modeled from the big 'FF' tits of pornstar Danni Ashes.

Just Juggs Doll: This is a lovedoll that has got boobs bigger than any other doll. Perfect for all you breast men!

Blow Up Boobs: Novelty item or dream-come-true for breat lovers? You decide!


And Finally...

I couldn't leave out those of you who enjoy a big ass. So, for you I reccommend the Bootylicious Love Doll. She's got an ass that puts J-Lo to shame!