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By long-boy newton
Shoppers, i was once like you.. sitting at home midget-less and lonely.
BUT
i took a chance, a tiny p.v.c. ,three foot, brown-paper-wrapped chance.
one lonely friday night after a couple of strawberry daquiris i brought meme home and it changed my life.
i tell you shoppers once you get the gimp mask and cuffs on her , in a dark alley you would be hard pressed telling the difference between this and a real pint-sized lover.
i was SO happy with my purchase i bought 4 more that night.
Now i can have all the fun of a midget orgy without all the fuss.
and the best part is because she is totally waterproof highly inflatable and doesnt sunburn i now take her with me to the beach for picnics.
happy days are here shoppers, get yours today. |
