Oh, jeez: where to start with this baby. First things first: As a male, I absolutely LOVE the thing. My ass BEGS for it any time I think about it. Unfortunately, due to some SERIOUS rough-riding (mostly my fault), the suction cup eventually peeled its way off of the rest of the toy. When I first got this thing, I was honestly terrified, when I opened it up. I'm not exactly a canyon, and I'd upgraded to this from about a one-inch thick, 8-inch long toy. This thing absolutely HURT the first time, and ALWAYS hurts the first time sliding it in. It took a LOT of lubrication, and a LOT of dedication, but I pretty much came immediately, after bottoming out. There truly is no feeling that I have felt, like this thing inside of me. Once you bottom out, it slides verrry nicely in and out. I absolutely love teasing myself by popping it out, rubbing my asshole, and then quickly plopping myself back down on it. Unfortunately, I cannot ride it anymore, due to the suction cup no longer being attached. Maybe it was just odd angles, and rough riding. There were certainly a LOT of both involved. Honestly, though: I would grab this thing, pop the suction cup to the tile floor in my bathroom, and slip on some silky stockings and high heels. Nothing like feeling like a little whore-slut while grinding yourself against this thing. I absolutely need to buy another one, or simply superglue the suction cup back on. I give bluey, here, a 4 out of 5. Simply due to the fact that the suction cup wasn't as finely attached as I'd like it to be. Also, there's a bit of a latexy smell from this, but I only tried tasting it, before my first ride. The smell is still there, but hardly: it's faint enough to be drowned out by the scent of lube, really. I LOVE this thing, and absolutely recommend it to anyone who thinks they can take the length. The girth is an easy adjustment, with some patience the first time around. After that, you'll seriously feel like your asshole is permanently looser, and trust me: it is. I love you, Basix!