By Ol\' McDonald\'s Master
Let's be real for a second. It's a blow up doll. I understand that. But just because it's full of air doesn't mean a man doesn't deserve to get full dollar. I was thoroughly disappointed that the doll did not bleat with approval when I inserted my member inside it, nor did it leak any fluids or struggle in any way. If I wanted something stiff, quiet, and dry to screw, I'd just dig up my mother-in-law. At least then I'd get to breath in the pungent smell of flesh to add to the feeling of knowing that what I'm doing, God will never forgive. And that is what doing goats is really all about.