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By A gamer fan
I got a girlfriend for the first time and well much like the fabled elves of the north she was a unicorn of beauty and gaming ability. Now I am by no means a big strong man with a big strong dick, much like my life God has cursed me to have a weak small stubby penis. You all have heard of the blue bomber mega man right? Well this thing is the purple bomber and let me tell you after a few Smirnoff ice each we were ready for what we were biologically capable of. Now I must say for all of you who have never seen a real vagina their is a lot more brown hair than the porn stars on the internet. I had to have her put the purple bomber in and she was impressed my penis had a unicorn horn. I told her it was from a magic penis spell I cast with my level 99 magic. Hairy Potter has nothing on my wizard skills. We made love for what seemed forever I was a little unimpressed as the feeling for me seemed to be lacking but she said it felt great for her. I would do anything to keep her around forever even selling my World of Warcraft account. |