Humor: Love Making
April 06, 2006Something I came across and found humorous
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To My Dearest Wife,
During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn't succeed more often: We will wake the kids - 54 times, It's too late - 15 times, I'm too tired - 42 times, It's too early - 12 times, It's too hot - 18 times, Pretending to be asleep - 31 times, The neighbors will hear - 9 times, Headache or backache - 26 times, Sunburn - 10 times, Your mother will hear us - 9 times, Not in the mood - 21 times, Watching the late show - 17 times, Too sore - 26 times, New hairdo - 6 times, Wrong time of the month - 14 times, You had to go to the bathroom - 19 times. Of the 36 times that I DID succeed, the result was not always satisfying because 6 times you just laid there, 8 times you reminded me that there was a crack in the ceiling, 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with, 7 times I had to wake you up to tell you I was finished, and once I was afraid that I had hurt you because you started thrashing around and breathing heavy. Let's try to improve this, shall we??
Love, Your Hubby
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