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I had no clue Pig A$$ could be so tight...I am used to making love with Pigs because of my profession but this one tops the cake...I even got one of those kiddie pools and filled it with mud, and me and this lil gem had a go. One suggestion....PLEASE put another hole in the snout...I love to make this PIG squeal...

The first time I came in contact with the love piggie was over in Iraq. At first we thought it as a means of tourture to force captured insergents to copulate with the pig. Unfourtunately as we quickly learned they found no better joy in life than this pig. During an interigation session w one of the prisioners I asked him if he preffered a live goat over the pig, 'no' he replied in his dog laungage. than i asked if not even opressing women gave him a better joy, still he replied no. So after all this talk we decided to get rid of the pig exicuteing it by fireing squad infront of the prisioners who loved it so. they later all killed them selves by deep throating each others cocks until suffication set in. The last one the chosen one we found dead in the corner with his own cock stuffed down throat.

My boyfriend left me because of this doll. I did not know it was a female pig when I bought it. I just assumed it would be a male pig with a nice male penis. Seeing as how I could not return it I felt the money it cost should not go to waste so I did what any good British school boy would do to a animal. I fucked it till my dick was raw. This was a school boy error I must say, because my boyfriend was going down on me and said my dick smelt of plastic. I felt because we were in love and always share our feelings to each other that he would understand. I showed him my pig and he took one look at it and said you cheated on me with a girl!, and walked out of my life forever. If only this pig was a man then maybe my boyfriend could have understood. Every time I think of his dick cumming in my mouth it makes me cry. I think it is time for me to go smoke a fag, eat some faggots, and have spotted dick for dessert. Then go to any club in Europe and hook up with three or four random guys and catch AIDS.

Quote: "you ACTUALLY have sex with real animals?!?!?!?" - Well, this one is inflatable. But yes, I have. ;)

None of you Americans have replied to the funny joke below. What is going on in your colleges? If you do not reply by 1600 07/01/08, things will occur. "Death To America" is not a slogan to be used lightly. But it can be more than a slogan. The mole in your USSS will see to that. And remember, Pig = big $$.

Donkey ....Ass... get it? Well, I thought it was funny. You pigfuckers have no sense of humour.